PANZER MURPHY Posted August 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 12, 2016 5 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I bet you have one massive wanking spanner of an arm, the rest of you puny, like a fiddler crab, who wanks. I'd say you have hairy twine around your litte maggot so ya can find it under the massive gut hanging over it like a flabalanche Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 12, 2016 Report Share Posted August 12, 2016 I think Jimmy Savile may have found things over tight on occasion Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 13, 2016 Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 1 hour ago, mothra said: I think Jimmy Savile may have found things over tight on occasion What. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 13, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 Anyhoo....update on over tightened fixtures mechanical trade guy had to cut top off fuel filter housing and replace sump nut had a bar tack welded to it to get a turn on it and replaced wheel nuts were opened and torqued to a more manageable human level .. top tip brother cunts.. check you wheel nuts before ya get a flat or some rainy ole night ya could be wrestling with a seized solid nut and look like a cunt Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 13, 2016 Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 2 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Anyhoo....update on over tightened fixtures mechanical trade guy had to cut top off fuel filter housing and replace sump nut had a bar tack welded to it to get a turn on it and replaced wheel nuts were opened and torqued to a more manageable human level .. top tip brother cunts.. check you wheel nuts before ya get a flat or some rainy ole night ya could be wrestling with a seized solid nut and look like a cunt Panzerknacker It's a shame your mother didn't over tighten her slack-vag around your neck during birth to starve you completely of oxygen, rather than being a lazy cunt, doing half a job; and leaving us to deal with the brain-dead gibbon you became. Fuck off. Panzerknackermotherfuckerhater Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 13, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 13, 2016 Well bubba San. As you no doubt tell your leathery face in the mirror every morning. . Ya live with your choices Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 On 13/08/2016 at 11:46 AM, Panzerknacker said: Anyhoo....update on over tightened fixtures mechanical trade guy had to cut top off fuel filter housing and replace sump nut had a bar tack welded to it to get a turn on it and replaced wheel nuts were opened and torqued to a more manageable human level .. top tip brother cunts.. check you wheel nuts before ya get a flat or some rainy ole night ya could be wrestling with a seized solid nut and look like a cunt Panzerknacker First thing I do when having had a garage do anything to do with tyres/wheels/brakes is get the bar out and do the fuckers myself, them windy-guns are usually on double what the fuckers need. Tighten by hand using a single bar, put extension bar half on and knock it a fraction more, then to take off, full extension. Stand on the cunt if needed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: First thing I do when having had a garage do anything to do with tyres/wheels/brakes is get the bar out and do the fuckers myself, them windy-guns are usually on double what the fuckers need. Tighten by hand using a single bar, put extension bar half on and knock it a fraction more, then to take off, full extension. Stand on the cunt if needed. Fascinating. I'd love to hear more. Maybe you could regale us with a story about how you check your supermarket receipt, just to make sure your Findus Crispy Pancakes weren't double-scanned by the till operator? Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 1 minute ago, Bubba C said: Fascinating. I'd love to hear more. Maybe you could regale us with a story about how you check your supermarket receipt, just to make sure your Findus Crispy Pancakes weren't double-scanned by the till operator? Idiot. How about fuck off or discuss the nom? Oh sorry, you're too fucking thick to do anything but bitch, with the same old shit and tired "jibe".... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 On 8/10/2016 at 3:12 AM, Panzerknacker said: Have a small business moonlighting as a personal trainer so I bought a small van to transport my equipment anyhoo i decided to service it and found every bolt and nut was either rung or tightened with a power bar or something . even my formidable guns couldn't get a turn on them...most annoying Panzerknacker I have a nuclear war head claw hammer if that's any good. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 44 minutes ago, ThunderCunt said: I have a nuclear war head claw hammer if that's any good. Sorry thunder chappy my local grease monkey slobodan got in ahead of ya van is now humming along just fine..matter of fact I've a client to visit in a little while..but thanks anyway Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 1 hour ago, Panzerknacker said: Sorry thunder chappy my local grease monkey slobodan got in ahead of ya van is now humming along just fine..matter of fact I've a client to visit in a little while..but thanks anyway Panzerknacker Ok PansyKnackers but i will have it on stand by.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 14, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 10 minutes ago, ThunderCunt said: Ok PansyKnackers but i will have it on stand by.. There's more deserving nuts on here could benefit from liberal application of your mighty claw hammer of persuasion Panzerknacker 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 11 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: There's more deserving nuts on here could benefit from liberal application of your mighty claw hammer of persuasion Panzerknacker Can't disagree there and a couple of them are closet gays, i will have to smash there closet doors in and then pummel them with the claw hammer, thought i would state that so they don't get excited about anything else.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 15, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 3 hours ago, ThunderCunt said: Can't disagree there and a couple of them are closet gays, i will have to smash there closet doors in and then pummel them with the claw hammer, thought i would state that so they don't get excited about anything else.. You noticed it aswell? Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 17, 2016 Report Share Posted August 17, 2016 On 8/15/2016 at 2:45 AM, Panzerknacker said: You noticed it aswell? Panzerknacker The world is full of hovis munchers these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 Couple of in denial chod chuggers on here Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 On 10 August 2016 at 11:29 AM, Mrs Roops said: Hey! You should be more accommodating, Scrote. We all indulged you with your noms discussing Paleontology, Scottish Lesbian Killers and even patiently nodded through your thoughts on goose abuse. This nom has everything, the travails of entrepreneurship, needy people and personal trainers, sex with manic depressives and torque wrenches. What's not to like? Discuss. Agreed ..... I had sex with a torque wrench once ...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 1 hour ago, cuntspotter said: Agreed ..... I had sex with a torque wrench once ...... Wanking spanner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 2 hours ago, cuntspotter said: Agreed ..... I had sex with a torque wrench once ...... 54 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Wanking spanner. I thought the phrase in those circles was "monkey wrench"..? ..someone ask Punkers... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 20, 2016 Report Share Posted August 20, 2016 On Wednesday, August 10, 2016 at 9:29 AM, Manky said: My quick release not on my front wheel needed grinding off despite my strength. I do Barobics at every available opportunity which means my beach body has gone from Blue to Pilot Whale I would have thought it would be closer to Humpback in that Gay bar you frequent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 20, 2016 Report Share Posted August 20, 2016 On Saturday, August 13, 2016 at 11:46 AM, Panzerknacker said: Anyhoo....update on over tightened fixtures mechanical trade guy had to cut top off fuel filter housing and replace sump nut had a bar tack welded to it to get a turn on it and replaced wheel nuts were opened and torqued to a more manageable human level .. top tip brother cunts.. check you wheel nuts before ya get a flat or some rainy ole night ya could be wrestling with a seized solid nut and look like a cunt Panzerknacker Or, don't spend all day wanking over Loose Women or Jeremy Kyle guests and you might retain some strength and dexterity in your wrists to perform simple tasks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 20, 2016 Report Share Posted August 20, 2016 On 18/08/2016 at 6:48 AM, cuntspotter said: Agreed ..... I had sex with a torque wrench once ...... Was this safer than having sex with a torque converter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 20, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 20, 2016 10 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Or, don't spend all day wanking over Loose Women or Jeremy Kyle guests and you might retain some strength and dexterity in your wrists to perform simple tasks. I'd say you could just about perform the simple task of puttin one foot infront of the other droopz ole boy Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 22, 2016 Report Share Posted August 22, 2016 On 20/08/2016 at 11:06 AM, Lady Penelope said: Was this safer than having sex with a torque converter? Deviant. what about a windy-gun? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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