Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 If you're fat and ugly, you're fat and ugly... but you can change.. Some people have supposedly been offended by this... were they by any chance the fat and ugly ones? This is the previous ad they took down... Can't see what's wrong? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-37019878 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 They might struggle with some of the fat ones. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 I am fat and an ugly fucker. No wonder the Greys are targeting the Derbyshire puffs. If they came up here, we would nick the wheels off their spaceship and nick their mobile phones. Is hating aliens who want to eat me classed as racism? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 16 minutes ago, Manky said: I am fat and an ugly fucker. No wonder the Greys are targeting the Derbyshire puffs. If they came up here, we would nick the wheels off their spaceship and nick their mobile phones. Is hating aliens who want to eat me classed as racism? Very big of you to admit to your corpulent disgustage. They may not wish to eat you, only probe your ring piece. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 9 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Very big of you to admit to your corpulent disgustage. They may not wish to eat you, only probe your ring piece. Just in case this ever happens, I always carry a card with a picture of Cyril Smith on the front and the address of Spunkape's golf club on the back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 I imagine all the fat cunts that are upset by this will probably find solace in a box of Mr Kiplings iced fancies washed down with a couple of litres of cola.We should put scales at the supermarket checkouts and each time a cake gets scanned if the scales read obese an alarm should go off with a spotlight shone down on the salad dodging fat cunt buying it.......and then harpoon the fuckers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 1 minute ago, neil298 said: I imagine all the fat cunts that are upset by this will probably find solace in a box of Mr Kiplings iced fancies washed down with a couple of litres of cola.We should put scales at the supermarket checkouts and each time a cake gets scanned if the scales read obese an alarm should go off with a spotlight shone down on the salad dodging fat cunt buying it.......and then harpoon the fuckers Firm but fair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 Fat people are a burden on society and smell of piss. They should be put to work in the mines on limited rations and taught the joys of proper bodily hygiene. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 4 hours ago, Couldn't give a shit said: Fat people are a burden on society and smell of piss. They should be put to work in the mines on limited rations and taught the joys of proper bodily hygiene. Gets my vote Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 5 hours ago, Couldn't give a shit said: Fat people are a burden on society and smell of piss. They should be put to work in the mines on limited rations and taught the joys of proper bodily hygiene. Had the unfortunate luck of working (not too closely) with some fat cunt who could walk into one of those small supermarkets and clear it from end to end within minutes... I was lucky enough to get my office moved to another building within 2 months of starting there. So fucking glad we moved out and not her lot since the office would stink even when she was on holiday for a week.. Poor bastard boss had to officially reprimand her twice, and nearly got taken to a tribunal for it. You wouldn't want to put her in the incinerator, she'd make the leccy stink when you turn the lights on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest TwatCuntFuck Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 17 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: If you're fat and ugly, you're fat and ugly... but you can change.. Some people have supposedly been offended by this... were they by any chance the fat and ugly ones? This is the previous ad they took down... Can't see what's wrong? http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-derbyshire-37019878 If this Natalie Harvey is so against bullying, why did she dye her hair? Seems hypocritical to me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 Should give her my card..Panzerknackerz personal training regime. .eat shite. ...feel shite. ..look shite Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 Why not just ban humour all together. It seems these says that whatever is said in jest will upset someone. Anyway,kids will bully other kids without adverts to help them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 1 hour ago, Snatch said: Why not just ban humour all together. It seems these says that whatever is said in jest will upset someone. Anyway,kids will bully other kids without adverts to help them. I was bullied at school. Until I crashed a drain hole cover over the bitch's head. Got suspended and had the piss slapped out of me by my mum because I didn't use my fists. Mind you the week off was nice though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I was bullied at school. Until I crashed a drain hole cover over the bitch's head. Got suspended and had the piss slapped out of me by my mum because I didn't use my fists. Mind you the week off was nice though. I take it you were the fat and ugly one then gyps? Things change though, eh? You're old as well now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 3 minutes ago, Gurt said: I take it you were the fat and ugly one then gyps? Things change though, eh? You're old as well now Nope! Never been overweight. Nor ugly. The bitch was 2 years above me and try to get money off me. I punched her in the chest. She plopped to her arse and I decided to clock her with the nearest thing to hand, which unfortunately for her was a small drain hole cover. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 4 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Nope! Never been overweight. Nor ugly. The bitch was 2 years above me and try to get money off me. I punched her in the chest. She plopped to her arse and I decided to clock her with the nearest thing to hand, which unfortunately for her was a small drain hole cover. Did you weigh the drain cover in for scrap? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 14 minutes ago, Gurt said: Did you weigh the drain cover in for scrap? Sorry don't understand???? Oh wait: drain cover, scrap metal, gypsy aahahahahahahahahahaha. Oh how fucking original Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 6 hours ago, Gurt said: Did you weigh the drain cover in for scrap? It's probably on the mantle piece now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 18 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: It's probably on the mantle piece now. Idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 56 minutes ago, Frank said: Idiot. Camp scarecrow. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 12, 2016 Report Share Posted August 12, 2016 On 8/10/2016 at 7:37 PM, camberwell gypsy said: Sorry don't understand???? Oh wait: drain cover, scrap metal, gypsy aahahahahahahahahahaha. Oh how fucking original You had it chrome electroplated, put on a large chain, and you wear it round your neck for pikey bling, don't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 12, 2016 Report Share Posted August 12, 2016 On 11/08/2016 at 0:37 AM, camberwell gypsy said: Sorry don't understand???? Oh wait: drain cover, scrap metal, gypsy aahahahahahahahahahaha. Oh how fucking original But you didn't answer the question....? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 12, 2016 Report Share Posted August 12, 2016 On 09/08/2016 at 10:25 PM, Manky said: I am fat and an ugly fucker. No wonder the Greys are targeting the Derbyshire puffs. If they came up here, we would nick the wheels off their spaceship and nick their mobile phones. Is hating aliens who want to eat me classed as racism? Yes it is you racist cunt, Stickers is going to have something to say about this. Oh fuck em. They fly in here in the middle of night with their huge teardrop shaped eyes and nostrils too big for their tiny noses. Alien cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 12, 2016 Report Share Posted August 12, 2016 16 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Yes it is you racist cunt, Stickers is going to have something to say about this. Oh fuck em. They fly in here in the middle of night with their huge teardrop shaped eyes and nostrils too big for their tiny noses. Alien cunts. It's what they do with them probes that gets me.. fucking pervs!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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