Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 8 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: PSA. The difference is important - only the Michelin Man should ever allow a hose to be inserted for a PSI test. Isn't that how to test how good a blowjob is? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 I always seem to get the rugby playing Doctor that has fingers like hot dog rolls,I'm fucking sure one of them had a ring on......or was it his watch? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 14 minutes ago, neil298 said: I always seem to get the rugby playing Doctor that has fingers like hot dog rolls,I'm fucking sure one of them had a ring on......or was it his watch? Just you wait till they decide on doing a 12 point biopsy on your prostate. It is like having E.T's finger shoved up there, and when the samples are being taken it makes a noise like an electric nail gun. Then if there is a REAL problem they can remove the prostate which is a 6 hour operation followed by 3 days of excruciating pain, a catheter fitted and pissing vin rouge for 4 days. Removing the catheter? don't ask! How I laughed. Have a good breakfast. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 7 hours ago, witheredscrote said: Just you wait till they decide on doing a 12 point biopsy on your prostate. It is like having E.T's finger shoved up there, and when the samples are being taken it makes a noise like an electric nail gun. Then if there is a REAL problem they can remove the prostate which is a 6 hour operation followed by 3 days of excruciating pain, a catheter fitted and pissing vin rouge for 4 days. Removing the catheter? don't ask! How I laughed. Have a good breakfast. Already had that one,and the one where they put you out.Piss and spunk like Ribena is nothing new but I am hoping not to have the 'ol walnut' removed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 43 minutes ago, neil298 said: Already had that one,and the one where they put you out.Piss and spunk like Ribena is nothing new but I am hoping not to have the 'ol walnut' removed I had mine made into a rather unique key ring. You should see the reaction when I put my keys on the bar counter. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 44 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: I had mine made into a rather unique key ring. You should see the reaction when I put my keys on the bar counter. That's just being French for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 18 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Judge Anderson Olivia Thirlby can make my head explode any time she likes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: That's just being French for you. If he was French it would have been covered in garlic and slapped in a pan all washed down with a châteaux nuef de pape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Olivia Thirlby can make my head explode any time she likes. I foresee..... a journey .... to Lidl Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 16 hours ago, witheredscrote said: Just you wait till they decide on doing a 12 point biopsy on your prostate. It is like having E.T's finger shoved up there, and when the samples are being taken it makes a noise like an electric nail gun. Then if there is a REAL problem they can remove the prostate which is a 6 hour operation followed by 3 days of excruciating pain, a catheter fitted and pissing vin rouge for 4 days. Removing the catheter? don't ask! How I laughed. Have a good breakfast. At least you're still about though eh? You can go to dignitas when frank moves in next door. vivre Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 7 hours ago, Gurt said: At least you're still about though eh? You can go to dignitas when frank moves in next door. vivre He might well save his francs by keeling over stone dead in his pig pen, or die gasping on his dirty kitchen straw- remember Gurters, he is pretty old and therefore will be dead soon- it's a fact Withers. You're doomed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted November 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 Just had the 30 point one done,my fucking ringpiece feels like ive been fucked by a 6ft 7" basket ball palyer with a thermos flask for a cock.How the fuck people like punkape allow anyone to insert a cock up their arse is beyond me.Cancer is a cunt and quite literally a real pain in the 'arris Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 A doctor was once eager to give me a prostate gland check. That cunt got a stern warning. I'd rather die an anal virgin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 2 minutes ago, Extremecunt said: A doctor was once eager to give me a prostate gland check. That cunt got a stern warning. I'd rather die an anal virgin. Any views on anal bleaching? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Extremecunt Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Any views on anal bleaching? Yeah it doesn't work, I have a brown cakehole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 On 09/08/2016 at 0:23 PM, nocti said: If you want a quick prostate check without all the embarrassment of a doctor doing the dirty work, simply wipe your arse with ASDA own brand toilet roll. I knew you were the type of proletarian who shopped in Asda...ghastly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 I assisted in a few prostatectomies. Just saying Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 3 hours ago, neil298 said: Just had the 30 point one done,my fucking ringpiece feels like ive been fucked by a 6ft 7" basket ball palyer with a thermos flask for a cock.How the fuck people like punkape allow anyone to insert a cock up their arse is beyond me.Cancer is a cunt and quite literally a real pain in the 'arris Why didn't you get a PSA blood test done? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 On 09/08/2016 at 10:09 PM, DingTheRioja said: Finger ready... Is she miming a telephonist? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 On 09/08/2016 at 10:09 PM, DingTheRioja said: Finger ready... I know.......It's Goldfinger! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 1 minute ago, camberwell gypsy said: I know.......It's Goldfinger! For the moment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I know.......It's Goldfinger! It's not gold... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 When considering this rather important, albeit uncomfortable test, one should do diligent research to locate a female physician. I bet you lot don't know they keep the KY warm and speak softly whilst taking your history. They get you in the mood for the probing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 On 09/08/2016 at 10:17 PM, Rick_B said: Back to prostate cancer there is a simple blood test, the PSI test, which looks for prostate specific antigens. It's not very reliable, but worth having done if you have obvious symptoms. PSA Prostate Specific Antigen. If you get an abnormal reading in USA the fuckers whip the prostate out tout suite. Even though the vast majority of abnormal readings are not cancer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted November 10, 2016 Report Share Posted November 10, 2016 3 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: It's not gold... Chocolate ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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