Neil Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 What a cunt it is,causes so many fucking problems and yet we can live without the fucker......bit like Punkape,a fucking pain in the arse. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 Bit swollen today neil? Regular emptying keeps bad things in check, but surely you know that? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 1 hour ago, neil298 said: What a cunt it is,causes so many fucking problems and yet we can live without the fucker......bit like Punkape,a fucking pain in the arse. Men and their prostates are funny things. Split evenly between two camps some will give their soul and handover complete power of attorney over their financial affairs for a good milking, the others are freaked out 'cos they can't handle the visceral intimacy of the act or find it physically uncomfortable. Just saying... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 If you want a quick prostate check without all the embarrassment of a doctor doing the dirty work, simply wipe your arse with ASDA own brand toilet roll. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 7 hours ago, Alfie Fucking Noakes said: Bit swollen today neil? Regular emptying keeps bad things in check, but surely you know that? Regular???....I can piss for England! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 6 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Men and their prostates are funny things. Split evenly between two camps some will give their soul and handover complete power of attorney over their financial affairs for a good milking, the others are freaked out 'cos they can't handle the visceral intimacy of the act or find it physically uncomfortable. Just saying... Its obviously the male clitoris cos my missus has never found the fucker!.Should be the size of a walnut,feels like the size of a cabbage Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 4 hours ago, nocti said: If you want a quick prostate check without all the embarrassment of a doctor doing the dirty work, simply wipe your arse with ASDA own brand toilet roll. I've had more fingers up there than punkapes had cocks,It's the poor fucker doing it I feel sorry for Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 18 minutes ago, neil298 said: Regular???....I can piss for England! I wasn't talking piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 Oh I see,what a wanker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 12 hours ago, neil298 said: What a cunt it is,causes so many fucking problems and yet we can live without the fucker......bit like Punkape,a fucking pain in the arse. I would rather die like a Cunt than live with the shame of another man fingering my bum hole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 9 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I would rather die like a Cunt than live with the shame of another man fingering my bum hole. What if that weird looking Doctor Pixie chick off "Embarrassing Bodies" did it to you instead, though? "Both hands please, Doctor Pixie!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: What if that weird looking Doctor Pixie chick off "Embarrassing Bodies" did it to you instead, though? "Both hands please, Doctor Pixie!" Ginga. No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 12 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: What if that weird looking Doctor Pixie chick off "Embarrassing Bodies" did it to you instead, though? "Both hands please, Doctor Pixie!" Im not familiar with her, if indeed it is a "her", just in case you are attempting to dupe me into saying something faggotty. If it is a she, and a tidy one, then it's a yes, conditional on a goddam reach around . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: Im not familiar with her, if indeed it is a "her", just in case you are not attempting to dupe me into saying something faggotty. If it is a she, and a tidy one, then it's a yes, conditional on a goddam reach around . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 1 minute ago, DingTheRioja said: Yeah fair enough. I must say I've always found the initial sight of a proper ginger flange somewhat shocking - I know it's there, I know exactly what probable colour, I brace myself, but always - is a shock. I don't know where to look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: Yeah fair enough. I must say I've always found the initial sight of a proper ginger flange somewhat shocking - I know it's there, I know exactly what probable colour, I brace myself, but always - is a shock. I don't know where to look. She has a proper copper top in most photos, looks like she's had it electro-plated, can't stand the colour. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 I reckon I'd let her fart on me. I'd be interested to see the bookies odds on her following through, mind you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 10 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: She has a proper copper top in most photos, looks like she's had it electro-plated, can't stand the colour. Mm, aye, it's too dark ginger for me, and usually means very pale skin indeed, which isn't for me. I understand it's good for some, but it's otherworldly . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: Mm, aye, it's too dark ginger for me, and usually means very pale skin indeed, which isn't for me. I understand it's good for some, but it's otherworldly . Finger ready... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 10 minutes ago, nocti said: I reckon I'd let her fart on me. I'd be interested to see the bookies odds on her following through, mind you. I once spunkified a young lady who was as ginger as this, but I was gulled into it, and it wasn't easy. On this occasion, she had meticulously dyed hair and eyebrows, so it was a terrible shock- so fucking dishonest. A near crying game experience. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 Back to prostate cancer there is a simple blood test, the PSI test, which looks for prostate specific antigens. It's not very reliable, but worth having done if you have obvious symptoms. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 4 minutes ago, Rick_B said: Back to prostate cancer there is a simple blood test, the PSI test, which looks for prostate specific antigens. It's not very reliable, but worth having done if you have obvious symptoms. PSA. The difference is important - only the Michelin Man should ever allow a hose to be inserted for a PSI test. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: PSA. The difference is important - only the Michelin Man should ever allow a hose to be inserted for a PSI test. Sorry yes, PSA. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: PSA. The difference is important - only the Michelin Man should ever allow a hose to be inserted for a PSI test. Judge Anderson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 19 minutes ago, Rick_B said: Back to prostate cancer there is a simple blood test, the PSI test, which looks for prostate specific antigens. It's not very reliable, but worth having done if you have obvious symptoms. You certainly know a lot about arseholes, Rick. The perfect qualification for moderating the Corner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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