Ape™️ Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Where are you going on holiday this year Ape ? I was considering visiting the Vatican and having a massive fucking shit in St Peter's Basilica. What do you think? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 16 minutes ago, Snatch said: I'd rather be immoral and use condoms with filthy dirty bitch whores than sign up to a life with the Mafia Catholic Church. At least I'd be having fun. And we also avoid pregnancy by me chucking my fat everywhere. What would your golf club chums say about that immoral act? You wouldn't get into my golf club nor would any of your whores.Non of our members are disgusting overweight slobs like you or your slags. Your lifestyle choices mean that you probably have AIDS or other venereal diseases.Condoms often split or are misused by inept cunts such as yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: You wouldn't get into my golf club nor would any of your whores.Non of our members are disgusting overweight slobs like you or your slags Your lifestyle choices mean that you probably have AIDS or other venereal diseases.Condoms often split or are misused by the inept such as yourself. Yes Spunkers,you and your gay golf chums fuck right the fuck off. Me and my ho's will be too busy doing crack and indulging in orgies to worry about your shite golf club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 Jesus was the first to get AIDS, as a result of fucking donkeys bareback. Nail 'em up - it's the only language they understand. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 Just now, Cuntybaws said: Jesus was the first to get AIDS, as a result of fucking donkeys bareback. Nail 'em up - it's the only language they understand. That's blasphemy you indolent heathen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: That's blasphemy you indolent heathen. Did I say Jesus? I meant Brian. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 Just now, Cuntybaws said: Did I say Jesus? I meant Brian. Did you say indolent? You meant insolent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 7 hours ago, Decimus said: The names, Ding, DingTheRioja, licence to be a boring fucker. It would have worked better with fokker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 Reminder, abuse of member's families is not permitted. Stop it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 3 hours ago, Rick_B said: Reminder, abuse of member's families is not permitted. Stop it. 3 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Removed This smacks of active disobedience Quince or, at best, really unfortunate timing. Have you got your baseball to hand? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 5 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: This smacks of active disobedience Quince or, at best, really unfortunate timing. Have you got your baseball to hand? Oh yes. If I replaced that with "boyfriend", it would instantly be ok. I'm confused, in a straight way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 1 hour ago, Ape said: I was considering visiting the Vatican and having a massive fucking shit in St Peter's Basilica. What do you think? I think overall that you would fit in better in Benidorm..... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 1 minute ago, Ape said: I think the best thing for all concerned is for you take a shite in Punkapes mouth, to replenish the huge quantity that comes out of it. What do you reckon? Sound like a plan? I'd be happy to shite in his mouth. I'd prefer a bit of notice, so i could force down 3 tins of pilchard cat food and 12 orange habaneros, for his delectation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I'd be happy to shite in his mouth. I'd prefer a bit of notice, so i could force down 3 tins of pilchard cat food and 12 orange habaneros, for his delectation. Sounds fair enough to me. How long after eating these items would the shite be optimal? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 4 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I'd be happy to shite in his mouth. I'd prefer a bit of notice, so i could force down 3 tins of pilchard cat food and 12 orange habaneros, for his delectation. You sick fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 9, 2016 Author Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 4 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I'd be happy to shite in his mouth. I'd prefer a bit of notice, so i could force down 3 tins of pilchard cat food and 12 orange habaneros, for his delectation. You sick fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 I'll happily volunteer to shit in Spunkers' gob, if we're organising a poo, or pooh, posse. Personally I'd eat a Scotch Bonnet mixed with out of date mushrooms. The inevitable food poisoning should allow me to pebble-dash the cunt in the eyeballs at a good 150mph. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 5 minutes ago, Ape said: Sounds fair enough to me. How long after eating these items would the shite be optimal? In my considerable experience, in 8-10 hours before the first properly repugnant blart. However, I would hold on though til hour 12 or 13, to let the reactor properly go critical, and unlock the gates of hell upon the cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 28 minutes ago, Punkape said: You sick fuck. You'll love it, and thank me for it, and pay me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 28 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: You'll love it, and thank me for it, and pay me. Do you use some sort of funnel or is it a full contact sport? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 19 minutes ago, Gurt said: Do you use some sort of funnel or is it a full contact sport? Their mouths just seem to open like baby birds, waiting for mummy bird, to shite on their tonsils. Why? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: Their mouths just seem to open like baby birds, waiting for mummy bird, to shite on their tonsils. Why? I have one of those road cones and I thought you may be able to force feed the unwilling much like withers does with his splooge to those poor geese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 27 minutes ago, Gurt said: I have one of those road cones and I thought you may be able to force feed the unwilling much like withers does with his splooge to those poor geese There are no unwilling- only the unshitemouthed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 8 hours ago, Ape said: Sounds fair enough to me. How long after eating these items would the shite be optimal? I mis-read that as optional... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 What a load of scat. Are you all German? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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