Guest Ollyboro Posted August 8, 2016 Report Share Posted August 8, 2016 I assume this cunt is already on here, but the search facility on here is about as effective as the search for Madelaine. Anyhow, this wanker is all over my telly doing adverts for the Olympics. Starring alongside Sir Wiggo and Sir Steve, his shtick appears to be "I'm a bit of a weak-kneed wanker, hah fucking hah." Observing a recently recovered quadriplegic slipping on a carelessly discarded wig in a kid's leukaemia ward would be funnier than this cunt. I sometimes wonder how this TV producer/agent's son ever made it in showbiz. I'd like to throw him into a shit filled tumble dryer, before drowning him in a vat of shit in an exploding sewer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 8, 2016 Report Share Posted August 8, 2016 Olly may I congratulate you on a proper cc nom about vaccuous celebrity. Jack Whitehall is as funny as being waterboarded with sulphuric acid. His show with his father was a stupendous load of luvvie wank more cringeworthy than Ricky Gervais hosting an awards ceremony. Utter fuckpiles all of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 Ricky Gervais is a cunt, however introducing Bruce Willis as Ashton Kutchers' stepdad just to fuck off the Hollywood luvvies has saved him, almost, from the wood chipper.. As for Whitehall, we'd need a special attachement so the scrawny cunt didn't just slip through the blades unharmed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 Gervais has had plenty of misfires over the years, the new David Brent film undoubtedly one of them. However, I find the bloke to be highly intelligent, very likeable and he's put out a fair few funny shows in his time. Whitehall is just a type cast posh boy who repeats the same act over and over again. He was quite good in Fresh Meat, playing himself, but aside from that he's just another one whose weasled his way into the 8 out of 10 cats / live at the Apollo old boys gravy train club. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted August 9, 2016 Report Share Posted August 9, 2016 7 hours ago, Bill Stickers said: ... but aside from that he's just another one whose weasled his way into the 8 out of 10 cats / live at the Apollo old boys gravy train club. These were the ones who were forever complaining about how stale and irrelevant the old guard were , many cunts undoubtedly ... but like most things every era has a few diamonds shining through the sea of shit and as William points out this lot have merely become the very thing they were so arsey about not so long ago . Michael McIntyre = cunt. Bill Bailey = not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 Thing is their audience piss themselves laughing at every dull fucking story they tell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 10, 2016 Report Share Posted August 10, 2016 21 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Thing is their audience piss themselves laughing at every dull fucking story they tell. Says the woman who has had every chance to tell Helen Lederer and Jenny Eclair just how funny they're not. I'm not saying this can be equated to having a time machine and not killing Hitler, but it sort of can. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 11, 2016 Report Share Posted August 11, 2016 On 10/08/2016 at 8:13 PM, Cuntybaws said: Says the woman who has had every chance to tell Helen Lederer and Jenny Eclair just how funny they're not. I'm not saying this can be equated to having a time machine and not killing Hitler, but it sort of can. Jenny Eclair is an unfunny, gobby cow I agree but Helen is such a sweetheart. I can't say anything bad about her as she's such a sweetie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 12, 2016 Report Share Posted August 12, 2016 Anyone who has to draft his father in to make himself seem amusing can't reasonably be called a comedian. He can only be described as a cunt, as he has been so eloquently above. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 12, 2016 Report Share Posted August 12, 2016 1 hour ago, scotty said: Anyone who has to draft his father in to make himself seem amusing can't reasonably be called a comedian. He can only be described as a cunt, as he has been so eloquently above. I agree Scotty. However, if his dad had cancer of the nob and little Jack attempted to blow him off on stage, surely there would be a modicum (see what I did there?) of chortle? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted August 12, 2016 Report Share Posted August 12, 2016 1 hour ago, mothra said: I agree Scotty. However, if his dad had cancer of the nob and little Jack attempted to blow him off on stage, surely there would be a modicum (see what I did there?) of chortle? Neatly done, sir. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted August 15, 2016 Report Share Posted August 15, 2016 On 8/12/2016 at 0:36 AM, camberwell gypsy said: Jenny Eclair is an unfunny, gobby cow I agree but Helen is such a sweetheart. I can't say anything bad about her as she's such a sweetie. Are you her fucking agent? Just(bi)curious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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