Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted August 7, 2016 Report Share Posted August 7, 2016 So some wee tart I know has gone down the 'sport are troops' route and decided to do this thing for charity. She seems to get involved in military causes, which makes me think she will be a military wife in a few years (hardest job in the military, don't cha know). She looks like the failed first draft of nose-art for the Enola Gay (the bomber, not Spunkape's Range Rover); sort of like a butch Betty Boop with thunder thighs. Every day for the last few weeks she has rolled a new video out onto social media, in which she performs 22 pushups. Apparently this is to raise awareness of PTSD and veteran suicide (duh!) and not, you know, some sort of narcissistic attention-grabbing bollocks on her part. No idea how she raises money from this charade. She makes 22 pushups look like a piece of piss, so maybe she should be doing 50, or doing them over lit coals or something. Anyhoo, next time Rambo is patrolling his bedsit at 3:00 am with a hunting knife because a car backfired in the street I'm sure he will be glad that some wee lassie bolstered her Instragram fellowship in the name of this worthy cause. Remember, Sport Are Troops. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 7, 2016 Report Share Posted August 7, 2016 I'm not sure this makes fuck all sense. I am terribly hung over so maybe it does. But maybe it's bollocks. I dont fucking know Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted August 7, 2016 Report Share Posted August 7, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: I'm not sure this makes fuck all sense. I am terribly hung over so maybe it does. But maybe it's bollocks. I dont fucking know Maybe it's Maybelline. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 7, 2016 Report Share Posted August 7, 2016 I've been armchair bound for years Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 7, 2016 Report Share Posted August 7, 2016 I could manage 22 press ups on each of those Finnish volleyball sisters Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted August 7, 2016 Report Share Posted August 7, 2016 9 minutes ago, mothra said: I've been armchair bound for years If you did 22 pushups I would sling you a fiver. That is the sort of dedication I feel is in dangerously short supply round these parts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 7, 2016 Report Share Posted August 7, 2016 1 minute ago, Tata Steely Dan said: If you did 22 pushups I would sling you a fiver. That is the sort of dedication I feel is in dangerously short supply round these parts. What sort of curries do you enjoy ? Do you make your own japatties ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted August 7, 2016 Report Share Posted August 7, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: What sort of curries do you enjoy ? Do you make your own japatties ? Billy Currie's seminal violin solo on Ultravox's 1981 hit Vienna is hard to believe. Failing that, Butter Chicken always seems to glide down a treat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 7, 2016 Report Share Posted August 7, 2016 23 minutes ago, neil298 said: I could manage 22 press ups on each of those Finnish volleyball sisters That and clapping your flippers for a fish at the same time? Impressing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 7, 2016 Report Share Posted August 7, 2016 33 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Maybe it's Maybelline. Absolutely, you never know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted August 8, 2016 Report Share Posted August 8, 2016 That young lady would serve the traumatised veterans better by pirouetting on their penises to prevent them digging foxholes in the cement with their teeth Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 8, 2016 Report Share Posted August 8, 2016 I bet she's better at them than that spindly armed, shit bin owning insect Frank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 8, 2016 Report Share Posted August 8, 2016 It's always something fucking painful and worthy you have to do, isn't it? The Icebucket Challenge (and what a crock of zero degrees Kelvin shit that all was). This. It's never "Go to bed and have a big old wank for Alzheimers' is it? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 8, 2016 Report Share Posted August 8, 2016 27 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: It's always something fucking painful and worthy you have to do, isn't it? The Icebucket Challenge (and what a crock of zero degrees Kelvin shit that all was). This. It's never "Go to bed and have a big old wank for Alzheimers' is it? Judging by the drivel you offer us on here I would say you have full blown dementia already... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 8, 2016 Report Share Posted August 8, 2016 Today I am volunteering to drink 30 pints to raise money for the taxman. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 8, 2016 Report Share Posted August 8, 2016 40 minutes ago, Punkape said: Judging by the drivel you offer us on here I would say you have full blown dementia already... lol. Punkape is one of those blokes The sort who only laughs at his own jokes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 8, 2016 Report Share Posted August 8, 2016 You could have posted the video, so we could judge her, er, push-up prowess....? Edit.. apparently 22 is the number of veterans who commit suicide every day... so I guess it started out as a Murrican thang... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted August 8, 2016 Report Share Posted August 8, 2016 10 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Punkape is one of those blokes The sort who only laughs at his own jokes He is very "funny". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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