Cuntybaws Posted August 20, 2016 Report Share Posted August 20, 2016 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: See that little Cunt Tom Daley has fucked up again. Got as far as the semi (pause .....). He really is the most high-profile example of 'style over substance' when it comes to what he's actually achieved as an athlete To be fair to him, he came last. I've always found that to be trickier than it sounds. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 20, 2016 Report Share Posted August 20, 2016 When they hold the homecoming parade in Manchester, I hope the cunt dives head first out of the open topped bus. Then he gets run over by a rogue, runaway steam roller, then gets mauled by a pack of wild Armadillos, then gets treated to death at Dr Shipmen's surgery. Then he is buried in little pieces, face down in pork fat. Just in case. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 20, 2016 Report Share Posted August 20, 2016 2 hours ago, Manky said: When they hold the homecoming parade in Manchester, I hope the cunt dives head first out of the open topped bus. Then he gets run over by a rogue, runaway steam roller, then gets mauled by a pack of wild Armadillos, then gets treated to death at Dr Shipmen's surgery. Then he is buried in little pieces, face down in pork fat. Just in case. Will they bother inviting Bronze Medallists / brown hatters? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 20, 2016 Report Share Posted August 20, 2016 6 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: Will they bother inviting Bronze Medallists / brown hatters? Not to my town. Spunkape will have a Barbecue in leafy Cheshire for all the botters and carpet munchers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 20, 2016 Report Share Posted August 20, 2016 Last I read, Daley was only missing the gold medal round his neck! He actually managed to muck up a sure thing? I thought only punky and the sheep had the gift of such spectacular feats of utter failure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted August 20, 2016 Report Share Posted August 20, 2016 1 hour ago, Wizardsleeve said: Last I read, Daley was only missing the gold medal round his neck! He actually managed to muck up a sure thing? I thought only punky and the sheep had the gift of such spectacular feats of utter failure. He'd have probably got the gold if they'd have replaced the water with spunk. He's like Henman. Hailed as some kind of national treasure when he's actually a fucking overrated chutney hunter. He should be made to do his next dive with a plugged in toaster, the fucking useless mincing cunt. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 What pisses me off, is the three medal winners in the WOMEN'S 800metres all appear to be geezers. They make Fatima Whitbread look do able. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 4 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: What pisses me off, is the three medal winners in the WOMEN'S 800metres all appear to be geezers. They make Fatima Whitbread look do able. Maybe they should have a separate games for the dodgy looking freaks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 7 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: What pisses me off, is the three medal winners in the WOMEN'S 800metres all appear to be geezers. They make Fatima Whitbread look do able. Caster Semenya looks like Punkape's sort of girl. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Caster Semenya looks like Punkape's sort of girl. It's probably a switched at birth sister with a shaved back and face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 3 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: What pisses me off, is the three medal winners in the WOMEN'S 800metres all appear to be geezers. They make Fatima Whitbread look do able. I'd have thought Tanni Grey Thomson would be more to your liking, drew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 3 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Caster Semenya looks like Punkape's sort of girl. Baws, its rather slow on here at the minute. Can you please drip feed us some excerpts from Jazz's Linkedin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: Baws, its rather slow on here at the minute. Can you please drip feed us some excerpts from Jazz's Linkedin? "My awakening as an artist happened aged 9 years. I have not looked back since. My childhood influences were the works of Emile Galle, Rene Lalique, David Bowie and Egyptian mythology, all of which inspired me and my art. These artists led me quickly towards others within the world of Art Nouveau, Art Deco & musically minded genius and worldwide religions as visually portrayed." Not so much "Debbie Does Dallas" as "Jesus Does Jib Jabs" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 38 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: "My awakening as an artist happened aged 9 years. I have not looked back since. My childhood influences were the works of Emile Galle, Rene Lalique, David Bowie and Egyptian mythology, all of which inspired me and my art. These artists led me quickly towards others within the world of Art Nouveau, Art Deco & musically minded genius and worldwide religions as visually portrayed." Not so much "Debbie Does Dallas" as "Jesus Does Jib Jabs" Jesus wept. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 6 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: What pisses me off, is the three medal winners in the WOMEN'S 800metres all appear to be geezers. They make Fatima Whitbread look do able. Leave Fatima out of it, she is having trouble with the drugs squad. Apparently they discovered 5kg of crack in her knickers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 21 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Jesus wept. "I also still paint, Buddhist Thangka (mostly for myself) which I also studied the doctrine of whilst living in Nepal. ARTISTIC COMMISSIONS: Harrods. Liberty London. Fortnum & Mason. Barclays Bank plc. PLUS: My Son's Bedroom! (smile)" Yes, the consummate professional and master of the visual arts actually typed out “(smile)” in his LinkedIn profile. I sort of almost miss the daft cunt sometimes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 On 20/08/2016 at 4:46 PM, Punkape said: I saw that 2 carpet munchers, as a "wife wife" arrangement, represented GB in the women's Olympic hockey and one of them was the fucking team Captain. Utterly disgusting and disgraceful. They should never have been picked in the first place on moral grounds. They corrupt other team members as set a depraved example to the young. good to watch though Punkly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: Jesus wept. For years I thought the phrase was "Jesus wet". It never really caused any difficulty but it was what it was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 11 hours ago, Degenerategambler said: Maybe they should have a separate games for the dodgy looking freaks. The Paralympics ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 On 20 August 2016 at 6:05 PM, Cuntybaws said: To be fair to him, he came last. How long did it take him? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 27 minutes ago, Bubba C said: How long did it take him? I believe Tom Daley's Splash lasted for half an hour. I hope that helps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I believe Tom Daley's Splash lasted for half an hour. I hope that helps? instead of a little bit of sick, I sometimes get a small, hard, almost sculpted pellet of phlegm. Thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I believe Tom Daley's Splash lasted for half an hour. I hope that helps? Quincy PM'd me, he was too shy to ask you himself. I'm sure he's relieved himself with your answer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 He's used to splashback,if his mate had eaten peanuts recently he looked like a 70's pebbledashed council house 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 21, 2016 Report Share Posted August 21, 2016 21 minutes ago, Bubba C said: Quincy PM'd me, he was too shy to ask you himself. I'm sure he's relieved himself with your answer. Youse can all go and fuck yourselves. Talking about raging queers, Where is that cunt Gurt by the way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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