Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: About time someone told him to fuck himself. Wished I'd said it. We all would have been deprived of a littany of witty and clever "never heard of her" posts. The corner wouldn't have been the same. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 Now that the running about and chucking things one and the jumping from high up into water one have failed miserably and not got the first place prizes that the super soaraway Sun have been predicting were nailed on for months will they now be reviled as cunts in the same way as the footballers were when they fucked up in the EU competition thing and let the entire country down. By the way , where the fuck is Eddie Wareing and the "other one" , they knew what they were talking about when commentating. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 Only 20% of the 'volunteers' have turned up for the games once they had collected their complimentary goodie bags and nice uniforms. (Probably paid for out of our overseas development budget) Compare this to the volunteers at the 2012 London Olympics and the 2002 Manchester Commonwealth Games where the participation of the volunteers made a massive contribution to the success of both events and it reinforces my belief that Johnny Foreigner is a cunt and can't be trusted. And we are doing OK. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 13 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: About time someone told him to fuck himself. Wished I'd said it. It's not too late if you want to get banned. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 6 hours ago, Snatch said: It's not too late if you want to get banned. I've heard the horror stories about the cooler. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 The GB team are doing well to be fair, good to see Justin Rose win the golf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 1 hour ago, ThunderCunt said: The GB team are doing well to be fair, good to see Justin Rose win the golf. Golf is for irons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 14, 2016 Report Share Posted August 14, 2016 28 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Golf is for irons. I bet PunkBitch plays golf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 16, 2016 Report Share Posted August 16, 2016 If we beat the triads I’ll suck out my pancreas and wear it as a cravat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 Women's Beach Volleyball: most of the women are too tall, rather flat/stretched chested and a bit horsey. I don't like them. One of the Brazilian finalists was a bloke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 The women's hockey is better. I've got a mate over there stealing their knickers at the end of every game. How much should I charge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 5 minutes ago, mothra said: The women's hockey is better. I've got a mate over there stealing their knickers at the end of every game. How much should I charge? I should think that would depend on the buyer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 5 hours ago, mothra said: The women's hockey is better. I've got a mate over there stealing their knickers at the end of every game. How much should I charge? Jellers man, the fucking Japanese have got the used panties market sewn up. Your mate's gonna need a USP, such as blood or dried shit. I'd advise he gets certificates of authentication confirming the shit and blood originated from one of the hockey players. 25 years ago you could get away with forcing your Nan to wear a pair, then passing them off as a Moira Stewart original, but since the advent of DNA testing you'd be leaving yourself wide open. Just bear me in mind......mates rates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 49 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Jellers man, the fucking Japanese have got the used panties market sewn up. Your mate's gonna need a USP, such as blood or dried shit. I'd advise he gets certificates of authentication confirming the shit and blood originated from one of the hockey players. 25 years ago you could get away with forcing your Nan to wear a pair, then passing them off as a Moira Stewart original, but since the advent of DNA testing you'd be leaving yourself wide open. Just bear me in mind......mates rates. Perhaps a partnership OB? We could go on Dragons' Den and ask for Debra Meaden's knickers as part of any deal. I bagsy the chance to beat up that cross eyed toffee jouster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 10 minutes ago, mothra said: Perhaps a partnership OB? We could go on Dragons' Den and ask for Debra Meaden's knickers as part of any deal. I bagsy the chance to beat up that cross eyed toffee jouster. Deal. But, I wouldn't expect Meaden's apple catchers to be anything less than 6 inches on the sides, with a strengthened gusset and reinforced cockhole. She doesn't get them from Sainsbury's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 23 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Deal. But, I wouldn't expect Meaden's apple catchers to be anything less than 6 inches on the sides, with a strengthened gusset and reinforced cockhole. She doesn't get them from Sainsbury's. I heard she has to get hers from Go Outdoors. Which funnily enough is what she's always told to do when it's time to change them. By which point they resemble something like Jabba the Hutt's hammock, and often need to be snapped many times to get them into an industrial washing machine. I'd steer clear and concentrate on the hockey girls, Olly. At the very least, it's a tad safer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 42 minutes ago, nocti said: I heard she has to get hers from Go Outdoors. Which funnily enough is what she's always told to do when it's time to change them. By which point they resemble something like Jabba the Hutt's hammock, and often need to be snapped many times to get them into an industrial washing machine. I'd steer clear and concentrate on the hockey girls, Olly. At the very least, it's a tad safer. These hockey girls aren't like the ones I would wistfully look across at from the football pitch, during school games. The referee hasn't got a hard on for starters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted August 18, 2016 Report Share Posted August 18, 2016 3 hours ago, Ollyboro said: These hockey girls aren't like the ones I would wistfully look across at from the football pitch, during school games. The referee hasn't got a hard on for starters. If your eyes look up just a little, you'll see two smaller hard ons. However, don't gaze directly into the eyes, lest you turn to stone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 19, 2016 Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 12 hours ago, Ollyboro said: These hockey girls aren't like the ones I would wistfully look across at from the football pitch, during school games. The referee hasn't got a hard on for starters. Didn't know you were at my school... or is it that every gamesmaster has a permenant hard on, either on the girls hockey pitch or in the boys dressing rooms depending on which side they bat for? Anyway, back to the fuck tom daley routine... Piers Morgan reckons anyone who hasn't won gold is a loser... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted August 19, 2016 Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 On 16/08/2016 at 10:43 PM, mothra said: If we beat the triads I’ll suck out my pancreas and wear it as a cravat. Please film it and post it on here. It would beat any of frank's. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 19, 2016 Report Share Posted August 19, 2016 Evidently, of Yorkshire was a country it would be 18th in the world table. That is fuck all, Lancashire would be 15th. Jason Kenny won't train with me. He says that when he is trying to catch me at the Velodrome, my kebab and bitter flavoured farts nearly knock him out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 20, 2016 Report Share Posted August 20, 2016 I saw that 2 carpet munchers, as a "wife wife" arrangement, represented GB in the women's Olympic hockey and one of them was the fucking team Captain. Utterly disgusting and disgraceful. They should never have been picked in the first place on moral grounds. They corrupt other team members as set a depraved example to the young. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 20, 2016 Report Share Posted August 20, 2016 See that little Cunt Tom Daley has fucked up again. Got as far as the semi (pause .....). He really is the most high-profile example of 'style over substance' when it comes to what he's actually achieved as an athlete Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 20, 2016 Report Share Posted August 20, 2016 10 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: See that little Cunt Tom Daley has fucked up again. Got as far as the semi (pause .....). He really is the most high-profile example of 'style over substance' when it comes to what he's actually achieved as an athlete I agree with jiggly on this. Evel Knievel was exactly the same Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 20, 2016 Report Share Posted August 20, 2016 I would have paid good money to be slung underneath a female triathlete today. Not in the swimming bit though. Or the cycling. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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