Guest nobgobbler Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 No, it doesn't have anything to do with shagging mechanics. I haven't uploaded the video as I thought it might be against the rules, but I just stumbled across a vid on youtube of this cunt in Brazil with his cock up a car exhaust. At first I thought it might be punkers, but said vehicle was not a range rover. So we have lady boys, butch dykes; blokes who shag children, dead bodies, each other, cars and other inanimate objects; fat cunts, ugly cunts, orange cunts, chav cunts and ginger cunts who women would struggle to look twice at except to take the piss out of. CC male members excluded of course (I'm not a complete cunt), but where the fuck have all the real men gone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 2 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: No, it doesn't have anything to do with shagging mechanics. I haven't uploaded the video as I thought it might be against the rules, but I just stumbled across a vid on youtube of this cunt in Brazil with his cock up a car exhaust. At first I thought it might be punkers, but said vehicle was not a range rover. So we have lady boys, butch dykes; blokes who shag children, dead bodies, each other, cars and other inanimate objects; fat cunts, ugly cunts, orange cunts, chav cunts and ginger cunts who women would struggle to look twice at except to take the piss out of. CC male members excluded of course (I'm not a complete cunt), but where the fuck have all the real men gone? FRANCE. My geese will confirm it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 8 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: No, it doesn't have anything to do with shagging mechanics. I haven't uploaded the video as I thought it might be against the rules, but I just stumbled across a vid on youtube of this cunt in Brazil with his cock up a car exhaust. At first I thought it might be punkers, but said vehicle was not a range rover. So we have lady boys, butch dykes; blokes who shag children, dead bodies, each other, cars and other inanimate objects; fat cunts, ugly cunts, orange cunts, chav cunts and ginger cunts who women would struggle to look twice at except to take the piss out of. CC male members excluded of course (I'm not a complete cunt), but where the fuck have all the real men gone? It seems there are wierd cunts all over the place. Apart from Spunkers,footballists and the women folk,the real men of the world are posting on CC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 19 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: No, it doesn't have anything to do with shagging mechanics. I haven't uploaded the video as I thought it might be against the rules, but I just stumbled across a vid on youtube of this cunt in Brazil with his cock up a car exhaust. At first I thought it might be punkers, but said vehicle was not a range rover. So we have lady boys, butch dykes; blokes who shag children, dead bodies, each other, cars and other inanimate objects; fat cunts, ugly cunts, orange cunts, chav cunts and ginger cunts who women would struggle to look twice at except to take the piss out of. CC male members excluded of course (I'm not a complete cunt), but where the fuck have all the real men gone? I think you'd have been alright uploading a photo providing the bloke's cock wasn't visible and the car was on a S plate, or older. And as for where have all the real men gone; you is talking to one, darling. I'm so fucking masculine my semen has hair in it, when I shit blood I don't go to the doctor's, when I.........oh, got to go. I've got to do the washing- up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 You think you've seen it all, then something comes from so left-field it would make Chuck Norris prolapse when it comes to 'what the buggery-fuck is that all about then?' There's some deluded sap out there who rams flies up their japeye in order to get their rocks off. I'd have loved to have seen the creative process involved in the first bloke who thought of that. Real men? Fuck me, when I crack one off into the sink, the hot tap is pregnant by the morning Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 41 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: You think you've seen it all, then something comes from so left-field it would make Chuck Norris prolapse when it comes to 'what the buggery-fuck is that all about then?' There's some deluded sap out there who rams flies up their japeye in order to get their rocks off. I'd have loved to have seen the creative process involved in the first bloke who thought of that. Real men? Fuck me, when I crack one off into the sink, the hot tap is pregnant by the morning Or you could be that plumber with a flux-finger fetish? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 2 hours ago, nobgobbler said: No, it doesn't have anything to do with shagging mechanics. I haven't uploaded the video as I thought it might be against the rules, but I just stumbled across a vid on youtube of this cunt in Brazil with his cock up a car exhaust. At first I thought it might be punkers, but said vehicle was not a range rover. So we have lady boys, butch dykes; blokes who shag children, dead bodies, each other, cars and other inanimate objects; fat cunts, ugly cunts, orange cunts, chav cunts and ginger cunts who women would struggle to look twice at except to take the piss out of. CC male members excluded of course (I'm not a complete cunt), but where the fuck have all the real men gone? You fucking poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 2 hours ago, Punkape said: You fucking poof. Really. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 It's all gone now, of course, but some cunt who really genuinely actually used to do this posted on The Corner for a while, back in the day. He made a most convincing case for his sick perversion, even in the face of well reasoned counter-arguments, which included being called a fucking poof and a weirdo!. Google "Tailpipe Man" - that's the chap.. PS Has anyone done the joke about the Irishman shagging the Princess yet? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 6 hours ago, Punkape said: You fucking poof. 4 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Really. I bet you are Gobbers,Spunkers said so. I bet you love cock just like he does. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 What type of car was it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 1 hour ago, deebom said: What type of car was it? Dunno, but it must have been a bit of slag to do it in the street in broad daylight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 12 hours ago, witheredscrote said: FRANCE. My geese will confirm it. France, our sisters will confirm it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 Do you drive luv? Well back onto this one baby !! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted August 4, 2016 Report Share Posted August 4, 2016 15 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: It's all gone now, of course, but some cunt who really genuinely actually used to do this posted on The Corner for a while, back in the day. He made a most convincing case for his sick perversion, even in the face of well reasoned counter-arguments, which included being called a fucking poof and a weirdo!. Google "Tailpipe Man" - that's the chap.. PS Has anyone done the joke about the Irishman shagging the Princess yet? go on Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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