Guest Ollyboro Posted August 2, 2016 Report Share Posted August 2, 2016 AKA I care so little about you that I couldn't be bothered to write on a card and send it to you. So I got some other cunt to do it. If Moonpig start doing death threats, or ransom notes, then I'll use them. Until then, they can fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 7 hours ago, Ollyboro said: AKA I care so little about you that I couldn't be bothered to write on a card and send it to you. So I got some other cunt to do it. If Moonpig start doing death threats, or ransom notes, then I'll use them. Until then, they can fuck off. I am sure they miss your custom. You probably buy your cheap shitty cards from Tescos. I bet you like that 'Fathers Day' one of a man playing golf on a municipal 9 hole course. lol lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 7 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: I am sure they miss your custom. You probably buy your cheap shitty cards from Tescos. I bet you like that 'Fathers Day' one of a man playing golf on a municipal 9 hole course. lol lol This new Punkape-lite act that you keep pulling is getting on my fucking tits. Make me laugh, you useless, boring cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 1 minute ago, Decimus said: This new Punkape-lite act that you keep pulling is getting on my fucking tits. Make me laugh, you useless, boring cunt. Sorry mate, I can't control it, I am morphing. Yesterday I found myself looking at Range Rovers for sale on line. I can't go into sports shops anymore as I get a stubby when I see golf clubs. I am resisting the arse banditry. Help me please. lol lol ( sorry ) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 8 hours ago, Ollyboro said: If Moonpig start doing death threats, or ransom notes, then I'll use them. Until then, they can fuck off. I wonder what their vetting and quality control procedures are like, especially on self-uploaded images? I have this brilliant idea for a card that starts, "Dear Kate and Gerry..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 (edited) 3 hours ago, Manky said: As in, deleted I feel sorry for those cunts who have to use Moonpig. Its cheaper not to have friends. I am sure you have saved a fortune Edited August 3, 2016 by Rick_B Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 This shit sounds similar to Jibjab. Did anyone receive a Moonpig card from Jazz? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 59 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: I am sure you have saved a fortune You fucking bet. How many friends is enough? How many is too many? Or too few. These problems make my head ache so I don't have any and that is my choice. In your case, folk just hate frogs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Your_Mum Posted August 3, 2016 Report Share Posted August 3, 2016 Fat pig is a much better name than moonpig. I like the avert tune "Moonpig dot cunt". As for friends. Better not to have any if your an anti-social cunt like me who gets bored with everyday cunty conversations. Hence, why I come on here and write shit with you bunch of cunts. Cant think of nothing worse than having a same cunt husband and wife "friends" over for dinner every Monday and Thursday evening. The moment one of them says "Oh I saw this wonderful recipe on the food channel". They will get a fork in the cunting left eye. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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