nocti Posted July 28, 2016 Report Share Posted July 28, 2016 Couldn't help but start watching this cunt as my wife had this on tonight, apparently he's not happy with Amazon using slightly more cardboard in their packaging and is asking us all to rise up and moan about it, as if we haven't got better things to do other than wank pigs off for a sandwich filling, or use our own shit for toothpaste. This cunt claims to live purely off the earth, and is campaigning for us to do it in the same way that he is, despite him looking twice his age since his last series of "fuckwit farm" or whatever his shit cooking show was called. His point would hit home if his alternative method of using less packaging wouldn't fuck the products up entirely, causing more returns back to Amazon therefore spawning a complete false economy. I suggest that this cunt does a recipe book using cleaning products, then does a livestream of himself doing an environmentally friendly swan dive into a fucking live volcano. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 28, 2016 Report Share Posted July 28, 2016 6 minutes ago, nocti said: Couldn't help but start watching this cunt as my wife had this on tonight, apparently he's not happy with Amazon using slightly more cardboard in their packaging and is asking us all to rise up and moan about it, as if we haven't got better things to do other than wank pigs off for a sandwich filling, or use our own shit for toothpaste. This cunt claims to live purely off the earth, and is campaigning for us to do it in the same way that he is, despite him looking twice his age since his last series of "fuckwit farm" or whatever his shit cooking show was called. His point would hit home if his alternative method of using less packaging wouldn't fuck the products up entirely, causing more returns back to Amazon therefore spawning a complete false economy. I suggest that this cunt does a recipe book using cleaning products, then does a livestream of himself doing an environmentally friendly swan dive into a fucking live volcano. You're only having a go at Hugh because he went to Eton. You're from a much lower social class... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted July 28, 2016 Report Share Posted July 28, 2016 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: You're only having a go at Hugh because he went to Eton. It would be nice if he could act it then, instead of being a proselytising hippy cunt grubbing around in his own filth like the stupid spaniel-haired twat that he is. I saw him on TV once fishing for mollusks under a road bridge; as if the posh cunt honestly partakes in that sort of peasantry for any other purpose than some sort of bizarre, narcissistic form of one-upmanship. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2016 6 minutes ago, Punkape said: You're only having a go at Hugh because he went to Eton. You're from a much lower social class... lol. He probably went there to gather up the animals they were testing on for his latest pizza recipe, Punkers, you odious fucking retard. It's just gone 10pm so if you hurry up, you might make last orders at your imaginary gay croquet club you soppy fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted July 28, 2016 Report Share Posted July 28, 2016 8 minutes ago, Punkape said: You're only having a go at Hugh because he went to Eton. You're from a much lower social class... lol. Punky, for once I agree with you, - and doesn't he fucking go on the cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 28, 2016 Report Share Posted July 28, 2016 1 minute ago, nocti said: He probably went there to gather up the animals they were testing on for his latest pizza recipe, Punkers, you odious fucking retard. It's just gone 10pm so if you hurry up, you might make last orders at your imaginary gay croquet club you soppy fucking cunt. You lower class faggot. The nearest you will ever get to properly cultivated food is your rent boy shoving an organic carrot up your arse. lol. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2016 3 minutes ago, I know that Cunt said: Punky, for once I agree with you, - and doesn't he fucking go on the cunt? Do you want to suck my dick, I know that Cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted July 28, 2016 Report Share Posted July 28, 2016 According to Hugh Fuckstain-shittingstall, 5,000 coffee cups are binned every minute in the UK. What they should do instead is pile them up in a field somewhere and wait for all the burrowing woodland rodents to come and set up camp. Then you simply burn the little bastards where they sleep. Rough justice in the countryside, but Hugh knows that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 28, 2016 Report Share Posted July 28, 2016 4 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: According to Hugh Fuckstain-shittingstall, 5,000 coffee cups are binned every minute in the UK. What they should do instead is pile them up in a field somewhere and wait for all the burrowing woodland rodents to come and set up camp. Then you simply burn the little bastards where they sleep. Rough justice in the countryside, but Hugh knows that. You stupid cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted July 28, 2016 Report Share Posted July 28, 2016 9 minutes ago, nocti said: Do you want to suck my dick, I know that Cunt? Fuck off it smells of shit like the rest of you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted July 28, 2016 Report Share Posted July 28, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: You stupid cretin. Admit it, you got turned on by the idea of torching a metric fuckload of rodents. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 28, 2016 Report Share Posted July 28, 2016 Just now, Tata Steely Dan said: Admit it, you got turned on by the idea of torching a metric fuckload of rodents. You look like you have AIDS... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 28, 2016 Report Share Posted July 28, 2016 In my experience, any cunt with a hyphenated surname could only be improved by 15 minutes at full power in a 2000 watt industrial microwave. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted July 28, 2016 Report Share Posted July 28, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: You look like you have AIDS... lol. There is an alarming paucity of creative or original ideas in your posts that I've seen during my brief time here thus far. Curiously enough, a good number of your posts seem to revert back to homosexual proclivities, even if they aren't relevant to the topic at hand in even the most tangential sense. Without getting too overly Freudian, one thinks the lady doth protest too much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted July 28, 2016 Report Share Posted July 28, 2016 1 minute ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Admit it, you got turned on by the idea of torching a metric fuckload of rodents. 9 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: According to Hugh Fuckstain-shittingstall, 5,000 coffee cups are binned every minute in the UK. What they should do instead is pile them up in a field somewhere and wait for all the burrowing woodland rodents to come and set up camp. Then you simply burn the little bastards where they sleep. Rough justice in the countryside, but Hugh knows that. Watch out next time you walk over a fucking mole hill you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 28, 2016 Report Share Posted July 28, 2016 10 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: There is an alarming paucity of creative or original ideas in your posts that I've seen during my brief time here thus far. Curiously enough, a good number of your posts seem to revert back to homosexual proclivities, even if they aren't relevant to the topic at hand in even the most tangential sense. Without getting too overly Freudian, one thinks the lady doth protest too much. Well you would say that wouldn't you. All sodomites do. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 28, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 28, 2016 29 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: There is an alarming paucity of creative or original ideas in your posts that I've seen during my brief time here thus far. Curiously enough, a good number of your posts seem to revert back to homosexual proclivities, even if they aren't relevant to the topic at hand in even the most tangential sense. Without getting too overly Freudian, one thinks the lady doth protest too much. Apologies for Spunkers, mate. The stupid cunt has been having trouble adjusting since he was thawed out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 28, 2016 Report Share Posted July 28, 2016 1 hour ago, Gurt said: Watch out next time you walk over a fucking mole hill you He might get his dick sucked. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 28, 2016 Report Share Posted July 28, 2016 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Well you would say that wouldn't you. All sodomites do. lol. Lots of laughs . Shite cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 28, 2016 Report Share Posted July 28, 2016 2 hours ago, nocti said: Couldn't help but start watching this cunt as my wife had this on tonight, apparently he's not happy with Amazon using slightly more cardboard in their packaging and is asking us all to rise up and moan about it, as if we haven't got better things to do other than wank pigs off for a sandwich filling, or use our own shit for toothpaste. This cunt claims to live purely off the earth, and is campaigning for us to do it in the same way that he is, despite him looking twice his age since his last series of "fuckwit farm" or whatever his shit cooking show was called. His point would hit home if his alternative method of using less packaging wouldn't fuck the products up entirely, causing more returns back to Amazon therefore spawning a complete false economy. I suggest that this cunt does a recipe book using cleaning products, then does a livestream of himself doing an environmentally friendly swan dive into a fucking live volcano. The majority of packaging from amazon is recyclable anyway, the fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 28, 2016 Report Share Posted July 28, 2016 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: In my experience, any cunt with a hyphenated surname could only be improved by 15 minutes at full power in a 2000 watt industrial microwave. Hemingway once said that a person with a hyphenated name is a cunt. Or was it Irene Handl? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 I hear for his next series he's going to shoot a guide dog in the face and stuff it with road kill and serve it to some pensioners with a side order of tramps underpants fried in piss Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 Well at least Spunkrape has the right idea and is recycling all of his witty comments. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 2 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Well at least Spunkrape has the right idea and is recycling all of his witty comments. I think you meant "shitty"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 10 hours ago, Tata Steely Dan said: There is an alarming paucity of creative or original ideas in your posts that I've seen during my brief time here thus far. Curiously enough, a good number of your posts seem to revert back to homosexual proclivities, even if they aren't relevant to the topic at hand in even the most tangential sense. Without getting too overly Freudian, one thinks the lady doth protest too much. So what you're saying, in essence, is that Punky is a shit-stabbing, fudge-packing, arse-bandit faggot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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