southerncunt Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 5 hours ago, Jake The Muss said: Piss off you rancid Aussie old fart. England was the best team in the world cup over the whole tournament. Well it might of been an appalling umpire decision.. but at least it wasn't cheating and we thrashed you cunts when it mattered most. Eat dick puke. Rattled. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 2 hours ago, southerncunt said: Rattled. I’ll be in Australia on a golfing tour in January. Obviously meeting anyone like you would be unfathomable. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 2 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: I’ll be in Australia on a golfing tour in January. Obviously meeting anyone like you would be unfathomable. Fuck off. Coming to the sand belt, are you? My neck of the woods. Enjoy the heat then, you fucking bullshitter. Maybe you can borrow someone else’s clubs. I’m sure you are well used to having a shaft in your hands that is not your own. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 On 23/08/2019 at 20:41, applescruff14 said: I wouldnt say England are worthy losers, Australia can get the job done where as England cant, its one step forward, two steps back for England. Its going to take a miracle for England to chase 300+ but stranger things have happened. Fucking Hell! England are a different cricket team this innings. They’re now bookies favourites to win. About time they woke up. The Aussies are well rattled this morning. Maybe they’ve got a new cheat up their sleeve if it gets to squeaky bum time. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 25, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 6 hours ago, southerncunt said: Rattled. That will be the aussie cunts at the moment. It can all change, I'm under no illusion about that, going to be interesting over the next session. Eat double dick puke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 25, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 17 minutes ago, King Billy said: Fucking Hell! England are a different cricket team this innings. They’re now bookies favourites to win. About time they woke up. The Aussies are well rattled this morning. Maybe they’ve got a new cheat up their sleeve if it gets to squeaky bum time. Still a long way to go. If England batted like this in their first innings... then they would have won by now... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erroreptile404 Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 I don't even like cricket i'm just laughing at this thread 😁 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 27 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: That will be the aussie cunts at the moment. It can all change, I'm under no illusion about that, going to be interesting over the next session. Eat double dick puke. The illusion here, my fuckwitted friend, is why you are obviously English but choose to assume the nom de plume of firstly a fictional Australian serial killer then a Maori who likes punching people. The virtual world suits you. Does your real world measure up? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 51 minutes ago, Jake The Muss said: Still a long way to go. If England batted like this in their first innings... then they would have won by now... I'm in Salou, on the Spanish east coast and all they play on the tv here is fucking football. No cricket which is fortunate because I see England are collapsing like Oliver Reed after a bender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 4 hours ago, southerncunt said: Coming to the sand belt, are you? My neck of the woods. Enjoy the heat then, you fucking bullshitter. Maybe you can borrow someone else’s clubs. I’m sure you are well used to having a shaft in your hands that is not your own. Hello cuntwipe. Stokes Stokes Stokes Stokes etc lol lol. lolol. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: I'm in Salou, on the Spanish east coast and all they play on the tv here is fucking football. No cricket which is fortunate because I see England are collapsing like Oliver Reed after a bender. Come on now Gypps. The days when you could only get the previous days English papers in Spain are long gone. England have just won!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 2 hours ago, southerncunt said: The illusion here, my fuckwitted friend, is why you are obviously English but choose to assume the nom de plume of firstly a fictional Australian serial killer then a Maori who likes punching people. The virtual world suits you. Does your real world measure up? Ashes to Ashes... Stokes Stokes Stokes Stokes Stokes Stokes Stokes Stokes..... lol lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 14 minutes ago, King Billy said: Come on now Gypps. The days when you could only get the previous days English papers in Spain are long gone. England have just won!!!! Well done England and Ben Stokes!! and Leach for staying there!! Im in dreamland, come on England bring the Urn home!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 16 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Ashes to Ashes... Stokes Stokes Stokes Stokes Stokes Stokes Stokes Stokes..... lol lol. Credit to Australia as well, they were brilliant but series still alive so come on England, bring the urn home, when Broad went I thought it was all over. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 2 hours ago, southerncunt said: The illusion here, my fuckwitted friend, is why you are obviously English but choose to assume the nom de plume of firstly a fictional Australian serial killer then a Maori who likes punching people. The virtual world suits you. Does your real world measure up? You Aussies really pushed us but with England winning, it makes Old Trafford all to play for, our first Ashes win in 9 attempts, when we needed it most as well! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 25, 2019 Author Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 2 hours ago, southerncunt said: The illusion here, my fuckwitted friend, is why you are obviously English but choose to assume the nom de plume of firstly a fictional Australian serial killer then a Maori who likes punching people. The virtual world suits you. Does your real world measure up? Yep.. both fictional film characters that I happen to like. But what happened today at the test match was fact. Fact you kangaroo humping cuntbreeds couldn't get your shit together and lost when you should of won. Eat treble dick puke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 11 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: You Aussies really pushed us but with England winning, it makes Old Trafford all to play for, our first Ashes win in 9 attempts, when we needed it most as well! It's so nice to see you happy for a change Apple. A bit disturbing maybe. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: It's so nice to see you happy for a change Apple. A bit disturbing maybe. Just brilliant!! Had this feeling we could chase it as chases like that are possible at Headingly. When Broad went I thought that was it but thank goodness we won Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 "Gladiator! Wolverine! Thor! Crocodile Dundee! Natalie Imbruglia! Skippy! Scott Morrison, can you hear me? Your boys took one hell of a beating!" 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 3 minutes ago, ratcum said: "Gladiator! Wolverine! Thor! Crocodile Dundee! Natalie Imbruglia! Skippy! Scott Morrison, can you hear me? Your boys took one hell of a beating!" I was gonna say Mel Gibson but he's a yank. And a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Come on now Gypps. The days when you could only get the previous days English papers in Spain are long gone. England have just won!!!! I listened to it on the verandah. Nice to see Stokes putting that bulb headed cunt Lyon into the stands. About fucking time someone did that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 52 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I was gonna say Mel Gibson but he's a yank. And a cunt Rolf Harris anyone? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 Ben Stokes is without doubt the most impressive magician I have ever seen perform. His heroics at the World Cup, followed by today’s magnificent show. And perhaps the most impressive and impossible performance of all, he managed against all odds to get himself acquitted, in this, the age of political correctness, of beating up a couple of poofs, even though the act was captured on cctv. I wouldn’t be surprised if he was filmed walking across Lake Windermere next week. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 Just now, King Billy said: Ben Stokes is without doubt the most impressive magician I have ever seen perform. His heroics at the World Cup, followed by today’s magnificent show. And perhaps the most impressive and impossible performance of all, he managed against all odds to get himself acquitted, in this, the age of political correctness, of beating up a couple of poofs, even though the act was captured on cctv. I wouldn’t be surprised if he was filmed walking across Lake Windermere next week. Most of the Australian team performed like the Geoff Richards all male dance troupe who used to appear on Top of the Pops... Their spinner was a disaster....a cross between Frankie Howard and Liberace... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted August 25, 2019 Report Share Posted August 25, 2019 Punkers You just giving me a like is like winning the Euro Millions only more unexpected. I’m speechless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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