Earl of Punkape Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Evil Gazebo said: Thanks .. Did you play cricket at Harrow then dear boy ...? You utter bell sniffer No but I played rugby against Eton several times. That’s obviously going to be a problem for you.. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Evil Gazebo Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 Just now, Earl of Punkape said: No but I played rugby against Eton several times. That’s obviously going to be a problem for you.. lol. Too right it's a problem ......I can see your style emerging from the gorse " When I was at school, education could go hang. As long as a boy could hit a six, sing the school song very loud and take hot crumpet from behind without blubbing" close ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 Two fucking beer matches as a warm up - and that's fucking acceptable is it??! More undercooked than my wife doing a barbecue! Throw in the usual spineless 'a shot is fired - we surrender immediately' approach to batting and there you have it. We may be competitive byt he time this series is lost....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 4 hours ago, Evil Gazebo said: Thanks .. Did you play cricket at Harrow then dear boy ...? You utter bell sniffer Put it this way. He's been in the crease at The Oval, and has been stumped at Lords... He bats for both sides too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 2 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Two fucking beer matches as a warm up - and that's fucking acceptable is it??! More undercooked than my wife doing a barbecue! Throw in the usual spineless 'a shot is fired - we surrender immediately' approach to batting and there you have it. We may be competitive byt he time this series is lost....... Quite right jiggles. We never learn that 2 or 3 proper warm up games will put us in the right place for the test series. But with half the team being allowed to piss off for some shite t20 league and a few grand the ECB has obviously got it priorities up its arsehole. Never mind, at least we've got a top batting coach to sort it out and instil some metal hardness thanks to his stellar international record.... hold on.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 5 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: No but I played rugby against Eton several times. That’s obviously going to be a problem for you.. lol. Give over Punky, the nearest you've been remotely connected to Eton is a dish containing broken bits of meringue, strawberries and whipped cream. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 5 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Give over Punky, the nearest you've been remotely connected to Eton is a dish containing broken bits of meringue, strawberries and whipped cream. And the bumming, don't forget the bumming. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest judgetwi Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 13 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Give over Punky, the nearest you've been remotely connected to Eton is a dish containing broken bits of meringue, strawberries and whipped cream. Oh I don’t know. Perhaps Spunkgape was the inspiration for that famous song: 🎶 All that rugby put hairs on your chest What chance have you got against a tie and a crest Hello hooray I hope rain stops play ..........🎶 Nah, you’re right. He’s just a fake, fraud, bullshitting compulsive onanist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 37 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Give over Punky, the nearest you've been remotely connected to Eton is a dish containing broken bits of meringue, strawberries and whipped cream. Or his, ahem, 'public school's equivalent of 'The Biscuit Game' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 6 hours ago, Earl of Punkape said: No but I played rugby against Eton several times. That’s obviously going to be a problem for you.. lol. Sound the bullshit klaxon. Sound it loud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 1 minute ago, Jiggerycock said: Or his, ahem, 'public school's equivalent of 'The Biscuit Game' 'Hurrah! Let's de-bag Carstairs and introduce him to Brown Major!' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 16 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: Sound the bullshit klaxon. Sound it loud. BULLSHIIIIIIIIIIIIT BULLSHIIIIIIIIIIIIT BULLSHIIIIIIIIIIIIT BULLSHIIIIIIIIIIIIT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 43 minutes ago, Iam Ape said: Sound the bullshit klaxon. Sound it loud. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: Give over Punky, the nearest you've been remotely connected to Eton is a dish containing broken bits of meringue, strawberries and whipped cream. A very clever mess, I'd call that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 So England fucked up in the field and now need 600+ runs against a team that are 3rd from bottom in the wankings. The pitch is now dead and should make batting easy, as the windies found it today. Windies to skittle out England for less than 170. Any offers? Keith Lemon's an unfunny cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 4 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Give over Punky, the nearest you've been remotely connected to Eton is a dish containing broken bits of meringue, strawberries and whipped cream. Whipped jiz Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 4 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Give over Punky, the nearest you've been remotely connected to Eton is a dish containing broken bits of meringue, strawberries and whipped cream. You don’t like it do you.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 3 hours ago, Iam Ape said: Sound the bullshit klaxon. Sound it loud. Why would I lie ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 15 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Why would I lie ? Err, let me think... Oh yes, because you have a well documented history of Walter Mitty bullshit on CC. You’re a fantasist wanker, much like Monumental. lol. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 21 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Why would I lie ? I'll hazard a guess. Because you're a low ranking civil servant earning £22,437 a year, whose life is terminally boring. The only excitement you get is risky unprotected sex with homeless men behind commercial wheelie bins at a weekend. Therefore, hiding behind an utterly implausible posh wanker persona makes you feel better about your miserable existence, which in reality is looked down upon by illegal immigrants recently arrived from Uzbekistan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 4 minutes ago, DrCunt said: Because you're a low ranking civil servant earning £22,437 a year, If I was him, I'd want to kill myself after reading this brutal character assessment. What makes it worse is, although as a Norfolk man I sing our praises, upon engaging Roops mode, it would appear that this is pretty much the average wage for our county. Are we all terminal underachievers, or do we live in the shire that global inflation forgot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 29 minutes ago, Earl of Punkape said: Why would I lie ? Post a picture of your numbered pair of high end shotguns with a handwritten note that reads "suck on this, cunts" and we might cut you some slack. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: If I was him, I'd want to kill myself after reading this brutal character assessment. What makes it worse is, although as a Norfolk man I sing our praises, upon engaging Roops mode, it would appear that this is pretty much the average wage for our county. Are we all terminal underachievers, or do we live in the shire that global inflation forgot? I honestly don't know how anyone could live on that wage. I expect most of the benefits wankers in Bowthorpe, Costessey and the Larkman Estate get twice that a year. Having said that, who wouldn't accept a lower wage to live in the paradise that is Norfolk? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 Though shalt have a fishy on a little dishy Though shalt have a fishy After your uncle has abused you Coz we're working class northerners and it's our speciality Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DrCunt Posted January 25, 2019 Report Share Posted January 25, 2019 20 minutes ago, ratcum said: Though shalt have a fishy on a little dishy Though shalt have a fishy After your uncle has abused you Coz we're working class northerners and it's our speciality "our"? Oh dear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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