applescruff14 Posted June 28, 2018 Report Share Posted June 28, 2018 On 6/27/2018 at 9:52 AM, Stubby Pecker said: Don't even go there Sid, apples a one trick pony. I think he had an encounter with a bird who looked like Steve Smith in a graveyard and have been deeply effected. Welcome you massive sack of shit, and fuck off I saw that woman last week, first time this year. Comparing her to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted June 28, 2018 Report Share Posted June 28, 2018 1 hour ago, applescruff14 said: Comparing her to the woman I really want is like comparing Rolf Harris to Rembrandt. Who knew? It would be easy to write your humdrum bollocks off as a scathing indictment of our education system, but suffice to say, it would be fairer on you to go back to the crossroads where Cro-Magnon and Neanderthal went their separate ways and just assume your forebears took the road less travelled. A fucking appalling, but admittedly fascinating specimen of a cunt you are. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted August 13, 2018 Report Share Posted August 13, 2018 Jimmy Anderson is a rare example of a modern day sports star. He's uncomfortable in front of the press, but he's a polite ( yeah, I know he gets in the opposition's faces a bit) and modest bloke. What separates him from most of the over-hyped arseholes dominating the sports pages is the fact that he is (in the right conditions) a genius. Love Jimmy me like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 13, 2018 Report Share Posted August 13, 2018 13 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Jimmy Anderson is a rare example of a modern day sports star. He's uncomfortable in front of the press, but he's a polite ( yeah, I know he gets in the opposition's faces a bit) and modest bloke. What separates him from most of the over-hyped arseholes dominating the sports pages is the fact that he is (in the right conditions) a genius. Love Jimmy me like. You've gone up in my estimation Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2018 23 hours ago, Ollyboro said: Jimmy Anderson is a rare example of a modern day sports star. He's uncomfortable in front of the press, but he's a polite ( yeah, I know he gets in the opposition's faces a bit) and modest bloke. What separates him from most of the over-hyped arseholes dominating the sports pages is the fact that he is (in the right conditions) a genius. Love Jimmy me like. It depends on how you want to love Jimmy, i will stick to watching Jim bowl. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted August 14, 2018 Report Share Posted August 14, 2018 33 minutes ago, Claw hammer bastard said: It depends on how you want to love Jimmy, i will stick to watching Jim bowl. If I opened the bowling against these hapless curry munchers with my 4 year old first change, they'd be 4 or 5 down by lunch. They played one 3 day game for perpetration similar to the piss poor build up we gave ourselves before the last ashes embarrassment. Fail to prepare, prepare to fail Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 14, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 14, 2018 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: If I opened the bowling against these hapless curry munchers with my 4 year old first change, they'd be 4 or 5 down by lunch. They played one 3 day game for perpetration similar to the piss poor build up we gave ourselves before the last ashes embarrassment. Fail to prepare, prepare to fail We are still failing at the top of the order but the rest of the team looks solid. Keaton Jennings sucks fucking big elephant dicks, well he might just as well with the way he is batting. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted August 14, 2018 Report Share Posted August 14, 2018 1 hour ago, Claw hammer bastard said: We are still failing at the top of the order but the rest of the team looks solid. Keaton Jennings sucks fucking big elephant dicks, well he might just as well with the way he is batting. Keaton for a name he's got to be a cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted August 15, 2018 Author Report Share Posted August 15, 2018 12 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Keaton for a name he's got to be a cunt Plays a murderous game like Keyser Söze...it doesn't exist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 On 8/14/2018 at 10:23 PM, Fender777 said: It depends on how you want to love Jimmy, i will stick to watching Jim bowl. Most successful fast bowler ever, could have had a lot more but couldn't get in the team when Flintoff, Hoggard, Harmison and Jones were around. That was some wicket today by Rashid, ball of the century. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 On 8/15/2018 at 12:39 AM, camberwell gypsy said: Keaton for a name he's got to be a cunt No point taking him to Sri Lanka 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 On 8/13/2018 at 11:16 PM, Stubby Pecker said: You've gone up in my estimation Fuck off Him and Broad will be gone after Australia win the Ashes next year having already won the World Cup. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 2 minutes ago, applescruff14 said: Him and Broad will be gone after Australia win the Ashes next year having already won the World Cup. Stop with the cricket shite. It’s shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 Stay around @applescruff14 let's see if we can get you on the leaderboard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted September 11, 2018 Author Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 1 hour ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Stop with the cricket shite. It’s shite. Put your goggles back on Minger, it's a cricket thread. Are you having drug fuelled experiences again ? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 11, 2018 Report Share Posted September 11, 2018 @The Beast , can you please delete this thread in its entirety. It is shite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 12, 2018 Report Share Posted September 12, 2018 Has Cook gone now? He has? Can we come out of our bunkers? Good, because he's a fucking backstabbing little cunt and was the most conservative dullard to ever be given the England captaincy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted September 12, 2018 Report Share Posted September 12, 2018 12 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: @The Beast , can you please delete this thread in its entirety. It is shite. Yes - no homophobia, no deviancy (fnarr) from the subject, intelligent comment with the odd barb and flash of humour. It'll never catch on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 12, 2018 Report Share Posted September 12, 2018 13 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: @The Beast , can you please delete this thread in its entirety. It is shite. Can he please delete the entire membership of this site ( me included) but just leave Frank. He can spend the rest of his days calling himself an 'idiot'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted September 12, 2018 Report Share Posted September 12, 2018 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Can he please delete the entire membership of this site ( me included) but just leave Frank. He can spend the rest of his days calling himself an 'idiot'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted September 12, 2018 Report Share Posted September 12, 2018 Huge congratulations to Jimmy Anderson on becoming the third highest test wicket taker in history (Murali great guy; greater chucker). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted September 12, 2018 Report Share Posted September 12, 2018 1 hour ago, Ollyboro said: Huge congratulations to Jimmy Anderson on becoming the third highest test wicket taker in history (Murali great guy; greater chucker). Shut up olly, you flaky fucking drip. No one wants you here. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted September 12, 2018 Report Share Posted September 12, 2018 33 minutes ago, Frank said: Shut up olly, you flaky fucking drip. No one wants you here. Much appreciated that. I was sat in the car, waiting for her. To kill a bit of time I started playing Scrabble against my phone (genius level). To be honest I was getting a bit of a hiding, when I decided to have a quick look at the Corner. I saw your name and was inspired. I logged back into Scrabble. From the top right triple word score I placed my H tile, got my K tile on the double letter score and scored 131 points by playing HACKNEYED down the board and across the word ARSEHOLE. So cheers, Fred. You utter bore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted September 12, 2018 Report Share Posted September 12, 2018 On 11 September 2018 at 8:43 PM, applescruff14 said: Him and Broad will be gone after Australia win the Ashes next year having already won the World Cup. When the Aussies arrive next summer I'm going to kidnap Steve Smith, drug him and dress him in drag then bring him round your place. You'll either die instantly of shear terror or get misty eyed over a past brief encounter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted September 12, 2018 Report Share Posted September 12, 2018 9 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: Yes - no homophobia, no deviancy (fnarr) from the subject, intelligent comment with the odd barb and flash of humour. It'll never catch on! Your reviews a bit generous there . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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