camberwell gypsy Posted December 12, 2016 Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 I refuse to be interested in a game where players have silly short legs. Mind you I'm interested in the ones that have a "good length'. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted December 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 12, 2016 On 12/10/2016 at 3:54 PM, Wizardsleeve said: Personally I feel the game would be far more interesting if every bloke were given a helmet and a bat and they all had a go. The team with the last man standing with teeth in his mouth and who knows his name will be declared the winner. Recruiting of new talent and managers can begin the following day by owners. Time for a change Wiz, i like your thinking.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 On 12/12/2016 at 2:12 PM, camberwell gypsy said: I refuse to be interested in a game where players have silly short legs. Mind you I'm interested in the ones that have a "good length'. Long On or Long Off? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 3 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Long On or Long Off? Fuck off Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted December 13, 2016 Report Share Posted December 13, 2016 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Fuck off I thought you'd have tarmac'd the square by now? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 On 12/12/2016 at 8:36 AM, Jiggerycock said: Be nice to wake up and find we are still batting. Since I don't suffer from insomnia this is never a possibility with this shower of shite. 33 cocking minutes it took to wrap this up this morning and half of that would have been taken up with Anderson and Ashwin chirruping at each other again. I see our star player is out yet again, I think Broad would be a better replacement than Root at this stage as it could effect his batting. This time next year Australia ?? will be 3-0 up in the Ashes and have the Urn back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 On 20/11/2016 at 3:14 PM, Jiggerycock said: Well Cook was never going to abandon the habit of a lifetime and do something astonishing was he? It's going to be Cricket's equivalent of 'parking the bus'. It's not going to be pretty or effective and we'll be bowled out just after tea on the final day, going down defending rather than trying to win - a typical Cook captaincy display basically. The way they seem to be talking, he won't play for England after this test, it was obvious he had lost the dressing room during the narrow 22 run win over Bangladesh ?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 Indeed what a cunt. He had a run of bad luck being caught out lbw just before lunch at the final whistle before picking up the stumps and running away. His last match was better at 18 for 6 but this game only 3 tries and 2 conversions. Fucking useless. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 As a measure of how dire things have become on this site, I have taken to reading this boring crap. W G Grace was an arse bandit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 6 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: As a measure of how dire things have become on this site, I have taken to reading this boring crap. W G Grace was an arse bandit. Was he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 57 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: Was he? Obsessed with middle leg, and always had a silly man close to him. Says it all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted December 16, 2016 Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 More of this cricket shite on radio 4 this morning on the way to work, it's so fucking shit and boring I was forced to tune into that absolute cunt Steve Allen on LBC on my phone. How I despise that camp arsetrumpet and his banal shit talk. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted December 16, 2016 Author Report Share Posted December 16, 2016 15 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: As a measure of how dire things have become on this site, I have taken to reading this boring crap. W G Grace was an arse bandit. Yeah , me too but W G Grace was infact Winston's bogie.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted December 17, 2016 Report Share Posted December 17, 2016 On 29/11/2016 at 10:43 AM, Jiggerycock said: Please tell me you had a cheeky fiver on the 'India to win by 8 wickets' market? I expect India will still get a first innings lead and England will try and park the bus ? in their second innings before the inevitable collapse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted December 18, 2016 Report Share Posted December 18, 2016 On 12/12/2016 at 8:36 AM, Jiggerycock said: Be nice to wake up and find we are still batting. Since I don't suffer from insomnia this is never a possibility with this shower of shite. 33 cocking minutes it took to wrap this up this morning and half of that would have been taken up with Anderson and Ashwin chirruping at each other again. This is absolute wank again, going to be another first innings lead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 This is an absolute cuntfest, they are doctoring the wickets, it's obvious. 754/7? someone who has never even scored a test 50 is 299 not out, that's not right. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 A New Zealander was out on 299 once, so there is hope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 Bollocks 303, they are cheats. Doctoring wickets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 4 hours ago, applescruff14 said: Bollocks 303, they are cheats. Doctoring wickets. That's a typical English sport fan response when they are losing. Doesn't matter which sport,the other side always cheats. Why can the English never admit it's because their teams are fucking useless cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 On 18/12/2016 at 5:18 AM, applescruff14 said: This is absolute wank again, going to be another first innings lead. The Indians - serenity personified - have glanced leathered and tickled their way to some fucking 'daddy' score. Now watch our lot play silly cunts and fart about, hanging on for grim death on 131 for 9 in the final 3 overs........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 5 hours ago, Snatch said: That's a typical English sport fan response when they are losing. Doesn't matter which sport,the other side always cheats. Why can the English never admit it's because their teams are fucking useless cunts. Bit of both really but India are doctoring the wickets to get a high score, West Indies did the same in 2009. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted December 19, 2016 Report Share Posted December 19, 2016 5 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: The Indians - serenity personified - have glanced leathered and tickled their way to some fucking 'daddy' score. Now watch our lot play silly cunts and fart about, hanging on for grim death on 131 for 9 in the final 3 overs........ I think it will all be over way before that, I can see England all out before tea, just glad we aren't Down Under. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 13 hours ago, Jiggerycock said: The Indians - serenity personified - have glanced leathered and tickled their way to some fucking 'daddy' score. Now watch our lot play silly cunts and fart about, hanging on for grim death on 131 for 9 in the final 3 overs........ Cook was dropped on 4, no surprise I guess. Could always try parking the bus ? but England aren't even good enough to do that. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 I suppose the loss of 10 wickets in 2 sessions is an improvement on the loss of 10 in one session. Fucking useless pile of boring old wank!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted December 20, 2016 Report Share Posted December 20, 2016 9 minutes ago, Jiggerycock said: I suppose the loss of 10 wickets in 2 sessions is an improvement on the loss of 10 in one session. Fucking useless pile of boring old wank!! I bet your other favourite past time is trainspotting you boring cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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