camberwell gypsy Posted July 28, 2016 Report Share Posted July 28, 2016 On 27/07/2016 at 4:16 PM, Jiggerycock said: Update: He's sharing a safe house with Peppa Pig. I gather they're on hightened alert in Balamory. PC Plum is armed and patrolling the ferry terminal. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted July 28, 2016 Report Share Posted July 28, 2016 25 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I gather they're on hightened alert in Balamory. PC Plum is armed and patrolling the ferry terminal. The flowerpot men have just been caught smoking weed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 On 28/07/2016 at 0:59 PM, Mr Cunty Fuckwank said: Spell check might be an idea before you start cunting people off. Just goes to show that you ARE as stupid, thicker than a hatful of shit. I'm terribly sorry Mr. Cock Cuntwank or whatever you call yourself. I will strive to become perfect just like you. Do you know that other Grammar Nazi,Judge? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Cunty Fuckwank Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 19 hours ago, I know that Cunt said: Why not cunty? If you're a cunt, you're a cunt, simple as that. Anyway, what's fucking wrong with Norris, don't start dissing Norris you semi comatose cunt I know that I'm a cunt, why else would I be here? As regards bad grammar and spelling, if I see it I'm going to comment on it. Simple as that.....cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 1 hour ago, Snatch said: I'm terribly sorry Mr. Cock Cuntwank or whatever you call yourself. I will strive to become perfect just like you. Do you know that other Grammar Nazi,Judge? Another new cunt has swanned in here and made you look an utter pillock. What do you have to say for yourself? Bottom of the pecking order cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 46 minutes ago, Mr Cunty Fuckwank said: Simple as that.....cunt. Quite frankly, I think that you're a fucking idiot. What sort of disgusting savage uses five dots in an ellipsis? Sort yourself out and shove your dictionary up your arse, you stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Cunty Fuckwank Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 10 minutes ago, Decimus said: Quite frankly, I think that you're a fucking idiot. What sort of disgusting savage uses five dots in an ellipsis? Sort yourself out and shove your dictionary up your arse, you stupid fucking cunt. Would you prefer 7 or would that remind you of how many fingers you have on each foot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 46 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Another new cunt has swanned in here and made you look an utter pillock. What do you have to say for yourself? Bottom of the pecking order cunt. Whereas you make yourself look an utter pillock. As for a pecking order. Here? On a site called cunts corner? Oh dear Sticks,I'm afraid you do really have delusions of grandeur. Carry on sucking up to your idols. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Cunty Fuckwank Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 2 hours ago, Snatch said: I'm terribly sorry Mr. Cock Cuntwank or whatever you call yourself. I will strive to become perfect just like you. Is your arse jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 46 minutes ago, Mr Cunty Fuckwank said: Would you prefer 7 or would that remind you of how many fingers you have on each foot? More nonsensical bollocks from a cunt who has only just managed to get to page three of his Ladybird dictionary. Even if I did suffer from polydactyly, they'd still be called toes if they were on my feet, you thick bastard. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 7 minutes ago, Mr Cunty Fuckwank said: Is your arse jealous of the amount of shit that just came out of your mouth? I'm sure you'll be gone from here in a few months. Cunts like you normally burn out fairly quickly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Cunty Fuckwank Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 Just now, Decimus said: More nonsensical bollocks from a cunt who has only just managed to get to page three of his Ladybird dictionary. Even if I did suffer from polydactyly, they'd still be called toes if they were on my feet, you thick bastard. I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mr Cunty Fuckwank Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 1 minute ago, Snatch said: I'm sure you'll be gone from here in a few months. Cunts like you normally burn out fairly quickly. If I wanted to hear from an arsehole, I'd fart. But seriously, I'm glad to see you're not letting your education get in the way of your ignorance, I'll be here for as long as I like. I am a cunt after all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 3 minutes ago, Mr Cunty Fuckwank said: I am a cunt after all. At least we agree on something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 3 hours ago, Mr Cunty Fuckwank said: I know that I'm a cunt, why else would I be here? As regards bad grammar and spelling, if I see it I'm going to comment on it. Simple as that.....cunt. If you go around correcting every mistake of spelling, grammar, or simple matter of fact, you'll go fucking nuts. Lord knows, some nights I cry myself to sleep over some of the abuses of the English language I'm forced to endure, but there aren't enough hours in the day to begin to address them all. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 1 hour ago, Mr Cunty Fuckwank said: I hate people who use big words just to make themselves look perspicacious. There are some masters of tmesis on here. Abso-fucking-lutely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 I fucking despair with this bollocks, can't the thicko cuntbreeds see that this is just the kind of shit that starts wars, freedom of speech..Mmm...i thought the bible was the holy book in this country not some false nonsense that was written well over a 1,000 years later about some paedofile war monger who enjoyed chopping off heads.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 3 hours ago, Decimus said: Quite frankly, I think that you're a fucking idiot. What sort of disgusting savage uses five dots in an ellipsis? Sort yourself out and shove your dictionary up your arse, you stupid fucking cunt. firm but fair Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 1 hour ago, ThunderCunt said: I fucking despair with this bollocks, can't the thicko cuntbreeds see that this is just the kind of shit that starts wars, freedom of speech..Mmm...i thought the bible was the holy book in this country not some false nonsense that was written well over a 1,000 years later about some paedofile war monger who enjoyed chopping off heads.. It's funny how many of these shitty religions have the head honcho saying Thou Shalt Not Shag Boys, whilst buggering his boyfriend senseless... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 30 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: It's funny how many of these shitty religions have the head honcho saying Thou Shalt Not Shag Boys, whilst buggering his boyfriend senseless... An hypocritical religion like all of the religions in one way or the other but in Islam it's ok to do terrible things like beheading as it's mentioned in their peaceful book many times, so Isis are just carrying out orders if you look at it that way, while moderate muslims are saying they're giving Islam a bad name, maybe they should read their book again or ask for certain parts to be rewritten, for example, in the western world , being able to take criticism is classed as the just thing so we learn from our mistakes but in the peaceful book of Islam taking criticism is dishonorable, it's not rocket science, and this is just one example of what's wrong with Islam in my opinion.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 On 28 July 2016 at 6:27 PM, witheredscrote said: Punkers, be careful with this IKTC spiv. He appears over familiar, addressing you as punky with a small 'p'. Next he will be inviting you to play a round of golf with him, borrow your clubs and RR etc. I would put money on him being from Lagos... I wouldn't play golf with anyone who posts on cuntscorner. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 43 minutes ago, Punkape said: I wouldn't play golf with anyone who posts on cuntscorner. I'm selling a set of golf clubs if you're interested, only used in a couple of assaults on nonces, i have cleaned all the blood off them.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 Just now, ThunderCunt said: I'm selling a set of golf clubs if you're interested, only used in a couple of assaults on nonces, i have cleaned all the blood off them.. Mine are made for me but thanks for the offer ... lol. cunt. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 1 minute ago, ThunderCunt said: I'm selling a set of golf clubs if you're interested, only used in a couple of assaults on nonces, i have cleaned all the blood off them.. Brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 29, 2016 Report Share Posted July 29, 2016 1 minute ago, Ape said: Brilliant! Arsehole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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