Guest Ollyboro Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 Borrow Spunkers' spare colostomy bag. Unfortunately his hoop passed its elastic limit many, many fistings ago. Now the microchips, White Lightening and jizz just pours from his brown eye like a Niagara sewer in the rainy season. Hence his need for an XXXXL shit bag. And I'm not talking Roman numerals. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 29 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Dunno It's a life problem. ..who amongst us hasn't gone in somewhere with the intention of purchasing one item but have been cajoled by cunning marketing men no doubt into a string of rash need now items?...search your heart's fellow cuntfaces Panzerknacker Why do you sign off all of your posts? If my input was this bad I'd do my best to disown it immediately. Just a though, Stickers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 Force of habit bill baby Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 2 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Force of habit bill baby Panzerknacker Do you have any other habits? I'm hoping for crack, heroin, 200 malboro reds a day, BASE jumping and unprotected anal sex when travelling abroad in Africa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 This is quite a funny site though. Some of the comments are very well put together and humorous Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 2 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: This is quite a funny site though. Some of the comments are very well put together and humorous Panzerknacker Is it Panzerknacker as in Tank destroyer or Panzerknacker as in one armoured bollock? Either way, I think you sound like a cunt. Yet more flotsam and jetsam from mumsnet. Stickers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: Oh, I don't know. a bit of fucking politeness wouldn't go amiss around here sometimes. Love, Baws. You never send me your love, you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 Drive a grey one hence the name im also a terrible robber and obtainer of things that don't belong to me Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 2 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Drive a grey one hence the name im also a terrible robber and obtainer of things that don't belong to me Panzerknacker I don't know how to put this gently, but what the fuck are you waffling on about? Drive a grey what? What the fuck is the relevance of the rest of that shit to your username? I am called Manky because I am a real MAN and KY is Klingon for 'he who conquers universes, leaves women dripping like fucked fridges and eats pies washed down by good beer' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 18 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: You never send me your love, you cunt. You have to be a lot more careful what you put in the post since the cost of DNA testing started to come down. Social media's the way forward now. You say Snapchat, I say speed wank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 Gwey mankey baby I'd say your not allowed to lite a ciggy in your house Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 2 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Gwey mankey baby I'd say your not allowed to lite a ciggy in your house Panzerknacker I do what I want, where I want, when I want and if I want. Just have to run things past Mrs Manky first. Not scared, just considerate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PANZER MURPHY Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 Consideration is a trait sorely lackin in this world Mrs mankey is a lucky woman Panzerknacker Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 1 hour ago, Panzerknacker said: Dunno It's a life problem. ..who amongst us hasn't gone in somewhere with the intention of purchasing one item but have been cajoled by cunning marketing men no doubt into a string of rash need now items?...search your heart's fellow cuntfaces Panzerknacker You'd have to fucking find it first... 43 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: You never send me your love, you cunt. You need to send those photos you promised first, that's how tributes work... 9 minutes ago, Panzerknacker said: Consideration is a trait sorely lackin in this world Mrs mankey is a lucky woman Panzerknacker Now I know you're talking bollocks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 5 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: You'd have to fucking find it first... You need to send those photos you promised first, that's how tributes work... Now I know you're talking bollocks. Can you smell lamb? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 7 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Can you smell lamb? Spit roasted, with mint sauce, new potatos and peas... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 7 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Spit roasted, with mint sauce, new potatos and peas... I don't have a problem with that. Profiding (yes, profiding) it doesn't have a black and white avatar and say soooooo all the time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 Is this what we're now reduced to...notarising our own fucking posts? Cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 10 hours ago, Panzerknacker said: Hey theres a hot topic sticker on this thread now Panzerknacker Why do you keep putting your name at the bottom of each post? We know who the fuck you are. Camberwell gypsy 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 24, 2016 Report Share Posted July 24, 2016 10 hours ago, Manky said: I don't know how to put this gently, but what the fuck are you waffling on about? Drive a grey what? What the fuck is the relevance of the rest of that shit to your username? I am called Manky because I am a real MAN and KY is Klingon for 'he who conquers universes, leaves women dripping like fucked fridges and eats pies washed down by good beer' Manky means 'he who wanks too much' in Romulan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 25, 2016 Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 6 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Manky means 'he who wanks too much' in Romulan. Fuck off Pikey. What do women know? Sometimes, as I sit here with my tinfoil hat on I despair. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 25, 2016 Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 9 minutes ago, Manky said: Fuck off Pikey. What do women know? Sometimes, as I sit here with my tinfoil hat on I despair. Have you got a coathanger aerial to monitor their thoughts? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 25, 2016 Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 1 hour ago, Alfie Fucking Noakes said: Have you got a coathanger aerial to monitor their thoughts? Shhh. I tried it. She's female. (allegedly). Came back blank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 25, 2016 Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 4 hours ago, Manky said: Fuck off Pikey. What do women know? Sometimes, as I sit here with my tinfoil hat on I despair. You can alway stick your head in the oven for 2 hours on gas mark 7. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 25, 2016 Report Share Posted July 25, 2016 On 24/07/2016 at 3:17 PM, Bill Stickers said: Why do you sign off all of your posts? If my input was this bad I'd do my best to disown it immediately. Just a though, Stickers On 24/07/2016 at 3:18 PM, Panzerknacker said: Force of habit bill baby Panzerknacker 14 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Why do you keep putting your name at the bottom of each post? We know who the fuck you are. Camberwell gypsy Stcikers and Gypo have a good point knackers. Stop it immediately you cunt. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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