Guest CockUp Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 Being carded by a cuntbreed postman who knows you are at home - their limp knock on the front door fails to alert you. Then the thrill seeker gets to card you. I suspect postmen/women have competitions to see who can card the most people in one day. & Amazon Logistics, what part of leave in the front porch don’t they understand? Front Porch, my Spirit Box was delivered to a shady looking neighbour I’d never seen before, never mind spoken too. How close does someone have to be to still come under the heading ‘neighbour’ ? Carding is a form of abuse, that gets worse by the second Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 Postie Says Sorry Profb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest CockUp Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 1 minute ago, Hokey Gingers said: Postie Says Sorry Profb. Royal Mail doesn't send Christmas Cards anymore, instead plenty of these 'something for you' - & it's not a blow up willy Hokers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 I am sure the ISIS postie would make sure you were in to deliver his suspicious ticking package, especially if they have read the utter shit you post. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 Astonishing, the sheep has posted something of merit. I can only assumed its account has been hacked. On the theme of getting your neighbour's shit through the post, a woman I used to know once received a parcel addressed to her neighbour. Being a nosy cunt she opened it. She was confronted with several back issues of Derriere magazine. A magazine dedicated to arse fetishists. She couldn't look her neighbour in the brown eye again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 Prof,do you get occasional headaches,pains in the elbow and knee joints? Stabbing pains in the chest maybe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 My postman wont deliver anything bigger than a letter. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 2 minutes ago, Snatch said: Stabbing pains in the chest maybe? If I ever get my hands on the stupid little fucking cunt, you can guarantee it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 4 hours ago, Ollyboro said: Astonishing, the sheep has posted something of merit. I can only assumed its account has been hacked. It's a sign of the Apocalypse. Horses eating each other, a seven-headed dragon, and the sheep lying down amongst the wolves. I did wonder for a moment if it was a veiled dig at Alfie/Card for spurning her advances, but actual applied reasoning is just too unlikely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest I know that Cunt Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 One day a few months ago I was wanking from home and i heard the letter box flap close, I pulled my kecks up quick and hid the kleenex and ran to the door, there was a card on the mat. Opened the door, postie was on next doors drive so I says ok mate i'm here can I have the parcel? The cunt hadn't even got it with him, just brought a card and no fucking parcel. Anyway, i complained to his depot manager and he got a warning the cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: If I ever get my hands on the stupid little fucking cunt, you can guarantee it. Decs you're back. How's things? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 13 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Decs you're back. How's things? Hey, Gyps, good thanks. I see you are as thrilled about the sheep's return as I am. I thought it was cats who had nine lives, not dribbling, spasticated bovines? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 23 minutes ago, Decimus said: not dribbling, spasticated bovines? Shouldn't that be ovine, you retarded fuckwit spacker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 19, 2016 Report Share Posted July 19, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Hey, Gyps, good thanks. I see you are as thrilled about the sheep's return as I am. I thought it was cats who had nine lives, not dribbling, spasticated bovines? Admins pet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 20, 2016 Report Share Posted July 20, 2016 11 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Admins pet. or partner? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 20, 2016 Report Share Posted July 20, 2016 17 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: or partner? Or admin Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted July 20, 2016 Report Share Posted July 20, 2016 13 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Admins pet. 2 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: or partner? 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Or admin ....or maybe it's not the mod's job to pander to the whims of those who feel they have a right not to be offended by innocuous posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 20, 2016 Report Share Posted July 20, 2016 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: ....or maybe it's not the mod's job to pander to the whims of those who feel they have a right not to be offended by innocuous posts. I just feel that we need a break from it. Like forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted July 20, 2016 Report Share Posted July 20, 2016 On 19/07/2016 at 0:16 PM, CockUp said: Being carded by a cuntbreed postman who knows you are at home - their limp knock on the front door fails to alert you. Then the thrill seeker gets to card you. I suspect postmen/women have competitions to see who can card the most people in one day. & Amazon Logistics, what part of leave in the front porch don’t they understand? Front Porch, my Spirit Box was delivered to a shady looking neighbour I’d never seen before, never mind spoken too. How close does someone have to be to still come under the heading ‘neighbour’ ? Carding is a form of abuse, that gets worse by the second What the fuck are you taking now????????????????? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 20, 2016 Report Share Posted July 20, 2016 3 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: ....or maybe it's not the mod's job to pander to the whims of those who feel they have a right not to be offended by innocuous posts. A bit like a certain person who likes bandying nonce accusations around and gets let back in... again... and again. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted July 20, 2016 Report Share Posted July 20, 2016 18 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: A bit like a certain person who likes bandying nonce accusations around and gets let back in... again... and again. There's always an element of truth in a nonce joke. Looking forward to the return of wiz. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 20, 2016 Report Share Posted July 20, 2016 21 minutes ago, Frank said: There's always an element of truth in a nonce joke. Looking forward to the return of wiz. Greek love eh? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted July 20, 2016 Report Share Posted July 20, 2016 21 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: It's a sign of the Apocalypse. Horses eating each other, a seven-headed dragon, and the sheep lying down amongst the wolves. I did wonder for a moment if it was a veiled dig at Alfie/Card for spurning her advances, but actual applied reasoning is just too unlikely. It crossed my mind, but there is no limit to its apparent stupidity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted July 20, 2016 Report Share Posted July 20, 2016 22 hours ago, I know that Cunt said: One day a few months ago I was wanking from home and i heard the letter box flap close, I pulled my kecks up quick and hid the kleenex and ran to the door, there was a card on the mat. Opened the door, postie was on next doors drive so I says ok mate i'm here can I have the parcel? The cunt hadn't even got it with him, just brought a card and no fucking parcel. Anyway, i complained to his depot manager and he got a warning the cunt. I bet he fucking didn't. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 20, 2016 Report Share Posted July 20, 2016 On 19 July 2016 at 6:51 PM, I know that Cunt said: One day a few months ago I was wanking from home and i heard the letter box flap close, I pulled my kecks up quick and hid the kleenex and ran to the door, there was a card on the mat. Opened the door, postie was on next doors drive so I says ok mate i'm here can I have the parcel? The cunt hadn't even got it with him, just brought a card and no fucking parcel. Anyway, i complained to his depot manager and he got a warning the cunt. 2 hours ago, deebom said: I bet he fucking didn't. With you on this 100% db. I'm sure that the manager IKTC addressed sternly couldn't give a flying fuck about the customer, the complaint, his subordinate's actions, or frankly anything; if his life had culminated in being a Royal Mail Sorting Office Supervisor. I bet he wishes he was dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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