Stubby Pecker Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: Well you're never happy unless you've put me in the sin bin. Whether you believe it or not I play golf at several elite clubs and society meetings and matches.The Sturgeon cocksucking story was doing the rounds at Muirfield and the R and A. The "libellous" comment emanated from a prominent Edinburgh lawyer who was at Glasgow University with her. So not very left wing then..... You really are a collosal tit. Enjoy your time in the cooler giving franks corpse a reach around Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: You really are a collosal tit. Enjoy your time in the cooler giving franks corpse a reach around Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 13 hours ago, Wolfie said: Definitely. She ought to be a vicar, rather than a tart. Holy God, it's Mother Theresa reincarnate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Mingeeta Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 13 hours ago, Punkape said: I heard from the Edinburgh golfing circles that Nicola Sturgeon bit someone's cock when she was at University..... I'm pretty sure you have bit many a cock off in your time as well, at least Sturgeon probably only munched on one, I think we could add at least three noughts for you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Well you're never happy unless you've put me in the sin bin. Whether you believe it or not I play golf at several elite clubs and society meetings and matches.The Sturgeon cocksucking story was doing the rounds at Muirfield and the R and A. The "libellous" comment emanated from a prominent Edinburgh lawyer who was at Glasgow University with her. So not very left wing then..... Universities have long been a breeding ground for left wing activism, and there are plenty of left wing lawyers as well you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 43 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Universities have long been a breeding ground for left wing activism, and there are plenty of left wing lawyers as well you know. Not ones who are members at Muirfield. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 17 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Gnasher Sturgeon. It's a thing. Sturgeon, was the inspiration of the Camel Toe, however I digress, for I'd wager that Sturgeon tastes like an out of date jar of Beluga Caviar. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 11 minutes ago, Punkape said: Not ones who are members at Muirfield. This is the club who were shamed into accepting women members. I have no argument against men only clubs though in this instance The Honourable Company of Golfers threw away centuries of tradition for reasons of financial expediency. This prominent lawyer you refer to, was/is he a member of Muirfield? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: This is the club who were shamed into accepting women members. I have no argument against men only clubs though in this instance The Honourable Company of Golfers threw away centuries of tradition for reasons of financial expediency. This prominent lawyer you refer to, was/is he a member of Muirfield? Muirfield is full of of Edinburgh lawyers and several of them are well acquainted with Nicola..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 Muirfield looks like a right load of old bollocks... They should put some fish in the ponds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 20 minutes ago, Punkape said: Muirfield is full of of Edinburgh lawyers and several of them are well acquainted with Nicola..... ..and none of them are left wing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 7 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: ..and none of them are left wing? When they speak it's difficult to realise that they are Scottish..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: When they speak it's difficult to realise that they are Scottish..... Tell me Punkers, why do these oiks on here try and 'mix it' with you, a man of high intellectual calibre. It astounds me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 24 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Muirfield looks like a right load of old bollocks... They should put some fish in the ponds. Has anybody on here slept in one of those sandy things? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 9 minutes ago, Witheredscrote said: Tell me Punkers, why do these oiks on here try and 'mix it' with you, a man of high intellectual calibre. It astounds me. I'm not sure. I was speaking socially to Nigel Farage in Kent a week last Friday and he was dismissed by many a common man for years. Watch his Knighthood arrive shortly.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 16 minutes ago, Punkape said: When they speak it's difficult to realise that they are Scottish..... ...which doesn't answer the question. BTW, next time you're up that way I would expect to see an IP address to match the location you say you're at. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 Just now, Mrs Roops said: ...which doesn't answer the question. BTW, next time you're up that way I would expect to see an IP address to match the location you say you're at. Well most of the Muirfield members are members of at least two other clubs which aren't necessarily in Gullane.....I could be with a Muirfield member but at St Andrews or Troon for example.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: Well most of the Muirfield members are members of at least two other clubs which aren't necessarily in Gullane.....I could be with a Muirfield member but at St Andrews or Troon for example.... Quite right, many a Muirfield member have, and still do play at Rye Golf Club in Sussex. A very exclusive club, and in 1976 Bing Crosby was paired off with the then Secretary of Muirfield whom I caddied for. He tipped me VERY well. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Witheredscrote said: Quite right, many a Muirfield member have, and still do play at Rye Golf Club in Sussex. A very exclusive club, and in 1976 Bing Crosby was paired off with the then Secretary of Muirfield whom I caddied for. He tipped me VERY well. Bing Crosby... what a crooner. His last hit, was a golf ball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Has anybody on here slept in one of those sandy things? Me... or rather I do, and often, and in all my years not once has the tide come in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 She looks like a crack whore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 8 hours ago, Witheredscrote said: Quite right, many a Muirfield member have, and still do play at Rye Golf Club in Sussex. A very exclusive club, and in 1976 Bing Crosby was paired off with the then Secretary of Muirfield whom I caddied for. He tipped me VERY well. Tip of his cock on yer tonsils and saggy nuts on yer chin more bloody like. All golf courses should be turned into nature reserves or have low cost housing for Somali illegals put on them, somewhere to heard theirs goats at least Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 2 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Tip of his cock on yer tonsils and saggy nuts on yer chin more bloody like. All golf courses should be turned into nature reserves or have low cost housing for Somali illegals put on them, somewhere to heard theirs goats at least Moles used to dig holes on my golf course, until I hid the shovel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 1 minute ago, 'eavensabove said: Moles used to dig holes on my golf course, until I hid the shovel. Cheeky little cunts. I had beavers in my pond once but can't think of a smutty pun to with this shocking revelation Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 3 minutes ago, Stubby Pecker said: Cheeky little cunts. I had beavers in my pond once but can't think of a smutty pun to with this shocking revelation Soggy Beavers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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