Wolfie Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 3 hours ago, Hokey Gingers said: Angela was in fair trim back in the day... That's given me a right nudger. Is that you on the right, some decades ago, Gyps? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 After much internal wrangling, I have had to have a re-think about this. I'm not sure I could maintain a storky on the old disco-stick if I was vigorously lowering and raising my yogurt-colonels for Mrs May to tea-bag. However, if it were Esther McVey, Caroline Flint, or even Jenny Marra at a pinch, I'd leave those lucky ladies panting and temporarily disabled from the waist down after a noisy and sweaty session with my beard-splitter. I have spoken. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 1 minute ago, Rev said: After much internal wrangling, I have had to have a re-think about this. I'm not sure I could maintain a storky on the old disco-stick if I was vigorously lowering and raising my yogurt-colonels for Mrs May to tea-bag. However, if it were Esther McVey, Caroline Flint, or even Jenny Marra at a pinch, I'd leave those lucky ladies panting and temporarily disabled from the waist down after a noisy and sweaty session with my beard-splitter. I have spoken. You silver tongued lothario, how could their crabby old minge's resist such an offer 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 39 minutes ago, Rev said: After much internal wrangling, I have had to have a re-think about this. I'm not sure I could maintain a storky on the old disco-stick if I was vigorously lowering and raising my yogurt-colonels for Mrs May to tea-bag. However, if it were Esther McVey, Caroline Flint, or even Jenny Marra at a pinch, I'd leave those lucky ladies panting and temporarily disabled from the waist down after a noisy and sweaty session with my beard-splitter. I have spoken. Once again Rev, your sentimental musings make Byron sound like Jeremy Clarkson. I bet if any of them were reading this now, they'd go weak at the knees. But that's because you'd have already got to them with the cloroform, you soppy old goat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 18, 2017 Report Share Posted April 18, 2017 47 minutes ago, Rev said: After much internal wrangling, I have had to have a re-think about this. I'm not sure I could maintain a storky on the old disco-stick if I was vigorously lowering and raising my yogurt-colonels for Mrs May to tea-bag. However, if it were Esther McVey, Caroline Flint, or even Jenny Marra at a pinch, I'd leave those lucky ladies panting and temporarily disabled from the waist down after a noisy and sweaty session with my beard-splitter. I have spoken. Out of allotments... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gong Farmer Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 Her speeches sound like church sermons. I almost expect an 'Amen' when she finishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 On 18/04/2017 at 0:47 PM, The Beast said: This is the last throw of the dice for the remainers. We are in for 6 weeks of unmitigated fucking lies. This election poses more questions than answers. Who will be the next labour leader? How big will the tory majority be? How badly will Jimmy Krankie have it stuck up her? I hope that god squad cunt Farron is buggered to oblivion. Will Krankie get fucked over? Not knowing the haggis botherers much, I can't say if she'd landslide it or collapse. Speaking of haggis botherers, and cross referencing the car numberplate nom, I saw this the other day.. 6 hours ago, Gong Farmer said: Her speeches sound like church sermons. I almost expect an 'Amen' when she finishes. Shhh, you'll confuse Punkers, a woman preacher.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 5 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Will Krankie get fucked over? Say what you like about her, but she's still got the her first tube of lipstick her mum got her for her 16th birthday, and its only a quarter used. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 16 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: Say what you like about her, but she's still got the her first tube of lipstick her mum got her for her 16th birthday, and its only a quarter used. I heard from the Edinburgh golfing circles that Nicola Sturgeon bit someone's cock when she was at University..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: I heard from the Edinburgh golfing circles that Nicola Sturgeon bit someone's cock when she was at University..... Shouldn't you be on your "Corbyn Gives Me The Horn" thread. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: I heard from the Edinburgh golfing circles that Nicola Sturgeon bit someone's cock when she was at University..... Fuck off! You just made that up, and are probably now in your little bathroom, wanking furiously over your little fantasy. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfie Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 13 hours ago, Gong Farmer said: Her speeches sound like church sermons. I almost expect an 'Amen' when she finishes. Definitely. She ought to be a vicar, rather than a tart. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Tata Steely Dan Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 1 hour ago, Punkape said: I heard from the Edinburgh golfing circles that Nicola Sturgeon bit someone's cock when she was at University..... If that was a real thing I would have heard about it as I actually have connections in Edinburgh. Try harder. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 6 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: If that was a real thing I would have heard about it as I actually have connections in Edinburgh. Try harder. Gnasher Sturgeon. It's a thing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 9 minutes ago, Tata Steely Dan said: If that was a real thing I would have heard about it as I actually have connections in Edinburgh. Try harder. You have no connections in in Edinburgh golfing circles then as the story was doing the rounds at several top clubs and societies. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 Just now, Punkape said: You have no connections in in Edinburgh golfing circles then as the story was doing the rounds at several top clubs and societies. Fuck off. Well, that makes two of you. Fuck off. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 Just now, Ape said: Well, that makes two of you. Fuck off. You have connections at the local food bank.... lol lol. You wanker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: You have connections at the local food bank.... lol lol. You wanker. Come on Punkers, that's a bit harsh. I thought we had an understanding. Fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 2 hours ago, Punkape said: I heard from the Edinburgh golfing circles that Nicola Sturgeon bit someone's cock when she was at University..... You jealous? oh sorry no, you bite a lot of cock don't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stubby Pecker Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 11 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: You jealous? oh sorry no, you bite a lot of cock don't you? Outta fucking likes again, the minute punkers opens his mouth the wave of slagging is most hilarious Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 2 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Gnasher Sturgeon. It's a thing. I was just about to point that out but you beat me to it, it's been mentioned on here a couple of times and is fairly common knowledge. Not a closely guarded bit of insider info gleaned from the old school tie network at Fantasy Gleneagles. The half arsed posturing on here is fucking mind blowing at times. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 On 18/04/2017 at 8:35 PM, Wolfie said: That's given me a right nudger. Is that you on the right, some decades ago, Gyps? No. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 19, 2017 Report Share Posted April 19, 2017 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: No. I knew it wasn't you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 12 hours ago, Punkape said: I heard from the Edinburgh golfing circles that Nicola Sturgeon bit someone's cock when she was at University..... This libellous comment has cropped up before on The Corner. Your lifestyle as described is utter bollox so its doubtful you heard anything from a golfing circle. I recall looking in to this last time and it was clear that Sturgeon was the victim of a political smear campaign prevalent in left wing Scottish politics. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 20, 2017 Report Share Posted April 20, 2017 1 minute ago, Mrs Roops said: This libellous comment has cropped up before on The Corner. Your lifestyle as described is utter bollox so its doubtful you heard anything from a golfing circle. I recall looking in to this last time and it was clear that Sturgeon was the victim of a political smear campaign prevalent in left wing Scottish politics. Well you're never happy unless you've put me in the sin bin. Whether you believe it or not I play golf at several elite clubs and society meetings and matches.The Sturgeon cocksucking story was doing the rounds at Muirfield and the R and A. The "libellous" comment emanated from a prominent Edinburgh lawyer who was at Glasgow University with her. So not very left wing then..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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