Cuntybaws Posted July 16, 2016 Report Share Posted July 16, 2016 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I'm afraid not. This one went straight to full on imbecile at his first post- a serious career spastic. I think he's the type that says "bruv" a whole lot. Based on a sample size of just one post, your original assertion could be said to lack statistical legs. However, T'Pau herself would be hard-pressed to refute it logically, based on the lack of punctuation alone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 16, 2016 Report Share Posted July 16, 2016 11 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I'm afraid not. This one went straight to full on imbecile at his first post- a serious career spastic. I think he's the type that says "bruv" a whole lot. If he ever says "brah" then it's woodchipper time. 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Based on a sample size of just one post, your original assertion could be said to lack statistical legs. However, T'Pau herself would be hard-pressed to refute it logically, based on the lack of punctuation alone. Well, 1 opinion of the newbie being a stupid cunt, with no opposing views, I think democracy rules that one as correct. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 16, 2016 Report Share Posted July 16, 2016 38 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Based on a sample size of just one post, your original assertion could be said to lack statistical legs. However, T'Pau herself would be hard-pressed to refute it logically, based on the lack of punctuation alone. That may be the case, however in this instance I'm prepared to go all in and certify it for you, and for Mrs Spock, the pedantic old slag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 17, 2016 Report Share Posted July 17, 2016 On 12/07/2016 at 7:11 PM, Manky said: I I have a Pokemon Bill Sticker stuffed toy. Fuck all use but satisfying to give it a good fucking kicking several times a day. And the Spunkape one is bright pink. I've got a bagpuss one that I've had since I was a little girl. It's taken a right battering over the decades. Bagpuss was a cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted July 18, 2016 Report Share Posted July 18, 2016 I don't mind a game of Pokeacunt...but these flidadicts need a good crunching of their skulls with a claw hammer thunder smash.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 18, 2016 Report Share Posted July 18, 2016 Some twat in Gloucester rang 999 because he reckoned he'd had one of his pokemons stolen off his phone... Bricks, bleach, wood chipper, and the clawhamer... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 18, 2016 Report Share Posted July 18, 2016 edit - fucking stupid shitty software! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 20, 2016 Report Share Posted July 20, 2016 We may well get some Darwin Awards to hand out soon... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36841828 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 20, 2016 Report Share Posted July 20, 2016 10 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: We may well get some Darwin Awards to hand out soon... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36841828 Apparently there are around 120.000 undiscovered mines in Bosnia. I fear the number could decrease quite rapidly in the coming weeks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted July 20, 2016 Report Share Posted July 20, 2016 On Sunday, July 17, 2016 at 7:22 PM, camberwell gypsy said: I've got a bagpuss one that I've had since I was a little girl. It's taken a right battering over the decades. Bagpuss was a cunt. If you have a battered, decades old Cunt then you're really not my type of girl. Sorry Gypps. Scotty might be interested though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 On 12/07/2016 at 6:59 PM, Cuntybaws said: Fucking bronies, the lot of them. Some stupid Yank bitch was all traumatised because she found a dead body in a river in Wyoming while looking for a Squirtle. What a total fucking loser cunt - everybody knows you should start out with a Pidgey or a Bulbasaur rather than a water type. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 I do agree the adults are cuntbreeds...but at least they're not bombing anyone.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 2 hours ago, ThunderCunt said: I do agree the adults are cuntbreeds...but at least they're not bombing anyone.. They could be bombing themselves in Bosnia.. if we get lucky... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: They could be bombing themselves in Bosnia.. if we get lucky... Send them to Syria..that should put the shits up ISIS Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 7 minutes ago, ThunderCunt said: Send them to Syria..that should put the shits up ISIS Tc I have read numerous references to the glory days; and the witty vinegar cunting posts of old. I hope you understand the disappointment when I read your utter fucking shit. I feel like a kid at Christmas who wanted a bike, who unwrapped a present shaped like a bike only to find a radiator and various plumbing tubes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jake The Muss Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 1 minute ago, Eddie said: Tc I have read numerous references to the glory days; and the witty vinegar cunting posts of old. I hope you understand the disappointment when I read your utter fucking shit. I feel like a kid at Christmas who wanted a bike, who unwrapped a present shaped like a bike only to find a radiator and various plumbing tubes. It'ssssssssssssssssss steady Eddie...relish in your own deformity..your brain Eddie...your brain..it's missing in action..maybe you can find it at the local sewage plant...if you hurry then you might be in luck and save a very tiny piece of it..it's got to be better than what you're using now..don't you think..hotshot.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 7 minutes ago, Eddie said: Tc I have read numerous references to the glory days; and the witty vinegar cunting posts of old. I hope you understand the disappointment when I read your utter fucking shit. I feel like a kid at Christmas who wanted a bike, who unwrapped a present shaped like a bike only to find a radiator and various plumbing tubes. TC as in thick cunt? TC, the most ineffectual. TC the indisputable, thickest cunt of them all. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 5 minutes ago, Decimus said: TC, the most ineffectual. TC the indisputable, thickest cunt of them all. Is that you, Officer Dribble? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted July 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Is that you, Officer Dribble? I will wager tc does indeed live in a bin and is in constant conflict with the police. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 Just imagine the magnitude of spacker you'd get if it was possible to combine the stupidity of TC and IKTC. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 1 minute ago, Ape said: Just imagine the magnitude of spacker you'd get if it was possible to combine the stupidity of TC and IKTC. Or yourself and BrontyKeith.. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 3 minutes ago, Ape said: Just imagine the magnitude of spacker you'd get if it was possible to combine the stupidity of TC and IKTC. I'd imagine it would give you this: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 1 minute ago, Decimus said: I'd imagine it would give you this They don't make them like that any more. Thank fuck! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 21, 2016 Report Share Posted July 21, 2016 4 hours ago, Decimus said: You'll get 96 days in the cooler next time, you soppy motherfucker. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Paul Ross Posted July 22, 2016 Report Share Posted July 22, 2016 On Tuesday night I was driving round the Thicket roundabout near Maidenhead and thought I would see what was happening. There was a Toyota Aygo parked up; I thought probably a young driver just passed his test, Mum and Dad bought him a new car, probably has a lithe body and is looking for a bit of adventure. Having learned my lesson so very publicly I decided the discretion was key. I wandered up to his passenger side window and rubbed my bell end up and down on the glass. He wound down the window (nearly trapping my pubes). I could see he was on his phone, Level 1 on Pokemon Go, throwing some Poké Balls apparently. Cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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