The Beast Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 As a man of frugal means, or in other words a fucking peasant, I am happy with my lot. Yesterday a high court judge ruled that an ex model should receive £53 million in a divorce settlement. She had already declined a previous offer. The list below is what the lady said she needed to maintain her lifestyle. I fucking despair. £40,000 a year for fur coats £109,000 a year for haute couture dresses £21,000 a year on shoes £60m to afford a luxury London home A £4.4m countryside home in Henley-on-Thames £495,000 for five cars - three in London and two in the US (As a footnote, no I wouldn't, either 20 years plus ago or now.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 it's happens alot when these slags marry rich cunts but as we all know they only "married for love". Yeah right. More chance of ProfB being head of Mensa. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 10 minutes ago, The Beast said: As a man of frugal means, or in other words a fucking peasant, I am happy with my lot. Yesterday a high court judge ruled that an ex model should receive £53 million in a divorce settlement. She had already declined a previous offer. The list below is what the lady said she needed to maintain her lifestyle. I fucking despair. £40,000 a year for fur coats £109,000 a year for haute couture dresses £21,000 a year on shoes £60m to afford a luxury London home A £4.4m countryside home in Henley-on-Thames £495,000 for five cars - three in London and two in the US (As a footnote, no I wouldn't, either 20 years plus ago or now.) The 40,000 would be better spent on a bark stripper accident, then delve into the rest on building a harem of fit birds. Each gets a unique but bogus name and 2 or 3 unwanted sprog. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 2 hours ago, The Beast said: As a man of frugal means, or in other words a fucking peasant, I am happy with my lot. Yesterday a high court judge ruled that an ex model should receive £53 million in a divorce settlement. She had already declined a previous offer. The list below is what the lady said she needed to maintain her lifestyle. I fucking despair. £40,000 a year for fur coats £109,000 a year for haute couture dresses £21,000 a year on shoes £60m to afford a luxury London home A £4.4m countryside home in Henley-on-Thames £495,000 for five cars - three in London and two in the US (As a footnote, no I wouldn't, either 20 years plus ago or now.) Good for her. Fucking take him for all you can. She's a cunt if she wears fur though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 I don't have that much sympathy for the rich fucker. If you don't see it coming, when you're a rich, ugly gimp of a bloke, and she's a supermodel, you deserve to get taken to the fucking cleaners. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 7 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: If you don't see it coming, when you're a rich, ugly gimp of a bloke, and she's a supermodel, you deserve to get taken to the fucking cleaners. Ming's divorcing Frank? And here I thought she was dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 9 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Ming's divorcing Frank? And here I thought she was dead. Dead rich now.... I'll get me min(g)k... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 11 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Dead rich now.... I'll get me min(g)k... Hopefully it's still alive and rips your oesophagus out. Fair play to her, the gormless bastard should have seen this coming from miles away. With a net worth of £4 billion, I really don't think he's going to give a fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 11 minutes ago, BrothersQuim said: Hopefully it's still alive and rips your oesophagus out. Fair play to her, the gormless bastard should have seen this coming from miles away. With a net worth of £4 billion, I really don't think he's going to give a fuck. Does anybody have his phone number and address? I need some new sandals. About 15K will do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 2 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Does anybody have his phone number and address? I need some new sandals. About 15K will do. It depends, do you do anal? Also how do you feel about performing fellatio on a goat? I'll let you know if he's interested. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 1 minute ago, BrothersQuim said: It depends, do you do anal? Also how do you feel about performing fellatio on a goat? I'll let you know if he's interested. Baaaaaaaaa! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 3 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Baaaaaaaaa! I'll put you down as a yes then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted July 9, 2016 Report Share Posted July 9, 2016 14 minutes ago, BrothersQuim said: I'll put you down as a yes then. That was my other General Melchett impression. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 10, 2016 Report Share Posted July 10, 2016 9 hours ago, BrothersQuim said: Hopefully it's still alive and rips your oesophagus out. Fair play to her, the gormless bastard should have seen this coming from miles away. With a net worth of £4 billion, I really don't think he's going to give a fuck. Does this make her the highest paid prossie ever? All she had to do was shag him proper on a regular basis, and she managed, somehow, to bugger that simple arrangement. It's hardly worth that much money. I'd be converting assets to cash and taking a trip to a tropical tax haven somewhere, and stashing the lot and telling her to fuck right off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 10, 2016 Report Share Posted July 10, 2016 It would be a whole lot cheaper and easier if she were to "meet with an accident". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted July 10, 2016 Report Share Posted July 10, 2016 17 minutes ago, Snatch said: It would be a whole lot cheaper and easier if she were to "meet with an accident". Such as cliff diving onto jagged rocks below? Or falling into the chum slick on the water of a shark research expedition? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 11, 2016 Report Share Posted July 11, 2016 On 10/07/2016 at 11:17 AM, Snatch said: It would be a whole lot cheaper and easier if she were to "meet with an accident". On 10/07/2016 at 11:35 AM, Wizardsleeve said: Such as cliff diving onto jagged rocks below? Or falling into the chum slick on the water of a shark research expedition? Or drive a Rover 3500 round Monaco? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
applescruff14 Posted July 11, 2016 Report Share Posted July 11, 2016 Never something that I will have to go through as I have more chance of going out Granny Knocking with Barack Obama than I do getting married. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted July 12, 2016 Report Share Posted July 12, 2016 On 10/07/2016 at 0:35 PM, Wizardsleeve said: Such as cliff diving onto jagged rocks below? Or falling into the chum slick on the water of a shark research expedition? I was thinking more of the car exploding with the turn of the ignition key,or the brakes having a moment of failure. Although I wouldn't rule out the sharks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted July 12, 2016 Report Share Posted July 12, 2016 On 9 July 2016 at 10:55 AM, The Beast said: As a man of frugal means, or in other words a fucking peasant, I am happy with my lot. Yesterday a high court judge ruled that an ex model should receive £53 million in a divorce settlement. She had already declined a previous offer. The list below is what the lady said she needed to maintain her lifestyle. I fucking despair. £40,000 a year for fur coats £109,000 a year for haute couture dresses £21,000 a year on shoes £60m to afford a luxury London home A £4.4m countryside home in Henley-on-Thames £495,000 for five cars - three in London and two in the US (As a footnote, no I wouldn't, either 20 years plus ago or now.) She's a real trooper. Ridiculously, the legal test is indeed maintaining the lifestyle formerly shared, regardless of dependents, the fact that the slut in question was spotless before. Fucking hell. What a gold plated slut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted July 13, 2016 Report Share Posted July 13, 2016 16 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: She's a real trooper. Ridiculously, the legal test is indeed maintaining the lifestyle formerly shared, regardless of dependents, the fact that the slut in question was spotless before. Fucking hell. What a gold plated slut. If she has to maintain the same life as before, she has to keep shagging wrinkly old coffin dodgers so maybe the judge fancied her? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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