Ape™️ Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 Utter, utter fucking cunts - each and every one of them. And fucking poofs too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 Cracking nom, ape. I'd like to get @Frank and @Drew P Pissflaps comments on it...... What a pair of tit resembling tits. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 Franks the kind of tight white chino wearing, Mexican guitar playing, loafer sporting cunt who would grow one if he could. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 9 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Franks the kind of tight white chino wearing, Mexican guitar playing, loafer sporting cunt who would grow one if he could. He could probably plait his arse hair into a fucking massive man bun, but the only knot I want to see near his head is a hangman's noose. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 I saw one of these cunts in Leeds on a stag do last year. The hair on the bastard jaunted from the top of the head, right down the front past the beard, which was all matted and coated in what looked like mushy peas. Just as I was about to launch a string of obscenities, I realised it was actually one of the resident women. You could be a poof in Yorkshire and still happily endeavour in so-called heterosexual acts. Fucking scary place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 1 hour ago, Ape said: Utter, utter fucking cunts - each and every one of them. And fucking poofs too. Are you sure you weren't having a good gander at yourself in the mirror. !!! lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Are you sure you weren't having a good gander at yourself in the mirror. !!! lol. I see you are using your own unique form of "punktuation" again - the trademark of a fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 15 minutes ago, Ape said: I see you are using your own unique form of "punktuation" again - the trademark of a fucking idiot. What have you eaten tonight and where was it sourced from ? What's the provenance ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: What have you eaten tonight and where was it sourced from ? Sausages - sourced from a pig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 Just now, Ape said: Sausages - sourced from a pig. Where were they purchased from ? What was the breed of the pig and what part of the country was it from ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 Were your sausages from Tesco you fucking moron? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 You're so fucking stupid Ape. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 They came from Waitrose - Porky Whites. Now, fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 Just now, Ape said: They came from Waitrose - Porky Whites. Now, fuck off. I havn't seen that brand in Waitrose........ You're a liar. I won't be told to fuck off by a snivelling, bullshitting cunt like you. You've been grubbing about in Tesco with fellow low-life's. Arsehole. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 17 minutes ago, Ape said: Porky Whites, Racist Sausages! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 Describe your sausages fuckwit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: I havn't seen that brand in Waitrose........ You're a liar. I won't be told to fuck off by a snivelling, bullshitting cunt like you. You've been grubbing about in Tesco with fellow low-life's. Arsehole. Porky Whites are made locally in Surrey (Google it you thick cunt) and are stocked in local stores. Once again, fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest BrothersQuim Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: Describe your sausages fuckwit. You definitely sport a man bun you skinny Jean wearing male feminist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Racist sausages! Fuck off Mike. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 9 minutes ago, Punkape said: I havn't seen that brand in Waitrose........ You're a liar. I won't be told to fuck off by a snivelling, bullshitting cunt like you. You've been grubbing about in Tesco with fellow low-life's. Arsehole. Are you having some kind of meltdown? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 8 minutes ago, Ape said: Porky Whites are made locally in Surrey (Google it you thick cunt) and are stocked in local stores. Once again, fuck off. What was the breed of pig and was it from an organic free range herd.? ie. Tamworth Old or Gloucester old spot ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 Trust a fucking cunt like Punkape to demand that the finest details of a meaty phallic object be described to him in fine detail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted July 1, 2016 Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 Just now, nocti said: Trust a fucking cunt like Punkape to demand that the finest details of a meaty phallic object be described to him in fine detail. Mind your own business fuckwit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 1 minute ago, nocti said: Trust a fucking cunt like Punkape to demand that the finest details of a meaty phallic object be described to him in fine detail. Only the best pork goes up punks poo pipe - has to be organic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted July 1, 2016 Author Report Share Posted July 1, 2016 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: What was the breed of pig and was it from an organic free range herd.? ie. Tamworth Old or Gloucester old spot ? You're unhinged. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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