Guest N/A Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 Now you fucking football haters don't get me wrong..... I am a season ticket holder....I did go down to Marsaille.....BUT even I am getting bored now. England are piss poor and everyone is wanking themselves off because we have managed a draw against some fucking criminals, and a last second tap in winner against a retarded third world cuntry. the games are fucking boring, usually 90 minutes of desperate defending by the minows whilst the super stars fucking lose the plot In front of 500 million viewers. Then a goal in the 97 th minute that gets replayed 856 times. That narcissistic orange tanned pork and cheese cunt is about the only entertaining thing to watch....to see him have a melt down and spit his dummy out is seeing the mighty fall from grace. Why not on Sunday night just cut to the chase, hand over the trophy to the fucking Nazis and get back to watching Ginger top gear and Downton Abbey. It would save us another two weeks of listening to that fucking Robby Savage...cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 I hate that preening cocksucker even more than I hate Gareth Bale. He is, quite literally, a giant fucking ball of grease. I bet the cunt would burn for days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hector Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 Never mind, MC, all is not lost. You can look forward to two weeks of mind-numbing, tantrum throwing Wimbledon in the next few days followed by hoards of drugged up cunts running around in circles and throwing spears and shit in Rio this summer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 Even though it's his profession, by somehow being incapable of kicking an inflated pigs bladder into a giant net last night, (whilst incidentally earning about a billion quid a minute), the greasy little brylcreemed poncy fuckbag cost me a monkey on a cheeky accumulator yesterday. What a slimy little fucking faggot he is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 so not big fans of this ronaldo chap then Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Even bigger cunt. Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 A shit and well overrated football player, and a soft-arsed foreign pussy, plus Cristiano Ronaldo takes it up the arse.Cristiano ronaldo is a pretty gay boy who wears make up for fucks sake, I hate football and all the cunts that watch and play it football fuck off cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 19, 2016 Report Share Posted June 19, 2016 13 hours ago, Hector said: Never mind, MC, all is not lost. You can look forward to two weeks of mind-numbing, tantrum throwing Wimbledon in the next few days followed by hoards of drugged up cunts running around in circles and throwing spears and shit in Rio this summer. WTF.....spear chuckers......are they re filming Zulu this summer? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 20, 2016 Report Share Posted June 20, 2016 23 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I hate that preening cocksucker even more than I hate Gareth Bale. He is, quite literally, a giant fucking ball of grease. I bet the cunt would burn for days. back to the good old CC days of powering the national grid by incinerator! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 20, 2016 Report Share Posted June 20, 2016 23 hours ago, Hector said: Never mind, MC, all is not lost. You can look forward to two weeks of mind-numbing, tantrum throwing Wimbledon in the next few days followed by hoards of drugged up cunts running around in circles and throwing spears and shit in Rio this summer. I've doubled your Likes, the leaderboard beckons. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted June 20, 2016 Report Share Posted June 20, 2016 Euro 2016 has been utter shite so far. The only highlight was seeing that fucking bellend miss his penalty. No doubt England will play like drooling spastics tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jiggerycock Posted June 20, 2016 Report Share Posted June 20, 2016 Oh come on! Who cannot fail to be thrilled by Ian Wright's attempts to form a coherent sentence? By Slaven Bilic's utter (and justifiable) contempt for his fellow panellists? For Mark Lawrenson's attempts to guide us through the permutations for the next round and the gay way he says the word 'moment'? Of the homo-erotic passion-play in running between Danny Murphy and Jonathan Pearce? You're all making the mistake of watching it for the football, when it's the commentators and pundits that have all the drama of Gielgud's 'Lear' at Stratford in '53! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted June 20, 2016 Report Share Posted June 20, 2016 To be fair, we shouldn't single out this effeminate looking greasy bastard. He is just one cunt in a veritable cornucopia of fucking poofs who make money by feigning injury when some othe fucking haircut brushes past him during a game. They're all poofs, wherever they come from. Benders to a man. And cunts. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
colonelkurtz Posted June 20, 2016 Report Share Posted June 20, 2016 With names ending with the letter "o" , let's face it , they just have to be wrong 'uns. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted June 20, 2016 Report Share Posted June 20, 2016 Poofs and Irons. Buggrit... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 20, 2016 Report Share Posted June 20, 2016 As a matter of curiosity, it is almost universally accepted among these esteemed pages, that football is for poofs, why are there always new topics about it or one of the pink oboe playing cunts being posted? What next? Cycling? Golf? Women in sport? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 20, 2016 Report Share Posted June 20, 2016 I saw the Womens cycling tour come through Norwich last week and it got me really thinking that......I wouldn't mind being a bike seat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 20, 2016 Report Share Posted June 20, 2016 3 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: I saw the Womens cycling tour come through Norwich last week and it got me really thinking that......I wouldn't mind being a bike seat. Do be careful what you wish for, Drew. It could work out where Ape takes the ladies bike for a ride, and you end up with a face full of everything you were taught to avoid as a child. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Hector Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 I hope they lose. I hope England get thrashed like the cunts they are. We'll never hear the fucking end of it if they win. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 7 minutes ago, Hector said: I hope they lose. I hope England get thrashed like the cunts they are. We'll never hear the fucking end of it if they win. Hector, I hope you're the first of the gang with a bullet in your gullet; the first of the gang to die. I say gang, but you, your mum and that bloke you call "uncle" (you know the fellow. After one of his visits your mum can suddenly afford your day centre biscuit money) can barely be classed as a gang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 30 minutes ago, Hector said: I hoy lose. I hope England get thrashed like the cunts they are. We'll never hear the fucking end of it if they win. Football is for irons you cunt. Watch a real mans sport like the womens tennis. Can you imagine the strength of their grip on the shaft. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 David Beckham has urged people to vote to stay in the European Union, saying the UK should be "facing the problems of the world together and not alone". The ex-footballer and Unicef ambassador said people should think of their children and grandchildren before Thursday's vote. He said his experience playing across Europe instilled in him the importance of a "vibrant and connected world". If I hadn't voted out I'm might have taken interest in what dear David had to say.After all the future is for Brooklyn, Romeo and Rumplestiltskin isn't it ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 3 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Football is for irons you cunt. Watch a real mans sport like the womens tennis. Can you imagine the strength of their grip on the shaft. Imagine a threesome with Billie-Jean King and Martina Navratilova....real sex for real men..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 17 minutes ago, Punkape said: Imagine a threesome with Billie-Jean King and Martina Navratilova....real sex for real men..... The only threesome you've ever had was two of the sixth form prefects spit roasting you in the common room during private study time. They whammed you up the arse and paid you in wham bars from the tuck shop. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 6 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: The only threesome you've ever had was two of the sixth form prefects spit roasting you in the common room during private study time. They whammed you up the arse and paid you in wham bars from the tuck shop. I heard his school nickname was "cumhoover". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 21, 2016 Report Share Posted June 21, 2016 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: The only threesome you've ever had was two of the sixth form prefects spit roasting you in the common room during private study time. They whammed you up the arse and paid you in wham bars from the tuck shop. Yours would be down at the local zoo in the reptile enclosure.... lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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