Earl of Punkape Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 Men who wear tinted spectacles are arseholes. Usually lower-middle class and of a used car-dealer background, their deluded sense of vanity somehow makes them think they've arrived because the glasses on their head are by Sasoon Knob-jockey. They look like cunts with something to hide. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 Do you mean sunglasses? You shallow minded, ignorant fuck. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 How about cunts with wigs on their head? , maybe you could do a video, spitting image style, like the paul Daniels one, balance a glass of milk on your head, wip the wig off without spilling a drop and shout "that's magic". 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 17, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 3 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Do you mean sunglasses? You shallow minded, ignorant fuck. Oh shit you wear them ! What an arsehole ! Lol. lol. kill yourself ! lol. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 18 minutes ago, Punkape said: Oh shit you wear them ! What an arsehole ! Lol. lol. kill yourself ! lol. Yes. Exclusively when the sun is too bright. Does that make me a cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 Game, set, and shit-eating motherfucking match! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 20 minutes ago, Punkape said: Oh shit you wear them ! What an arsehole ! Lol. lol. kill yourself ! lol. A Nigerian who works in my local Tesco's wants to join your golf club. Can you get her the forms? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 31 minutes ago, Punkape said: Men who wear tinted spectacles are arseholes. Usually lower-middle class and of a used car-dealer background, their deluded sense of vanity somehow makes them think they've arrived because the glasses on their head are by Sasoon Knob-jockey. They look like cunts with something to hide. Utter cunts, truly. As are those spasticated buffoons with glasses that get darker in the sun. What sort of sad cunt buys those? Indecisive Harry Potter/Roy Orbison fan wankers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Game, set, and shit-eating motherfucking match! Baws, what the fuck is your avatar wearing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 (edited) 14 hours ago, Eddie said: How about cunts with wigs on their head? , maybe you could do a video, spitting image style, like the paul Daniels one, balance a glass of milk on your head, wip the wig off without spilling a drop and shout "that's magic". Another blinder, I was thinking about this the other day, along with sad cunts who dye their hair. Drew (and Frank) probably won't post much on this nom. Edited June 18, 2016 by Bubbles Forgot Frank was a follicley challenged fuckstain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 I have glasses that react to sunlight and become tinted,this happens intermittently through the day depending on where I am and the strength of the sunlight,this makes me a cunt only part of the day whereas you sir are a cunt 24/7 365 days of the year and in to infinity 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 8 minutes ago, neil298 said: I have glasses that react to sunlight and become tinted,this happens intermittently through the day depending on where I am and the strength of the sunlight,this makes me a cunt only part of the day whereas you sir are a cunt 24/7 365 days of the year and in to infinity Hahahaha. Hahahaha. Hahahahaha. Fuck off. You're too much, neil. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 17, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 50 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: A Nigerian who works in my local Tesco's wants to join your golf club. Can you get her the forms? Membership is by invitation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 17, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 47 minutes ago, neil298 said: I have glasses that react to sunlight and become tinted,this happens intermittently through the day depending on where I am and the strength of the sunlight,this makes me a cunt only part of the day whereas you sir are a cunt 24/7 365 days of the year and in to infinity You fat cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 57 minutes ago, neil298 said: I have glasses that react to sunlight and become tinted,this happens intermittently through the day depending on where I am and the strength of the sunlight,this makes me a cunt only part of the day whereas you sir are a cunt 24/7 365 days of the year and in to infinity Are you some sort of futuristic cyborg? I bet if it rains spunk, your mouth automatically opens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 9 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Are you some sort of futuristic cyborg? I bet if it rains spunk, your mouth automatically opens. And his anus. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 7 minutes ago, Bubbles said: And his anus. That isn't an involuntary / autonomic response as much as a sordid state of affairs. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 People who wear sunglasses indoors make my shit hang sideways. Stevie Wonder and Helen Keller excepted. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: People who wear sunglasses indoors make my shit hang sideways. Stevie Wonder and Helen Keller excepted. Or people who 'wear' them in other than their intended position like, twats who have them supported in the neck of their SuperCunt V neck t-shirt or positioned on the back of their head. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 7 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: People who wear sunglasses indoors make my shit hang sideways. Stevie Wonder and Helen Keller excepted. The Blues Brothers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 9 hours ago, Punkape said: You fat cunt. This may come as a shock to you spunk but that avatar is not really me.If you want to call me a cunt then put something more apt in front of it.......over to you,I,ll let you know when you get close.Now please wrap your 7 iron around your own head.Toodle fucking pip Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 8 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: That isn't an involuntary / autonomic response as much as a sordid state of affairs. I think it's open 24/7. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 8 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: People who wear sunglasses indoors make my shit hang sideways. Stevie Wonder and Helen Keller excepted. @scotty will like this: How do you get Stevie Wonder to burn his face? Phone him whilst he's doing the ironing. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 18, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 12 minutes ago, neil298 said: This may come as a shock to you spunk but that avatar is not really me.If you want to call me a cunt then put something more apt in front of it.......over to you,I,ll let you know when you get close.Now please wrap your 7 iron around your own head.Toodle fucking pip You fat cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 32 minutes ago, Punkape said: You fat cunt. 3/10 must do better Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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