Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 16, 2016 Report Share Posted June 16, 2016 BBC News website, on the lower right there is a list of Top 10 Most Read... Brexit, US Gun Control and Far Right Extremists lower down than Calvin Harris unfollowing his ex and avocado theft... This fucking country....!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 16, 2016 Report Share Posted June 16, 2016 I see the only story you actually clicked on was "Sir Cliff: I was hung". Is there something you're not telling us? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 16, 2016 Report Share Posted June 16, 2016 9 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I see the only story you actually clicked on was "Sir Cliff: I was hung". Is there something you're not telling us? That isn't a click actually, it's where the mouse cursor was last near when I screenshotted it, the first screenshot I did showed the Calvin Harris one which I had clicked incase there was any, ahem, nice photos of her... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 16, 2016 Report Share Posted June 16, 2016 We're saved anyway... now the #1 is "Spanish PM's anger at David Cameron over Gibraltar" Tell the cunts to fuck off... Gib is ours... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 16, 2016 Report Share Posted June 16, 2016 Got to say, I saw that bbc "avocado crime wave in new zealand" headline earlier, and burst out laughing in the pub. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted June 16, 2016 Report Share Posted June 16, 2016 Hands up who'd fuck the shit out of Sophie Raworth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 16, 2016 Report Share Posted June 16, 2016 4 hours ago, Rev said: Hands up who'd fuck the shit out of Sophie Raworth. Yes,you could say I'd entertain her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 16, 2016 Report Share Posted June 16, 2016 5 hours ago, Rev said: Hands up who'd fuck the shit out of Sophie Raworth. Not me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted June 16, 2016 Report Share Posted June 16, 2016 5 hours ago, Rev said: Hands up who'd fuck the shit out of Sophie Raworth. Well she's got a better rack than Sian Williams so she gets my vote. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 16, 2016 Report Share Posted June 16, 2016 The quality of news reading plummeted when Kenneth Kendal retired if you ask me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted June 16, 2016 Report Share Posted June 16, 2016 Regarding the avocado theft in NZ, I have a mate at cricket who moved here, but has a crop over there, and his crop from 2000 trees was flogged. Quite a bit of money. If you have never heard "Some fucking cunt pinched a shitload of my avvos the shifty fucking pricks" in a thick Northland accent, then you haven't heard funny. I just chuckled typing that, and it was 6 months ago. 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted June 16, 2016 Report Share Posted June 16, 2016 2 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: The quality of news reading plummeted when Kenneth Kendal retired if you ask me. Hmm...I dunno, flappers. I only found out a few months ago that the Kendall cunt was a screaming gayer. I hated the bastard from the off. He was like an old woman, only with a cock and no tits. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted June 16, 2016 Report Share Posted June 16, 2016 3 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Not me. What if I said there's a bottle of Smirnoff and a box of Creme Eggs in it for you, if you let me film it, gypo? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 16, 2016 Report Share Posted June 16, 2016 43 minutes ago, Rev said: What if I said there's a bottle of Smirnoff and a box of Creme Eggs in it for you, if you let me film it, gypo? Cream eggs? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted June 16, 2016 Report Share Posted June 16, 2016 11 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: Cream eggs? Ok...you drive a fucking hard bargain. 2 boxes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 16, 2016 Report Share Posted June 16, 2016 2 hours ago, southerncunt said: Regarding the avocado theft in NZ, I have a mate at cricket who moved here, but has a crop over there, and his crop from 2000 trees was flogged. Quite a bit of money. If you have never heard "Some fucking cunt pinched a shitload of my avvos the shifty fucking pricks" in a thick Northland accent, then you haven't heard funny. I just chuckled typing that, and it was 6 months ago. I'm sure you're not averse at using the odd avacado as an anal probe with your consenting Aussie mates. Eh! Who's got the Ashes cunt ? Eh ! Oh and fuck off as well you racist Austalian Koala abuser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 3 hours ago, Punkape said: I'm sure you're not averse at using the odd avacado as an anal probe with your consenting Aussie mates. Eh! Who's got the Ashes cunt ? Eh ! Oh and fuck off as well you racist Austalian Koala abuser. Wouldn't fit up mine. That's more an activity for slack sphinctered council house shitbag never was beens. Like your good self, I would say. Have a great day, cockbreath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 8 hours ago, Rev said: Hmm...I dunno, flappers. I only found out a few months ago that the Kendall cunt was a screaming gayer. I hated the bastard from the off. He was like an old woman, only with a cock and no tits. I wasn't aware that he batted for the other side, vodds. Just imagine him and frank bough together after a few lines of bolivias finest. On second thoughts, don't. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 8 hours ago, Punkape said: I'm sure you're not averse at using the odd avacado as an anal probe with your consenting Aussie mates. Eh! Who's got the Ashes cunt ? Eh ! Oh and fuck off as well you racist Austalian Koala abuser. Fuck off with your cricket gayness, a sport for effeminate old queens. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 1 hour ago, scotty said: I wasn't aware that he batted for the other side, vodds. Just imagine him and frank bough together after a few lines of bolivias finest. On second thoughts, don't. I thought Frank preferred his, er, peculiarities, with ladies of the night, not backstreet boys? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 17, 2016 Report Share Posted June 17, 2016 5 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: I thought Frank preferred his, er, peculiarities, with ladies of the night, not backstreet boys? Very true ding, but after a few lines of marching powder who knows what he might be up for. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 On 16 June 2016 at 2:12 PM, Rev said: Hands up who'd fuck the shit out of Sophie Raworth. Definitely smash the shit out of Sophie.....I regularly knock one out whilst she reads the news, but wait until the weather report and switch sides to itv to give Lucy verasamy the money shot. See previous posts on that tight bitch. Wonderful. however Michael Hussain always gets my load. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rick_B Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 2 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Definitely smash the shit out of Sophie.....I regularly knock one out whilst she reads the news, but wait until the weather report and switch sides to itv to give Lucy verasamy the money shot. See previous posts on that tight bitch. Wonderful. however Michael Hussain always gets my load. Is Michael Mishal Husain's brother? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hokey Gingers Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 Kate Silverton. She`s missing the best 20 seconds of her life. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 18, 2016 Report Share Posted June 18, 2016 5 minutes ago, Hokey Gingers said: Kate Silverton. She`s missing the best 20 seconds of her life. I'm no weatherman, but I reckon she can expect a few inches tonight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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