Ape™️ Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 It may seem like I've been infected by the Punkape.exe virus, but this annoys the shit out of me. The same cunts also refer to dinner as tea. The Welsh are one of the worst culprits. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 4 minutes ago, Ape said: It may seem like I've been infected by the Punkape.exe virus Oh dear, it's the sandbox for you. On a related note, anyone who calls breakfast "brekkie" or "brekkers" is undoubtedly the sort of cunt who has soggy biscuits with it. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 17 minutes ago, Ape said: It may seem like I've been infected by the Punkape.exe virus, but this annoys the shit out of me. The same cunts also refer to dinner as tea. The Welsh are one of the worst culprits. I shit you not, Ape, I'm visiting the family and one of the cunts did this about an hour ago and took a berating from me for it. I fucking hate it. Add to this: cunts who call dinner "tea", and this is a fucking corker of a nom. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 It's a given that Punkape will have supper, probably served to him by Caruthers on a silver service. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 13 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Oh dear, it's the sandbox for you. On a related note, anyone who calls breakfast "brekkie" or "brekkers" is undoubtedly the sort of cunt who has soggy biscuits with it. Why would you have biscuits with your breakfast cider, baws? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 15 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Oh dear, it's the sandbox for you. On a related note, anyone who calls breakfast "brekkie" or "brekkers" is undoubtedly the sort of cunt who has soggy biscuits with it. And cunts who refer to a sandwich as a "butty" should be flogged publicly/pubicly until death becomes them. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 2 minutes ago, scotty said: Why would you have biscuits with your breakfast cider, baws? I wouldn't; but only because shortbread is technically a cake, not a biscuit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 7 minutes ago, Ape said: It's a given that Punkape will have supper, probably served to him by Caruthers on a silver service. Where do you stand on the "High Tea" versus "Afternoon Tea" debate? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 31 minutes ago, Ape said: It's a given that Punkape will have supper, probably served to him by Caruthers on a silver service. If Caruthers is his helper/carer/warder/prison officer then yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 Fuck off you twats. Dinner is at dinner time and tea is at tea time. Call a chip butty a chip sandwich near me and I will personally throttle you with your entrails. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 40 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I wouldn't; but only because shortbread is technically a cake, not a biscuit. Ahem, you cunt. Repeat that in a scouse accent. .... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 4 hours ago, Manky said: Fuck off you twats. Dinner is at dinner time and tea is at tea time. Call a chip butty a chip sandwich near me and I will personally throttle you with your entrails. Anyone who eats chip buttys is a disgusting, pasty, impoverished urchin. A potato sandwich . Fuck sakes. Anyone fancy some fried rice on that too? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 51 minutes ago, Bubbles said: I shit you not, Ape, I'm visiting the family and one of the cunts did this about an hour ago and took a berating from me for it. I fucking hate it. Add to this: cunts who call dinner "tea", and this is a fucking corker of a nom. Irish relatives all say that. Backward fucks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 24 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Irish relatives all say that. Backward fucks. What a bunch of incoherent Neanderthal cunts they must be. No wonder you ran away from home at a young age. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 2 hours ago, Bubbles said: What a bunch of incoherent Neanderthal cunts they must be. No wonder you ran away from home at a young age. While you were too much of a clot to build up enough escape velocity to escape the greasy pull of Wales, falling on your face into a squalid existence forever. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 Whatever happened to "each to their own," or "different strokes?" This is Cunts Corner, not petty poncey poofters palace. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 8 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: While you were too much of a clot to build up enough escape velocity to escape the greasy pull of Wales, falling on your face into a squalid existence forever. Shit work, quince. What with ding and snatch in the clink are you making your play for CC's thickest idiot? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 4 hours ago, Bubbles said: And cunts who refer to a sandwich as a "butty" should be flogged publicly/pubicly until death becomes them. I'll see your butty and raise you a sarnie. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 15 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: I'll see your butty and raise you a sarnie. If you show us your parted bacon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 53 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Shit work, quince. What with ding and snatch in the clink are you making your play for CC's thickest idiot? Competition is fierce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Competition is fierce. Wiz doing the rounds then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 2 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Wiz doing the rounds then? He was caught earlier, fawning and sucking up, kissing boots and arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 1 hour ago, Bubbles said: Shit work, quince. What with ding and snatch in the clink are you making your play for CC's thickest idiot? Why are they in the clink? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 12, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 6 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Where do you stand on the "High Tea" versus "Afternoon Tea" debate? As a Tesco user I feel it inappropriate for me to comment. I'm sure Punkape will be along in due course to give his view, once his cleaning shift at the golf club finishes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 12, 2016 Report Share Posted June 12, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Why are they in the clink? That's not for me to say. Other than one was being a completely stupid racist cunt, and the other was being an inquisitive little cunt that was trying to uncover the truth. I'll let you work out which is which, but whatever you find out, they were both complete fucking idiots. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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