Earl of Punkape Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: STV weatherman Sean Batty (a clue in the name there?) has been described as a “cult favourite” at the Scottish station. This may be a misspelling. Another fudgepacking toss pot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 1 minute ago, Punkape said: Another fudgepacking toss pot. When you say 'another', is that because you are the original one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 14 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Is that Telly Savalas? No it's Dave (knew the Kray's) Courtney isn't it ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 1 hour ago, DingTheRioja said: or they finished up with some "light news" about some charity volunteer or fluffy kittens being everyones' favourite pet.. Aw I love fluffy kittens Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 2 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: News reading now is like watching a fucking tag team at work. One starts a sentence and the other finishes it off. I remember the days of Gordon Honeypot and Andrew Gardner speed reading from a sheet of paper the news as it was. No fucking unfunny bullshit from them. They were newsreaders and not comedians. All we ever wanted was the news told to us by some hard faced bastard who only smiled when they bid us "goodnight". Richard Baker and Peter Woods were both class acts and even Michael Aspel was ok. I played golf with Sandy Gall at a lloyds golf day and he was hilarious company. Hoovered his claret like a French farmer. Robert Dougal was the master they aspired to. Now we get some Ethiopian cunt like George Allahguyer wetting himself every 20 seconds. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 2 hours ago, Punkape said: . I played golf with Sandy Gall at a lloyds golf day and he was hilarious company. Hoovered his claret like a French farmer. And then you woke up all sweating and feverish having wet yourself....thick fantasist imbecile Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 Am I the only one on here who can't add a photo to my posts, no matter how small I make the jpeg file size? cunts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: And then you woke up all sweating and feverish having wet yourself....thick fantasist imbecile You'd want a game with Cliff Richard then a duet of "Mistletoe and wine" with him. Then a room. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 7 hours ago, Decimus said: When I'm watching a live news feed featuring breaking news regarding another terrorist attack, I want dignity and gravitas. What I don't want is some disgusting provincial cunt garbling along in a uncouth regional northern accent that requires the use of subtitles to fully understand. We're one step away from Manky hosting the pride of Britain awards. Sorry, but have you omitted to put GAY in front of pride Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: You'd want a game with Cliff Richard then a duet of "Mistletoe and wine" with him. Then a room. Lol. Great.....can you arrange it Pinky?....,I am free on Saturday Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 1 hour ago, mothra said: Am I the only one on here who can't add a photo to my posts, no matter how small I make the jpeg file size? cunts Probably, you are a thick cunt after all Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Aw I love fluffy kittens Spunkers has done a fair bit of fluffing in his time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 7 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Probably, you are a thick cunt after all Probably ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 25 minutes ago, Punkape said: You'd want a game with Cliff Richard then a duet of "Mistletoe and wine" with him. Then a room. Lol. Punk, what are your thoughts on people who live in bungalows? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 32 minutes ago, Decimus said: Punk, what are your thoughts on people who live in bungalows? Don't bother Pukey with this at the moment. He is basking in the glory of his Zodiac nom. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 8, 2016 Report Share Posted September 8, 2016 2 hours ago, witheredscrote said: Probably, you are a thick cunt after all you're right scrotley Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted September 9, 2016 Report Share Posted September 9, 2016 7 hours ago, mothra said: Am I the only one on here who can't add a photo to my posts, no matter how small I make the jpeg file size? cunts If you click on "My Attachments" you'll see that you have used up 492kb of your 500kb file attachment allocation. One image weighed in an impressive 200kb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 9, 2016 Report Share Posted September 9, 2016 5 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: If you click on "My Attachments" you'll see that you have used up 492kb of your 500kb file attachment allocation. One image weighed in an impressive 200kb. There you go Mothra, as I said earlier, you are a thick cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted September 9, 2016 Report Share Posted September 9, 2016 just upload the fucker to imgur or somewhere and link it for fucks sake you thick cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 9, 2016 Report Share Posted September 9, 2016 12 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: One image weighed in an impressive 200kb. Fat cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted September 9, 2016 Report Share Posted September 9, 2016 12 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: If you click on "My Attachments" you'll see that you have used up 492kb of your 500kb file attachment allocation. One image weighed in an impressive 200kb. so I have to delete something then? Useful to know thank you Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted September 9, 2016 Report Share Posted September 9, 2016 4 minutes ago, mothra said: so I have to delete something then? Useful to know thank you Go on, admit you are a fucking retard and we will assist you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted September 9, 2016 Report Share Posted September 9, 2016 500kb is fuck all in this day and age. Get a 21st century computer admin. You need to replace the zx81 that you are running this on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted September 9, 2016 Report Share Posted September 9, 2016 19 minutes ago, Alfie Fucking Noakes said: 500kb is fuck all in this day and age. Get a 21st century computer admin. You need to replace the zx81 that you are running this on. Maybe the new owner will be running windows 98. Let's hope it's not a Mac,that would make him a real cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted September 9, 2016 Report Share Posted September 9, 2016 4 minutes ago, Snatch said: Maybe the new owner will be running windows 98. Let's hope it's not a Mac,that would make him a real cunt. No change there then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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