Guest nobgobbler Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 If you believe the latest Tesco advert, you can do your shopping, get it home, change your mind about what you have bought and return it to the store for an exchange. Fucking hell how is this even legal. I have friends who are chefs, and anything that has been anywhere near members of the public has to be binned under health and safety. It's been in somebody's filthy house and they could have done anything to it. Bill Stickers might have shit on it. Filthy Tesco Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 This is obviously a question for Ape and his prostitute "wife". 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 I would like to return this avocado, the baby oil, and the can of Pedigree Chum. I'll hang on to the vodka though, thanks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 6 minutes ago, Punkape said: This is obviously a question for Ape and his prostitute "wife". You splendidly predictable fucking spastic. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 6 minutes ago, Ape said: You splendidly predictable fucking spastic. Thankyou. Now how about commenting on your favourite grocery outlet..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 41 minutes ago, Punkape said: Thankyou. Now how about commenting on your favourite grocery outlet..... I love the thought of you eating food you've stolen from Tesco, that someone has already taken home and returned after smothering in dog shit. Good old Tesco. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 1 hour ago, nobgobbler said: If you believe the latest Tesco advert, you can do your shopping, get it home, change your mind about what you have bought and return it to the store for an exchange. Fucking hell how is this even legal. I have friends who are chefs, and anything that has been anywhere near members of the public has to be binned under health and safety. It's been in somebody's filthy house and they could have done anything to it. Bill Stickers might have shit on it. Filthy Tesco Cunts. I usually drink all the mouthwash and fill it back up with piss, then complain bitterly before sending it right back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Harry Ballsack Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 I would love to fuck the guts out of Ruth Jones! That's not a long sighted grape Ruth, that is my left testicle! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 10, 2016 Report Share Posted June 10, 2016 1 hour ago, Ape said: I love the thought of you eating food you've stolen from Tesco, that someone has already taken home and returned after smothering in dog shit. Good old Tesco. Ape, what say I shite in your mouth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 10, 2016 Report Share Posted June 10, 2016 I get my apples and pears from tesco. The fruit section's right by the doors so it's easy to stuff them in my bag and leg it before security spots me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 10, 2016 Report Share Posted June 10, 2016 Did I tell you I can get the top of a whisky bottle without damaging the perforations? Back in a bit.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted June 11, 2016 Report Share Posted June 11, 2016 Tesco have always done this. They dont even require a receipt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 11, 2016 Report Share Posted June 11, 2016 17 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: I get my apples and pears from tesco. The fruit section's right by the doors so it's easy to stuff them in my bag and leg it before security spots me. IOU one like. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 11, 2016 Report Share Posted June 11, 2016 16 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Did I tell you I can get the top of a whisky bottle without damaging the perforations? Back in a bit.... ....a little trick you might not be aware of ding. Cold tea looks a lot like whisky, and those perforations on the cap are easily repaired with clear nail varnish. Don't feel ashamed, we're just doing our bit to combat alcoholism. (in other people.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 11, 2016 Report Share Posted June 11, 2016 Tesco does have its share of shortcomings, but it is ace for one thing, spacker observations. The complete dribbling spastics in their natural habitat, doing all of those things for which they so richly deserve the cuntings they receive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 11, 2016 Report Share Posted June 11, 2016 17 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: Tesco does have its share of shortcomings, but it is ace for one thing, spacker observations. The complete dribbling spastics in their natural habitat, doing all of those things for which they so richly deserve the cuntings they receive. Do "you guys" have Tesco stores then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted June 11, 2016 Report Share Posted June 11, 2016 1 minute ago, Ape said: Do "you guys" have Tesco stores then? Do "you guys" have an original thought that hasn't originated in Decs arse? Leave it out, Ape, it was tiresome when he first said it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 11, 2016 Report Share Posted June 11, 2016 4 hours ago, scotty said: ....a little trick you might not be aware of ding. Cold tea looks a lot like whisky, and those perforations on the cap are easily repaired with clear nail varnish. Don't feel ashamed, we're just doing our bit to combat alcoholism. (in other people.) ...so does my piss... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Beast Posted June 11, 2016 Report Share Posted June 11, 2016 I shop at co-op or aldi, far better value. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 11, 2016 Report Share Posted June 11, 2016 8 hours ago, scotty said: IOU one like. I nicked it while you weren't looking. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 11, 2016 Report Share Posted June 11, 2016 20 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I nicked it while you weren't looking. Can you give some of mine back? The other day I was at #2 heading straight for the back of Withers' head with a cricket bat looking forward to getting the #1 spot and some cunts have passed me now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted June 11, 2016 Report Share Posted June 11, 2016 52 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Can you give some of mine back? The other day I was at #2 heading straight for the back of Withers' head with a cricket bat looking forward to getting the #1 spot and some cunts have passed me now! Those league tables are rubbish. I was stuck on 21 posts for ages. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted June 11, 2016 Report Share Posted June 11, 2016 On 10/06/2016 at 3:57 PM, DingTheRioja said: Did I tell you I can get the top of a whisky bottle without damaging the perforations? Back in a bit.... I dont know if things are still quite the same, but when I worked there, I saw people bring bottles of booze back with little more than a few centimeters in the bottle. Say they didn't like it and get a refund. I saw people do this with other things, such as pizza, cooked chicken. There was one man who became quite notorious by searching for price errors, buying the whole lot, then going to customer service to get his money back and the product for free. He came in and did this with cases of Fosters one day. He had to call 3 minicabs so he could get all the beer home. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted June 11, 2016 Report Share Posted June 11, 2016 Cunts! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 11, 2016 Report Share Posted June 11, 2016 7 hours ago, The Beast said: I shop at co-op or aldi, far better value. Along with all the other plebs.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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