Guest N/A Posted June 7, 2016 Report Share Posted June 7, 2016 Now this cunt needs to be involved in an horrific vehicle accident soon. Involving his shit stained tractor some sharp implements and a petrol tanker, preferably at a junction being crossed by a fucking horse box that goes up like a giant toaster ! Why does this tractor cunt have to be on the road in rush hour? Why does he take his slowest tractor on the road towing some shit stained equipment for fucking miles? His small holding peasant farmstead cannot have fields 15 miles from his shack, yet this cunt drives for fucking miles and miles with 8,000 cars in his turd filled wake. Then there is the Peugot diesel cunt who won't overtake, followed by another Peugot cunt, and a Volvo followed by a clapped out rusting white transit. I have 420 bhp at my disposal but my time exposed to danger overtaking these cunts is getting ridiculous. They should all be banned from the roads until 9.05am. Anyone caught on the queens highway in anything less than 250 bhp car should be tied to the steering wheel and set on fire. All HGV drivers should be given a free full English between the hours of 7.45 and 9.00. All tractor driving cunts should be given a shotgun cartridge and end their pathetic digging turnips, shit spraying existence. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 Have you ever thought about cycling to work like manky, me and John Cauldwell? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 Please use all of the 420bhp you "have at your disposal" to have a high speed accident - preferably fatal. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 7 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: Now this cunt needs to be involved in an horrific vehicle accident soon. Involving his shit stained tractor some sharp implements and a petrol tanker, preferably at a junction being crossed by a fucking horse box that goes up like a giant toaster ! Why does this tractor cunt have to be on the road in rush hour? Why does he take his slowest tractor on the road towing some shit stained equipment for fucking miles? His small holding peasant farmstead cannot have fields 15 miles from his shack, yet this cunt drives for fucking miles and miles with 8,000 cars in his turd filled wake. Then there is the Peugot diesel cunt who won't overtake, followed by another Peugot cunt, and a Volvo followed by a clapped out rusting white transit. I have 420 bhp at my disposal but my time exposed to danger overtaking these cunts is getting ridiculous. They should all be banned from the roads until 9.05am. Anyone caught on the queens highway in anything less than 250 bhp car should be tied to the steering wheel and set on fire. All HGV drivers should be given a free full English between the hours of 7.45 and 9.00. All tractor driving cunts should be given a shotgun cartridge and end their pathetic digging turnips, shit spraying existence. Incidentally Fosse is French, and short for Fosse Septique which in English means Septic Tank. I am pleased you were on Fosse Way, it is where you belong, in a tank full of shit. Now shove your king size Yorkie bar up your gargantuan hgv arse. Road hogging cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 2 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Have you ever thought about cycling to work like manky, me and John Cauldwell? A motability scooter to the post office to collect your giro does not constitute 'cycling to work', drew. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 Don't drive through the countryside then you thick cunt. (I'm a city lad myself, I don't trust air you can't see.) The clue is in the name, cunts go to the countryside. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 20 minutes ago, Manky said: I'm a city lad myself, I don't trust air you can't see. You can fucking well smell it though. Dirty muck-spreading, cow-shitting, sheep-shagging country cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: You can fucking well smell it though. Dirty muck-spreading, cow-shitting, sheep-shagging country cunts. We don't need all them smelly yokels. I get my food from supermarkets. All the wankpot hayseeds do is complain about animal noises, the smell of shit, church bells that ring and no buses. Cunts, the lot of them. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 36 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: You can fucking well smell it though. Dirty muck-spreading, cow-shitting, sheep-shagging country cunts. You cunt, you didn't mention geese Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 9 hours ago, Monumental cunt said: I have 420 bhp at my disposal... Really? that's quite a lot. What do you drive? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Couldn't give a shit Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 3 hours ago, witheredscrote said: Incidentally Fosse is French, and short for Fosse Septique which in English means Septic Tank. I am pleased you were on Fosse Way, it is where you belong, in a tank full of shit. Now shove your king size Yorkie bar up your gargantuan hgv arse. Road hogging cunt At least haulage runs on our roads unlike Froggieland where filthy unwashed peddlers of diseased animal carcasses (AKA the French farmer) ambush innocent lorry drivers, beat the shit out of them and then set there rigs on fire like a bunch of lawless pikeys. Shame the idle cunts didn't have the same amount of bottle when Hitler's panzers ran the French army over in 6 weeks and then turned Paris into a German army brothel. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 8, 2016 Report Share Posted June 8, 2016 13 hours ago, deebom said: Really? that's quite a lot. What do you drive? Volvo FH Globetrotter with additional hooker storage...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 On 8 June 2016 at 0:12 AM, Monumental cunt said: Now this cunt needs to be involved in an horrific vehicle accident soon. Involving his shit stained tractor some sharp implements and a petrol tanker, preferably at a junction being crossed by a fucking horse box that goes up like a giant toaster ! Why does this tractor cunt have to be on the road in rush hour? Why does he take his slowest tractor on the road towing some shit stained equipment for fucking miles? His small holding peasant farmstead cannot have fields 15 miles from his shack, yet this cunt drives for fucking miles and miles with 8,000 cars in his turd filled wake. Then there is the Peugot diesel cunt who won't overtake, followed by another Peugot cunt, and a Volvo followed by a clapped out rusting white transit. I have 420 bhp at my disposal but my time exposed to danger overtaking these cunts is getting ridiculous. They should all be banned from the roads until 9.05am. Anyone caught on the queens highway in anything less than 250 bhp car should be tied to the steering wheel and set on fire. All HGV drivers should be given a free full English between the hours of 7.45 and 9.00. All tractor driving cunts should be given a shotgun cartridge and end their pathetic digging turnips, shit spraying existence. Just rest your eyes for a second. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 2 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Just rest your eyes for a second. I've got a big, slow tractor complete with a muck spreader. lol lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 I'm talking delivery of a 20hp Kubota later this month.... Appearing on a road near you soon. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 1 hour ago, witheredscrote said: I've got a big, slow tractor complete with a muck spreader. lol lol How is Madame Scrotes by the way? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 59 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: I'm talking delivery of a 20hp Kubota later this month.... Appearing on a road near you soon. Good little tractor that, if it has got a mini back hoe fitted it is perfect for burying rent boys in your back garden. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 5 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Good little tractor that, if it has got a mini back hoe fitted it is perfect for burying rent boys in your back garden. Careful, Neil might be reading this... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 3 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Careful, Neil might be reading this... Thanks, I didn't think of that. I thought it was him who had a thing for dead hookers Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 2 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Thanks, I didn't think of that. I thought it was him who had a thing for dead hookers though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 3 hours ago, Bubbles said: How is Madame Scrotes by the way? Cunt. I was nearly in there with that, but you went scuttling in like the rat you are. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 3 hours ago, witheredscrote said: Good little tractor that, if it has got a mini back hoe fitted it is perfect for burying rent boys in your back garden. A little black hoe? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: A little black hoe? Being a soppy cunt comes naturally to you doesn't it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 1 minute ago, witheredscrote said: Being a soppy cunt comes naturally to you doesn't it Withers, would you like me to shite vindaloo residue in your mouth? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted June 9, 2016 Report Share Posted June 9, 2016 20 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Volvo FH Globetrotter with additional hooker storage...? Ah Lorry. I was racking my brains as to what might have that kind of power. I didn't even consider a lorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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