Guest Ollyboro Posted June 5, 2016 Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 Spunklap, the nearest you get to an exclusive golf course is when you take a firm grip of your shaft and peek under the doors of the shitboxes at your local pitch and putt. You grotty little cottager. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted June 5, 2016 Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: Try cocksuckers international. . will you be happy to give him a letter of introduction Pinky......it sounds quite exclusive. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 2 minutes ago, Brucey said: I'm new. What do you make of Ding? Another one who wouldn't get into any of my golf clubs. Because.... 1. Wrong social class 2. A cretin and totally stupid. 3. Probably impotent. 4. A knob jockey. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 1 minute ago, Brucey said: Agreed on all counts. You're not as stupid as you usually appear. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 5 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: Spunklap, the nearest you get to an exclusive golf course is when you take a firm grip of your shaft and peek under the doors of the shitboxes at your local pitch and putt. You grotty little cottager. Obviously you wouldn't get into ANY golf club you're such a low-life pleb. Try a working men's "club". lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted June 5, 2016 Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: Obviously you wouldn't get into ANY golf club you're such a low-life pleb. Try a working men's "club". lol. It's pale working boys you like best, isn't it Spunkburp? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 Just now, Ollyboro said: It's pale working boys you like best, isn't it Spunkburp? I bet you've got pictures of David Furnish and Peter Wyngarde all over your bedroom walls. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted June 5, 2016 Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: I bet you've got pictures of David Furnish and Peter Wyngarde all over your bedroom walls. lol. After a spot of googling I can confirm that my cultural references don't extend to reality TV stars. So not only are you a poof, you're a Celebrity Big Brother watching poof. Shameful. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 1 minute ago, Ollyboro said: After a spot of googling I can confirm that my cultural references don't extend to reality TV stars. So not only are you a poof, you're a Celebrity Big Brother watching poof. Shameful. You wouldn't get into my golf club. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 5, 2016 Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 Ok 39 points off 12, £50 quid? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted June 5, 2016 Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 Just now, neil298 said: Ok 39 points off 12, £50 quid? He'll wank you off for a fiver. Awful little man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 1 minute ago, neil298 said: Ok 39 points off 12, £50 quid? 50 £ for what.? Try the gay escort columns? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 5, 2016 Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 Apart from your autism what is your handicap tiger? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 23 minutes ago, neil298 said: Apart from your autism what is your handicap tiger? I'm a category 1 golfer.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 5, 2016 Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 1 hour ago, Jiggerycock said: The Tufty Club, Heaven, The Wide Awake Club and The Wheeltappers and Shunters Did he get kicked out of Club Penguin? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted June 5, 2016 Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: I'm a category 1 golfer.... not sure what this means...is it like the sex offender category system as used in HM prisons.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Did he get kicked out of Club Penguin? I'll bet your hangout is the pink Knobjockey Everard club. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 2 minutes ago, luke swarm said: not sure what this means...is it like the sex offender category system as used in HM prisons.. Look it up penis brain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted June 5, 2016 Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 It means they're allowed on the course for 1 hour per week but not allowed to have contact with anyone under the age of 16 through fear of getting a hole in one Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 1 minute ago, neil298 said: It means they're allowed on the course for 1 hour per week but not allowed to have contact with anyone under the age of 16 through fear of getting a hole in one You're so thick and ill informed. You are a pleb. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted June 5, 2016 Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: Look it up penis brain. its say in my cunthesaurus that's it the transsexual category....why are you being so coy, that sort of LGBT thing is not the stigma it once was Pinky. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 3 minutes ago, luke swarm said: its say in my cunthesaurus that's it the transsexual category....why are you being so coy, that sort of LGBT thing is not the stigma it once was Pinky. You seem quite happy to promote depravity by not condemning it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 5, 2016 Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 8 minutes ago, Punkape said: I'll bet your hangout is the pink Knobjockey Everard club. lol. The monkey has a typewriter but we're still waiting for Shakespeare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted June 5, 2016 Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: You seem quite happy to promote depravity by not condemning it. why on earth would I condemn an old friend like yourself Pinky...we are not in the dark ages after all. Be proud of your transsexual status Pinky.....people will respect your stance. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted June 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted June 5, 2016 3 minutes ago, luke swarm said: why on earth would I condemn an old friend like yourself Pinky...we are not in the dark ages after all. Be proud of your transsexual status Pinky.....people will respect your stance. More depravity promotion..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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