Guest DingTheRioja Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 12 hours ago, Snatch said: It has the voice of Ellen DeGeneres,another "Celebrity" that felt the need to own up by announcing it on TV. She's a lezzer,so fucking what. Sometimes I think they don't want acceptance just so they bang on about it all the time. They don't want acceptance, they want to bleat on about themselves all day as being "different" yet normal... hence the cunts in the doggie get-ups. It's the "look at me" society. 8 hours ago, Rev said: There are however, a couple of Disney lesbies I'd watch all day long. That Evil Queen from Snow White (pre-bad apple) and the bad cow from Sleeping Beauty giving it fucking large on each other's vulvas in a paddling pool full of custard would grab my fucking attention. Disney always try and incorporate some kind of moral allegory, so why not have these two rampant, latex-clad powerful fister-sisters of palatable aesthetics, fingering the bastard fuck out of each other for the dads who draw the short straw of dragging the fucking brats to the cinema, while the missus goes on the rampage with the joint account card? And when the kids ask you want them ladies are doing to each other... "ask your mother when you get home"... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 No doubt Elton John will be doing the voice overs for the next production "Disney's Dirty Boys". Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 22 hours ago, Rev said: There are however, a couple of Disney lesbies I'd watch all day long. That Evil Queen from Snow White (pre-bad apple) and the bad cow from Sleeping Beauty giving it fucking large on each other's vulvas in a paddling pool full of custard would grab my fucking attention. Disney always try and incorporate some kind of moral allegory, so why not have these two rampant, latex-clad powerful fister-sisters of palatable aesthetics, fingering the bastard fuck out of each other for the dads who draw the short straw of dragging the fucking brats to the cinema, while the missus goes on the rampage with the joint account card? Er. I've seen both many times but this is the first such interpretation I've heard. I'm afraid to say you are a sick fucking fucko. No doubt at all that these cartoon tarts are one million times more attractive than the shovel jawed, pock faced heifers that crack the pavements of district9, sorry, Glasgow, on their way to the dole/offy/chippy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 40 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Er. I've seen both many times but this is the first such interpretation I've heard. I'm afraid to say you are a sick fucking fucko. No doubt at all that these cartoon tarts are one million times more attractive than the shovel jawed, pock faced heifers that crack the pavements of district9, sorry, Glasgow, on their way to the dole/offy/chippy. It's a typical deflection from the Rev, designed to steer us away from the true object of his affections - Ursula the fat octopus. That cunt could fist eight little mermaids simultaneously, and I for one would pay good money to watch. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: It's a typical deflection from the Rev, designed to steer us away from the true object of his affections - Ursula. That cunt could fist 8 little mermaids simultaneously, and I for one would pay good money to watch that. The great bear? If you could fuck a constellation - which one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: The great bear? If you could fuck a constellation - which one? Decimus would doubtless go for Leo Minor. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 8 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Decimus would doubtless go for Leo Minor. I'd fuck the twins, if I didn't catch the crab (nebulae). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I'd fuck the twins, if I didn't catch the crab (nebulae). What a load of Pollux. My own vote goes to the Seven Sisters. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I'd fuck the twins, if I didn't catch the crab (nebulae). Wiz would like to Plough the Eridanus of Apus. I wish he'd just get Cancer. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 Just now, Bubbles said: Wiz would like to Plough the Eridanus of Apus. I wish he'd just get Cancer. Step away from the Norton Star Atlas... or the next shot won't be a warning. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 Just now, Cuntybaws said: Step away from the Norton Star Atlas... Patrick Moore was a bonk eyed cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 9 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Wiz would like to Plough the Eridanus of Apus. I wish he'd just get Cancer. I just knew this would be a good starter. ill bet you've seen spunk go down running off the shoulder of Brian Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 6 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I just knew this would be a good starter. ill bet you've seen spunk go down running off the shoulder of Brian Replicant alert! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 Just now, Cuntybaws said: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. That's what I said you soft cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. Ah right. I thought it was seen ships go down burning etc Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: That's what I said you soft cunt Too slow on the edit, fuck it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. Anyway , it doesn't matter, all these things are lost like spunky tears in ... even more spunky rain Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 3 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Too slow on the edit, fuck it. It's ok, I wasn't correct , no matter how excellent I was by natural accident Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 3, 2016 Report Share Posted June 3, 2016 42 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Replicant alert! Are you..... A plaisure model...? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted June 4, 2016 Report Share Posted June 4, 2016 I am glad I went to bed early last night and missed this rambling shite. The last 17 posts are boring bollocks by 3 pissed up cunts whose wive's had the common sense to say ' not tonight'. Up your game you sloppy turds or fuck off. Disgraceful Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted June 4, 2016 Report Share Posted June 4, 2016 10 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: It's a typical deflection from the Rev, designed to steer us away from the true object of his affections - Ursula the fat octopus. That cunt could fist eight little mermaids simultaneously, and I for one would pay good money to watch. You disappoint me Baws. Firstly, how can an octopus fist anything? And secondly, do mermaids even have minges? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 4, 2016 Report Share Posted June 4, 2016 2 hours ago, witheredscrote said: I am glad I went to bed early last night and missed this rambling shite. The last 17 posts are boring bollocks by 3 pissed up cunts whose wive's had the common sense to say ' not tonight'. Up your game you sloppy turds or fuck off. Disgraceful We're glad you went to bed early, too. Shame it wasn't your death bed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 4, 2016 Report Share Posted June 4, 2016 1 hour ago, deebom said: You disappoint me Baws. Firstly, how can an octopus fist anything? And secondly, do mermaids even have minges? Get out of my mind palace! ("Mind Palace" is what well-bred sociopaths call their wank bank.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 4, 2016 Report Share Posted June 4, 2016 5 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: We're glad you went to bed early, too. Shame it wasn't your death bed. The seabed would have been fine too. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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