Neil Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 Apparently the figure is an average of42 litres of spirits quaffed per person per annum,I suppose having to live in a cavernous freezing shit hole of a place,expected to have to wear a skirt AND being ginger that this is probably the only way to be able to get through life.Deep fried Mars bars my arse . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 2 minutes ago, neil298 said: Apparently the figure is an average of42 litres of spirits quaffed per person per annum,I suppose having to live in a cavernous freezing shit hole of a place,expected to have to wear a skirt AND being ginger that this is probably the only way to be able to get through life.Deep fried Mars bars my arse . The nom is shit and you've posted it twice you thick, clumsy cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 30, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 I made it a double in honour..........I wish someone would shoot another ape Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 30, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: The nom is shit and you've posted it twice you thick, clumsy cunt. Not so much of the clumsy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 Just now, neil298 said: I made it a double in honour..........I wish someone would shoot another ape Are you pissed or just a really thick faggot ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 1 minute ago, neil298 said: Not so much of the clumsy Are you autistic or a spastic......as well as clumsy you stupid fucking cretin. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 30, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 All the above and more but still higher up the social ladder than you spunk breath Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 As suspected, the faggot Irish don't even make the top ten. Fucking lightweights. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 13 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: As suspected, the faggot Irish don't even make the top ten. Fucking lightweights. At least we beat withers, baws. He's going to have to up his game now. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 42 fucken litres per person per annum? Where the fuck did this information come from, the Nicola Bastard Sturgeon Bumper Almanac of Bigoted Nazi Lies and Unsubstantiated Shite? 99% of Scots who wear a fucken kilt are nationalist cock-sucking arse-butlers and gingers are all but forbidden in Glasgow. They are the result of Scotland's mentally ill ex-First Minister Alex "The Fucking Fat Prick" Salmond wanking his elderly wife's cock into a galvanised bucket of Irn Bru and nurturing them in the shit-smeared uterine walls of his corpulent and piss-soaked man-womb. Germaine Greer's a cunt. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 19 minutes ago, Rev said: 42 fucken litres per person per annum? Where the fuck did this information come from, the Nicola Bastard Sturgeon Bumper Almanac of Bigoted Nazi Lies and Unsubstantiated Shite? 99% of Scots who wear a fucken kilt are nationalist cock-sucking arse-butlers and gingers are all but forbidden in Glasgow. They are the result of Scotland's mentally ill ex-First Minister Alex "The Fucking Fat Prick" Salmond wanking his elderly wife's cock into a galvanised bucket of Irn Bru and nurturing them in the shit-smeared uterine walls of his corpulent and piss-soaked man-womb. Germaine Greer's a cunt. I'm no expert in psychology vodders, but I've sometimes wondered whether you aren't particularly fond of scottish politicians. It's only a hunch, but you seem to have occasionally hinted at that. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 1 hour ago, scotty said: At least we beat withers, baws. He's going to have to up his game now. Britain has gone down a couple of places because I stopped drinking. Is there a league table for sleeping in peoples front gardens when pissed? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 1 hour ago, Rev said: 42 fucken litres per person per annum? Where the fuck did this information come from, the Nicola Bastard Sturgeon Bumper Almanac of Bigoted Nazi Lies and Unsubstantiated Shite? 99% of Scots who wear a fucken kilt are nationalist cock-sucking arse-butlers and gingers are all but forbidden in Glasgow. They are the result of Scotland's mentally ill ex-First Minister Alex "The Fucking Fat Prick" Salmond wanking his elderly wife's cock into a galvanised bucket of Irn Bru and nurturing them in the shit-smeared uterine walls of his corpulent and piss-soaked man-womb. Germaine Greer's a cunt. Not a fan then Rev? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
southerncunt Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 I thought we were bad, fucking Czech pisswrecks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 5 minutes ago, southerncunt said: I thought we were bad, fucking Czech pisswrecks Also, you get the prize for drinking beer that is 99.9% genetically identical to piss and tolerating Paul Hogan. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 30, 2016 Report Share Posted May 30, 2016 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Britain has gone down a couple of places because I stopped drinking. Is there a league table for sleeping in peoples front gardens when pissed? If there isn't, there ought to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 31, 2016 Report Share Posted May 31, 2016 On 30/05/2016 at 4:19 PM, Cuntybaws said: As suspected, the faggot Irish don't even make the top ten. Fucking lightweights. 3 eastern bloc countries, one ex-convict colony and another ex-dictatorship above us... ..fuck it.. we'll soon get to number one now! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 18 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: 3 eastern bloc countries, one ex-convict colony and another ex-dictatorship above us... ..fuck it.. we'll soon get to number one now! I'm doing my bit. If all of us really pulled our weight I reckon we could win this. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 On 5/30/2016 at 5:38 PM, Rev said: 42 fucken litres per person per annum? Where the fuck did this information come from, the Nicola Bastard Sturgeon Bumper Almanac of Bigoted Nazi Lies and Unsubstantiated Shite? 99% of Scots who wear a fucken kilt are nationalist cock-sucking arse-butlers and gingers are all but forbidden in Glasgow. They are the result of Scotland's mentally ill ex-First Minister Alex "The Fucking Fat Prick" Salmond wanking his elderly wife's cock into a galvanised bucket of Irn Bru and nurturing them in the shit-smeared uterine walls of his corpulent and piss-soaked man-womb. Germaine Greer's a cunt. So the SNP haven't won you over yet then Coitus ?. The cunts are now bleating on about staying in the EU,(so much for independence) as they know they are fucked if they end up without the UK and the EU. I'm in Glasgow next week for ten days so expect bother. That sniveling little Cludgie trader 'Baws will no doubt be out before we know it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 34 minutes ago, JackoTC said: So the SNP haven't won you over yet then Coitus ?. The cunts are now bleating on about staying in the EU,(so much for independence) as they know they are fucked if they end up without the UK and the EU. I'm in Glasgow next week for ten days so expect bother. That sniveling little Cludgie trader 'Baws will no doubt be out before we know it. They will never woo me, Jacko. They're thick cunts who haven't the nous to quantify policy and do what they're told by central command. They fucking shit themselves in parliament over fracking this week. In short, they're cunts. Jacko, are TC your actual middle initials, as I knew a cunt called Jack with those initials when I was a young bastard. Long shot, I know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 39 minutes ago, JackoTC said: That sniveling little Cludgie trader 'Baws will no doubt be out before we know it. You must be mistaking me for someone less couth from your communal Cambuslang tenement shunky, 32 minutes ago, Rev said: Jacko, are TC your actual middle initials TC is short for The Cunt. No, seriously. The cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 On 30 May 2016 at 4:19 PM, Cuntybaws said: As suspected, the faggot Irish don't even make the top ten. Fucking lightweights. You shit kicking fife hick, how dare you. Anyway , how the fuck does Portugal and Luxembourg drink more than Ireland ? This is bollocks. Yeah maybe the eastern euros, they're fucking mad, even France I doubt , they're a bit sensible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 52 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: You shit kicking fife hick, how dare you. My genome has more in common with a turnip than with a Fifer, although it's a close call either way. Subhuman Kingdom cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 6 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: My genome has more in common with a turnip than with a Fifer, although it's a close call either way. Subhuman Kingdom cunts. I can't recall why I had you down as a fife monkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted June 1, 2016 Report Share Posted June 1, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: I can't recall why I had you down as a fife monkey. I vaguely remember making a reference to the Blue Brazil. Only ever been to Cowdenbeath as an away fan, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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