Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 27, 2016 Report Share Posted May 27, 2016 23 minutes ago, luke swarm said: another interesting role model Wiz.......are you sure about this one? when you start looking up to Ding as some sort of inspiration...oh dear dear me As I stated a couple of days ago, Ding is no role model, I am fully aware he despises me, I am indifferent to him. I merely stated, and this is being put as simply as possible for the simplest possible minds, that his multi quotes drive you lot mad. Therefore, it is a worthwhile tactic to use while driving the splinters of salt under your skin. That's all...nothing more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 27, 2016 Report Share Posted May 27, 2016 2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: As I stated a couple of days ago, Ding is no role model, I am fully aware he despises me, I am indifferent to him. I merely stated, and this is being put as simply as possible for the simplest possible minds, that his multi quotes drive you lot mad. Therefore, it is a worthwhile tactic to use while driving the splinters of salt under your skin. That's all...nothing more. Is there nowhere in that post where you could have slipped in the word Decipus? Oh how we all laughed! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 27, 2016 Report Share Posted May 27, 2016 So it gets right to the bottom of the first page before the first on topic comment. Marvellous Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 27, 2016 Report Share Posted May 27, 2016 9 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Is there nowhere in that post where you could have slipped in the word Decipus? Oh how we all laughed! Oh, hello Bill! Nice day, isn't it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 27, 2016 Report Share Posted May 27, 2016 As someone who can answer 100% of University Challenge questions, I believe the Wiz is actually scoring rather highly by rattling the dibdob cages and provoking fuckwit arsewipes into badly formed, ill-timed generally futile bits of half-hearted abuse. The combined might of our "betters" is but a flea bite on Ayers Rock. And the one University Challenge answer I got right was "The Technological Hierarchy for the Removal of Undesirables and the Subjugation of Humanity". Fucked if I can remember the question though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 27, 2016 Report Share Posted May 27, 2016 43 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: So it gets right to the bottom of the first page before the first on topic comment. Marvellous ..but you're not surprised are you... Anyway, looks like the world is ending, some cunt is mult-quoting, some cunt called Decimus gave me a like and called me a role model. However, the cunt did liken me to the poet laureate... bastard... @OP... you shouldn't buy shit apples you dozy cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 27, 2016 Report Share Posted May 27, 2016 1 minute ago, DingTheRioja said: ..but you're not surprised are you... Anyway, looks like the world is ending, some cunt is mult-quoting, some cunt called Decimus gave me a like and called me a role model. However, the cunt did liken me to the poet laureate... bastard... @OP... you shouldn't buy shit apples you dozy cunt. Looks like a traveller to me! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 27, 2016 Report Share Posted May 27, 2016 2 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: ..but you're not surprised are you... Decimus gave me a like and called me a role model. That was supposed to be our dirty little secret. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 27, 2016 Report Share Posted May 27, 2016 25 minutes ago, Manky said: As someone who can answer 100% of University Challenge questions, I believe the Wiz is actually scoring rather highly by rattling the dibdob cages and provoking fuckwit arsewipes into badly formed, ill-timed generally futile bits of half-hearted abuse. The combined might of our "betters" is but a flea bite on Ayers Rock. And the one University Challenge answer I got right was "The Technological Hierarchy for the Removal of Undesirables and the Subjugation of Humanity". Fucked if I can remember the question though. Who were the Womens Institute? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 27, 2016 Report Share Posted May 27, 2016 Just now, camberwell gypsy said: Looks like a traveller to me! She certainly knows a rug or two... Anyway, tell your cousins from Tipperary to stop fucking offering me dodgy diesel generators will you, 4 times in one fucking day...! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 27, 2016 Report Share Posted May 27, 2016 1 minute ago, DingTheRioja said: She certainly knows a rug or two... Anyway, tell your cousins from Tipperary to stop fucking offering me dodgy diesel generators will you, 4 times in one fucking day...! They don't have a phone and I'm not going because its a long way to Tipperary! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 27, 2016 Report Share Posted May 27, 2016 4 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: It makes no sense to a simpleton with a narcissistic complex that he owns the place and is entitled to to and post whatever. You don't! I'm so happy it's me that gets to break that news to you, you single celled fuckstick! LOL You've been banned more times than snuff porn in church day centres, you do not have any say over anything, and your rubbish of bullying everybody won't work on me. Perhaps you should quit while you're behind. Use the 'force' Wiz. Who the fuck is your father? He seems quite the topic of conversation. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Axe Wound Posted May 27, 2016 Report Share Posted May 27, 2016 3 hours ago, Rev said: For £10.60 for half a dozen apples, I'd be expecting some local hooker tokens, a Prawn Tandoori and a few cans of Stella thrown in. It begs the question, why the fuck didn't you drag the dribbling delivery spastic into your vestibule, render the cunt unconscious and relieve the fucking bastard of his extremities with a sharpened iron bar? It seems a rather poor lack of judgement accepting his insolent fuck-headedness at your door. Cos I followed him home and burned his house down, killing his cunt wife and mongy kids too. Huzzah! Wank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 27, 2016 Report Share Posted May 27, 2016 This might be a better idea for a cunt like yourself to spend your money on something. My local garden centre has a whole apple tree for £15. You could plant this and have fresh apples, assuming you don't live in some dirty, shitty flat like that wannabe Fwank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 27, 2016 Report Share Posted May 27, 2016 6 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: They don't have a phone and I'm not going because its a long way to Tipperary! Not fucking long enough, the bastards managed to get here. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Axe Wound Posted May 27, 2016 Report Share Posted May 27, 2016 2 hours ago, Punkape said: You're a chav. fuck off. Ah, what a witty and intelligent come back, you come bag. Now you've taken the time to type those illustrious words o heraldry, I fell almost compelled to do your bidding immediately and fuck off. Besides which, it'll give me a chance to fuck your mum while you've pulled your needle dick out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Axe Wound Posted May 27, 2016 Report Share Posted May 27, 2016 12 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: This might be a better idea for a cunt like yourself to spend your money on something. My local garden centre has a whole apple tree for £15. You could plant this and have fresh apples, assuming you don't live in some dirty, shitty flat like that wannabe Fwank. And then where am I supposed to grow my cannabis plants? You just don't think you fucking Joey Deacon-esque cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 27, 2016 Report Share Posted May 27, 2016 15 minutes ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Who the fuck is your father? His mother wasn't sure. In the end she narrowed it down to any one of the 11 players of the Green Bay Packers 1960 Super Bowl runner-up team. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 27, 2016 Report Share Posted May 27, 2016 17 minutes ago, Decimus said: His mother wasn't sure. In the end she narrowed it down to any one of the 11 players of the Green Bay Packers 1960 Super Bowl runner-up team. I bet you looked up that didn't you ? I looked it up on the off chance that you were wrong so I could take the piss. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 27, 2016 Report Share Posted May 27, 2016 2 hours ago, Decimus said: His mother wasn't sure. In the end she narrowed it down to any one of the 11 players of the Green Bay Packers 1960 Super Bowl runner-up team. Still wound up! Priceless! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 27, 2016 Report Share Posted May 27, 2016 6 hours ago, Rev said: Holy Jesus, klefto. Wad...there's a name that still haunts these hallowed pages. She was an inconceivably thick and fuck-ignorant sow. I remember her once saying she could answer 85% of the questions on University Challenge off the top of her head. The closest that piss-witch fuckwit got to University was asking the lodge-porter for 20p for the bus, in return for a badly executed blow-job. Ah Wad. She was forever getting banned and coming back with a new name. A complete psycho and an ugly fucker so I've been informed. I used to look forward to her deranged posts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 27, 2016 Report Share Posted May 27, 2016 5 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: As I stated a couple of days ago, Ding is no role model, I am fully aware he despises me, I am indifferent to him. I merely stated, and this is being put as simply as possible for the simplest possible minds, that his multi quotes drive you lot mad. Therefore, it is a worthwhile tactic to use while driving the splinters of salt under your skin. That's all...nothing more. Allow yourself some space to grieve, wiz. Your poor old dad would turn (vertically) in his grave if he knew what a fool you've made of yourself today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 27, 2016 Report Share Posted May 27, 2016 Just now, Frank said: Allow yourself some space to grieve, wiz. Your poor old dad would turn (vertically) in his grave if he knew what a fool you've made of yourself today. Right now, he's turning your mum vertical, and reaming out her back passage! Frank, I really have nothing against you personally. However, the fact is, you're a snivelling little shit heap; a pathetic waste of a spunk load that would have been better spent splattered on your mums tits or down her throat. This doesn't mean I don't find you mildly amusing, like watching a child learning to walk, and falling on it's face a few times before getting it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 27, 2016 Report Share Posted May 27, 2016 11 minutes ago, Frank said: Allow yourself some space to grieve, wiz. Your poor old dad would turn (vertically) in his grave if he knew what a fool you've made of yourself today. Frank, I've got an idea for a new video. We could rent out an old NYPD patrol card and travel to the houses of the corner members accompanied to Inner Circles "Bad Boys". First stop would be a drugs raid on Bill's house share, followed by a trans-Atlantic bust on Wiz's Appalachian shack for necrophiliac crimes committed against his father's corpse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 27, 2016 Report Share Posted May 27, 2016 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: Frank, I've got an idea for a new video. We could rent out an old NYPD paytrol card and travel to the houses of the corner members accompanied to Inner Circles "Bad Boys". First stop would be a drugs raid on Bill's house share, followed by a trans-Atlantic bust on Wiz's Appalachian shack for necrophiliac crimes committed against his fathers corpse. Idiot. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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