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Guest Wizardsleeve

Mr. Axe Wound, may I suggest you sort out your avatar?  At some point in the day today, one of the truly lower mongs of this site will have a go at you about it.  You've taken the first step by joining, now it's time to get an avatar.  

Well done.  

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22 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

It makes no sense to a simpleton with a narcissistic complex that he owns the place and is entitled to to and post whatever.  You don't!  I'm so happy it's me that gets to break that news to you, you single celled fuckstick!  LOL  You've been banned more times than snuff porn in church day centres, you do not have any say over anything, and your rubbish of bullying everybody won't work on me.  Perhaps you should quit while you're behind.  

Crikey wiz.. you nutbush fuckwit city limit bearer of teenage thoughts, you really are extraordinarily stupid.  

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1 minute ago, Frank said:

Crikey wiz.. you nutbush fuckwit city limit bearer of teenage thoughts, you really are extraordinarily stupid.  

Have you read what he has been coming out with today, Frank? It's priceless. My money is on a spectacular drinking problem. What do you think?

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Just now, Frank said:

Crikey wiz.. you nutbush fuckwit city limit bearer of teenage thoughts, you really are extraordinarily stupid.  

Ahh, there's the clown prince of cum gurgling!  I was wondering when you'd turn up to assist your little friend(s).  

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this really is an extraordinary thread....both Frank and Pinkape have made contributions and both are bang on the mark.....may be time for a rethink as to continued membership here when one can agree with either of these wet lettuces ......This Axewound fellow sounds familiar though. 

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4 minutes ago, luke swarm said:

this really is an extraordinary thread....both Frank and Pinkape have made contributions and both are bang on the mark.....may be time for a rethink as to continued membership here when one can agree with either of these wet lettuces ......This Axewound fellow sounds familiar though. 

Apparently, Luke, you are capable of independent thought, so far be it from me to sway your opinion on Wiz. He seems to think that without my influence you would magically decide that he is some sort of comedy genius. You get a free vote on this one, so feel free to tell him what you think of his exploits today.

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2 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Have you read what he has been coming out with today, Frank? It's priceless. My money is on a spectacular drinking problem. What do you think?

There's something deeply wrong with the man. It's like a waddle and jazz combo.. neatly rolled into a pile of yankee doodle cry-baby shit. 

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11 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Ahh, there's the clown prince of cum gurgling!  I was wondering when you'd turn up to assist your little friend(s).  

Clown Prince of cum gurgling.

Hahahahahahaha hahahahah haha haha you funny cunt Wiz. Hilarious.

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5 minutes ago, Frank said:

There's something deeply wrong with the man. It's like a waddle and jazz combo.. neatly rolled into a pile of yankee doodle cry-baby shit. 

It's quite extraordinary. I'm pulling his strings and have got him scuttling between threads like an over excited puppy. Did you know that his father has passed?

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2 minutes ago, Frank said:

There's something deeply wrong with the man. It's like a waddle and jazz combo.. neatly rolled into a pile of yankee doodle cry-baby shit. 

Holy Jesus, klefto. Wad...there's a name that still haunts these hallowed pages. She was an inconceivably thick and fuck-ignorant sow. I remember her once saying she could answer 85% of the questions on University Challenge off the top of her head. The closest that piss-witch fuckwit got to University was asking the lodge-porter for 20p for the bus, in return for a badly executed blow-job.

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Guest Wizardsleeve

Self congratulatory back patting, and delusions of grandeur.  Just another day for poor little Decipuss.  It is so much like watching the special olympics track and field events.  You can't help but laugh and point.  Frank, Decs, Bubbsy, Dapps, Withers... :lol: :lol:

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1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Self congratulatory back patting, and delusions of grandeur.  Just another day for poor little Decipuss.  It is so much like watching the special olympics track and field events.  You can't help but laugh and point.  Frank, Decs, Bubbsy, Dapps, Withers... :lol: :lol:

It's actually getting embarrassing now. Calm down before you do yourself an injury.

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1 minute ago, Decimus said:

It's actually getting embarrassing now. Calm down before you do yourself an injury.

Don't you have more strings to pull, like the tampon string hanging from your arse?  Frank needs to crawl in and have a nap.

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3 minutes ago, Decimus said:

Apparently, Luke, you are capable of independent thought, so far be it from me to sway your opinion on Wiz. He seems to think that without my influence you would magically decide that he is some sort of comedy genius. You get a free vote on this one, so feel free to tell him what you think of his exploits today.

you know I think some people actually have an image in their head of weekly war meetings with tea, biscuits and minute taking, A confederation of cunts, a sort of mafia working together for clandestine purposes   ....its the picture that we sold and I personally take it as a compliment that so many cunts have bought into it. 

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3 minutes ago, luke swarm said:

you know I think some people actually have an image in their head of weekly war meetings with tea, biscuits and minute taking, A confederation of cunts, a sort of mafia working together for clandestine purposes   ....its the picture that we sold and I personally take it as a compliment that so many cunts have bought into it. 

Choosing the path of the thick leading the thick.  Rather disappointing, Luke.  But, it's your choice to make, enjoy.  I won't attempt to convince you otherwise.  

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2 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Choosing the path of the thick leading the thick.  Rather disappointing, Luke.  But, it's your choice to make, enjoy.  I won't attempt to convince you otherwise.  

I told you, Wiz, it doesn't take me to point out that you are terminally strange. Maybe you should call it a day.

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Just now, Wizardsleeve said:

Choosing the path of the thick leading the thick.  Rather disappointing, Luke.  But, it's your choice to make, enjoy.  I won't attempt to convince you otherwise.  

I am always happy to disappoint you Sleeve. 

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Just now, Decimus said:

It's quite extraordinary. I'm pulling his strings and have got him scuttling between threads like an over excited puppy. Did you know that his father has passed?

I thought dwarfs had a normal life span. With a son like wiz... a weak-minded, immature yankee sapster and grass, there's no doubt the little man took his own life.

 

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1 minute ago, luke swarm said:

I am always happy to disappoint you Sleeve. 

He's been sniffing around new posters as well, Luke, desperately trying to add another "mate" to his circle of online friends. Can you believe he openly admitted to considering an anonymous stranger on a piss taking website as a friend?

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3 minutes ago, Decimus said:

I told you, Wiz, it doesn't take me to point out that you are terminally strange. Maybe you should call it a day.

Another imagined victory for you, then?  Got the corks popping, or is that just the sound of Franks head popping out of your arse again?

3 minutes ago, luke swarm said:

I am always happy to disappoint you Sleeve. 

The feeling is mutual Luke.  I have several weeks worth of entertainment lined up now, with you bores running around with those little chips on your weak, bony shoulders, hurling puerile and elementary jibes my way.  Should be fun.  

 

3 minutes ago, Frank said:

I thought dwarfs had a normal life span. With a son like wiz... a weak-minded, immature yankee sapster and grass, there's no doubt the little man took his own life.

 

Much like your mum when you were forceped from her piss flaps and she laid her saddened eyes on the genetic defect product of her diseased womb.  

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1 minute ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Another imagined victory for you, then?  Got the corks popping, or is that just the sound of Franks head popping out of your arse again?

The feeling is mutual Luke.  I have several weeks worth of entertainment lined up now, with you bores running around with those little chips on your weak, bony shoulders, hurling puerile and elementary jibes my way.  Should be fun.  

 

Much like your mum when you were forceped from her piss flaps and she laid her saddened eyes on the genetic defect product of her diseased womb.  

Ah the multi-quote. The last resort of a man on the edge. Full Jazz has successfully been achieved.

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7 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said:

Another imagined victory for you, then?  Got the corks popping, or is that just the sound of Franks head popping out of your arse again?

The feeling is mutual Luke.  I have several weeks worth of entertainment lined up now, with you bores running around with those little chips on your weak, bony shoulders, hurling puerile and elementary jibes my way.  Should be fun.  

 

Much like your mum when you were forceped from her piss flaps and she laid her saddened eyes on the genetic defect product of her diseased womb.  

Multi quoting and you're at the end of the line, wiz. At least you're going out with all guns blazing. 

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