Mrs Roops Posted May 22, 2016 Report Share Posted May 22, 2016 For reasons that may or may not become clear, Sir Elton John has been receiving members from the honourable corps of Fleet Street, ostensibly to gush about the benefits of family life. Husband and husband have never been happier since the addition of their adopted sons. Oblivious to the poor choice of words, he enthused, "They have this amazing quality of making things that are a pain in the arse disappear very quickly". Lovely. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 22, 2016 Report Share Posted May 22, 2016 It's enough to make you gag. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 22, 2016 Report Share Posted May 22, 2016 10 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: It's enough to make you gag. The thought of Elton's ugly mug is enough to make me gag, let alone the thought of his cock up some other fag's arse. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 22, 2016 Report Share Posted May 22, 2016 37 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: For reasons that may or may not become clear, Sir Elton John has been receiving members from the honourable corps of Fleet Street, ostensibly to gush about the benefits of family life. Husband and husband have never been happier since the addition of their adopted sons. Oblivious to the poor choice of words, he enthused, "They have this amazing quality of making things that are a pain in the arse disappear very quickly". Lovely. How can anybody justify allowing this pair of cunts to adopt kids? And why did they choose to adopt boys, not girls? I can just imagine that father/son conversation around the time they reach puberty. "It's like this son, you shove your cock as far up a bloke's arse as it will go, like Daddy and Daddy do it, just like this ....". And what's the thinking behind the choice of two boys that look like girls, obviously the next generation of drag queens. Shouldn't be allowed. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted May 22, 2016 Report Share Posted May 22, 2016 I am reliably informed (My brother in law.) that This cunt and his 'wife' are the not so secret celebrity couple at the center of this not so secret ménage à trois that the fucking media have been wittering on about recently. Honestly, we are fucked... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 22, 2016 Report Share Posted May 22, 2016 9 hours ago, nobgobbler said: How can anybody justify allowing this pair of cunts to adopt kids? And why did they choose to adopt boys, not girls? I can just imagine that father/son conversation around the time they reach puberty. "It's like this son, you shove your cock as far up a bloke's arse as it will go, like Daddy and Daddy do it, just like this ....". And what's the thinking behind the choice of two boys that look like girls, obviously the next generation of drag queens. Shouldn't be allowed. I can guess why they chose boys. I can hear the cry echoing around Chez Arse Bandit, " Hey David, pass me another adoptee because I've just split this fucker." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 22, 2016 Report Share Posted May 22, 2016 12 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: For reasons that may or may not become clear, Sir Elton John has been receiving members from the honourable corps of Fleet Street, ostensibly to gush about the benefits of family life. Husband and husband have never been happier since the addition of their adopted sons. Oblivious to the poor choice of words, he enthused, "They have this amazing quality of making things that are a pain in the arse disappear very quickly". Lovely. Why do you have a picture of the contents of your urostomy bag? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 23, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Why do you have a picture of the contents of your urostomy bag? Dunno, just random images I guess, though one can casually observe that with a large receptacle and copious amounts of olive oil, generous portions of tossed salad can be served, aside from that ,I am unable to furnish my usual boring but penetrative insight. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 13 hours ago, deebom said: I am reliably informed (My brother in law.) that This cunt and his 'wife' are the not so secret celebrity couple at the center of this not so secret ménage à trois that the fucking media have been wittering on about recently. Honestly, we are fucked... It's true, dee. It was his moon-faced brown-hatter "husband", David something or fucking other. Apparently, he covered himself in olive oil and stuck his own body-weight in Jelly Babies up his arse, while getting fisted by some other bassoon-playing arse-bishop cunt, or something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 Why would anycunt cheat on Sir Elton John? That's time that could be better spent kicking his fucking head in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nocti Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 This fat fucking chutney ferret needs burning at the stake. The only charm the cunt could exude is one that got stuck up his arse from one of many blokes wrists, current super injunction excluded of course, before admin mouths the fuck off. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 Social services need to get into this pair of helmet munchers,why do they think that these kids are under no threat just because the bandit can afford to buy anything he wants?.If it was a council estate in Newcastle they'd be all over it quicker than Furnish and wax face would be a policeman's truncheon.Candle up the arse more like Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 I'd like to approach Sir Elton John Thomas Lover whilst carrying an Elephant's cock. Just as he starts getting all bubbly in the gusset, I'd reveal that the cock was loaded with lead. I'd then smash him across his carpet burned knees, lean over him and say "You're not still standing now, are you, you cunt." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 54 minutes ago, Ollyboro said: I'd like to approach Sir Elton John Thomas Lover whilst carrying an Elephant's cock. Just as he starts getting all bubbly in the gusset, I'd reveal that the cock was loaded with lead. I'd then smash him across his carpet burned knees, lean over him and say "You're not still standing now, are you, you cunt." It'd have to be a Saturday night because............. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ollyboro Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 11 minutes ago, neil298 said: It'd have to be a Saturday night because............. .... Saturday's Alright For Fisting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 1 hour ago, Ollyboro said: I'd like to approach Sir Elton John Thomas Lover whilst carrying an Elephant's cock. Just as he starts getting all bubbly in the gusset, I'd reveal that the cock was loaded with lead. I'd then smash him across his carpet burned knees, lean over him and say "You're not still standing now, are you, you cunt." Fucking idiot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 15 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Fucking idiot. Isn't that what Elton does every Friday night? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 5 hours ago, Ollyboro said: I'd like to approach Sir Elton John Thomas Lover whilst carrying an Elephant's cock. Just as he starts getting all bubbly in the gusset, I'd reveal that the cock was loaded with lead. I'd then smash him across his carpet burned knees, lean over him and say "You're not still standing now, are you, you cunt." Is that the point at which you would enter him anally? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 3 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: Isn't that what Elton does every Friday night? Shut the fuck up Donnie . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 23, 2016 Report Share Posted May 23, 2016 3 hours ago, Ollyboro said: .... Saturday's Alright For Fisting? I think the answer to the question what do we think of @ollyboro as repeatly asked by Pinkape Is becoming abundantly clear....I am afraid it is not a favourable response......you know where the caustic cleaning substances are Ollyboro, you know what to do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 25, 2016 Report Share Posted May 25, 2016 On May 22, 2016 at 6:03 AM, nobgobbler said: The thought of Elton's ugly mug is enough to make me gag, let alone the thought of his cock up some other fag's arse. Gobbie, I've never seen you get so Shakespearean with the English language. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 26, 2016 Report Share Posted May 26, 2016 17 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Gobbie, I've never seen you get so Shakespearean with the English language. Why thank you Wiz. "To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man" or tell it like it is! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 26, 2016 Report Share Posted May 26, 2016 5 hours ago, nobgobbler said: Why thank you Wiz. "To thine own self be true, and it must follow, as the night the day, thou canst not then be false to any man" or tell it like it is! Fancy a shag? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 27, 2016 Report Share Posted May 27, 2016 9 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Fancy a shag? Tits first, I'm not a slag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 27, 2016 Report Share Posted May 27, 2016 7 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Tits first, I'm not a slag. Plus, he certainly has AIDS. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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