Guest Fatty Posted May 19, 2016 Report Share Posted May 19, 2016 Roops, you crown has been taken, there is a woman in our office who has a fanny like a Gorillas foot, all the other females are moaning about the pubic hair being left in the toilet seat, theyve even measured one at 4 inches long!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 19, 2016 Report Share Posted May 19, 2016 This nom has it all, mystery, intrigue and toilet humor. Its all around the office, hot topic, suspicious, accusing glances in all directions, is the the fat bird or the fatter bird or the enormous one? Cant be any of the nice ones surely to Christ. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 19, 2016 Report Share Posted May 19, 2016 31 minutes ago, Eddie said: This nom has it all, mystery, intrigue and toilet humor. Its all around the office, hot topic, suspicious, accusing glances in all directions, is the the fat bird or the fatter bird or the enormous one? Cant be any of the nice ones surely to Christ. I fully agree , this is a long overdue , cracking nom from our resident lardarse. I was in the middle of a 1st Grade Grassing tutorial when an assistant notified me of it. Well done Fatty. Whilst I have your attention Edders , Mike's demise has been greatly exaggerated by Slackers. He is in fact one of the students here at Withers Academy trying for his Advanced Snitching Degree , and doing very well I may add. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 19, 2016 Report Share Posted May 19, 2016 5 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: I fully agree , this is a long overdue , cracking nom from our resident lardarse. I was in the middle of a 1st Grade Grassing tutorial when an assistant notified me of it. Well done Fatty. Whilst I have your attention Edders , Mike's demise has been greatly exaggerated by Slackers. He is in fact one of the students here at Withers Academy trying for his Advanced Snitching Degree , and doing very well I may add. Nice to see your back withers, once mike has his A.S.D will he make a triumphant return, almost Jesus like, although not riding a donkey, a small child's tricycle 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 19, 2016 Report Share Posted May 19, 2016 39 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: I fully agree , this is a long overdue , cracking nom from our resident lardarse. I was in the middle of a 1st Grade Grassing tutorial when an assistant notified me of it. Well done Fatty. Whilst I have your attention Edders , Mike's demise has been greatly exaggerated by Slackers. He is in fact one of the students here at Withers Academy trying for his Advanced Snitching Degree , and doing very well I may add. you fucking despicable twat Withers......listen any chance of a prospectus for next years courses and bursaries available ? I assume that the college is in the Vichy area and lodgings are cheap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 19, 2016 Report Share Posted May 19, 2016 1 hour ago, Fatty said: all the other females are moaning about the pubic hair being left in the toilet seat, theyve even measured one at 4 inches long!!!!! Fatty, out of purely academic interest, how long are your own pubic hairs? Would 4 inches be a reasonable guess? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted May 19, 2016 Report Share Posted May 19, 2016 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: Fatty, out of purely academic interest, how long are your own pubic hairs? Would 4 inches be a reasonable guess? Sorry to disappoint Cunty, there are perfectly trimmed Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 19, 2016 Report Share Posted May 19, 2016 Just now, Fatty said: Sorry to disappoint Cunty, there are perfectly trimmed Just one apparently-unrelated question then if I may? Do you own a wire-haired terrier? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 19, 2016 Report Share Posted May 19, 2016 25 minutes ago, luke swarm said: you fucking despicable twat Withers......listen any chance of a prospectus for next years courses and bursaries available ? I assume that the college is in the Vichy area and lodgings are cheap. Fuck off , bursaries indeed . There is a 2 year waiting list for those with CASH up front . Quincy has been and gone ( remember that weekend at Chester Zoo , my arse ) . He failed miserably , getting possibly the lowest grades ever here , and walking around like he owned the fucking place. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 19, 2016 Report Share Posted May 19, 2016 I think its one of fatty's eyebrow hairs, he often disappears into the Ladies toilet for a quick sniff of the seat, and a bit of gentleman's relief. The vile specimen looks like the love child of Dennis Healey and Susan Boyle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 19, 2016 Report Share Posted May 19, 2016 5 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Fuck off , bursaries indeed . There is a 2 year waiting list for those with CASH up front . Quincy has been and gone ( remember that weekend at Chester Zoo , my arse ) . He failed miserably , getting possibly the lowest grades ever here , and walking around like he owned the fucking place. Withers... is this any good for payment? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 19, 2016 Report Share Posted May 19, 2016 1 hour ago, witheredscrote said: I fully agree , this is a long overdue , cracking nom from our resident lardarse. I was in the middle of a 1st Grade Grassing tutorial when an assistant notified me of it. Well done Fatty. Whilst I have your attention Edders , Mike's demise has been greatly exaggerated by Slackers. He is in fact one of the students here at Withers Academy trying for his Advanced Snitching Degree , and doing very well I may add. I take it you were teaching, as Head of Grassing dept? Ate you saying Mike is a grass? Is this fact? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 19, 2016 Report Share Posted May 19, 2016 39 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Withers... is this any good for payment? That will do nicely thank you. Mike is going on well here , he is having a bit of trouble with the 'Double Welsh Snitching' , and keeps coming up a bit short , but getting there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 19, 2016 Report Share Posted May 19, 2016 4 hours ago, Eddie said: I think its one of fatty's eyebrow hairs, he often disappears into the Ladies toilet for a quick sniff of the seat, and a bit of gentleman's relief. The vile specimen looks like the love child of Dennis Healey and Susan Boyle. Thanks for that eddie, you cunt. There's an image that's now imprinted on my brain forever. Cheers pal. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Alfie Noakes Posted May 19, 2016 Report Share Posted May 19, 2016 I have got a foot like a gorillas fanny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted May 19, 2016 Report Share Posted May 19, 2016 1 hour ago, Cardinal Sin said: I have got a foot like a gorillas fanny. I've only got 9" , but its as wide as a gorillas foot Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted May 19, 2016 Report Share Posted May 19, 2016 1 hour ago, witheredscrote said: I've only got 9" , but its as wide as a gorillas foot Hopefully you've got 9" of a sten gun against your head that was stashed just for the sort of collaborator that you seem to be. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 19 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: Just one apparently-unrelated question then if I may? Do you own a wire-haired terrier? 19 hours ago, Eddie said: I think its one of fatty's eyebrow hairs, he often disappears into the Ladies toilet for a quick sniff of the seat, and a bit of gentleman's relief. The vile specimen looks like the love child of Dennis Healey and Susan Boyle. CUNT Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 20, 2016 Report Share Posted May 20, 2016 6 minutes ago, Fatty said: CUNT You fat hairy cunt, you resemble that lump of lard from that tv series 'lost'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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