Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: Fuck off with your gay cricket shit you Argyll wearing, lawn-prancing, cucumber sandwich nibbling, old faggot. My apologies Quince. Are you feeling excluded? If I'm honest, I despise cricket, but I know how much Applescruffs comments twists the knickers of a few here, and took the shot. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 3 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: My apologies Quince. Are you feeling excluded? If I'm honest, I despise cricket, but I know how much Applescruffs comments twists the knickers of a few here, and took the shot. Get you big yank beak out of his arse, you Stetson wearing faggot. He hates Uncle Sam as much as the rest of us. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 3 minutes ago, Decimus said: Ding has demonstrated his keen legal mind in another thread recently. I don't think that we as laymen, can ever hope to challenge an expert who has got twenty years experience of watching Perry Mason repeats in his terraced house whilst decent folk are at work. I propose we just shank the cunt without any kind of sop to a due legal process. Exactly, cut to the chase. Let's chain him to his boyfriend and defenestrate the grassing pair of deviants. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 1 minute ago, Decimus said: Ding has demonstrated his keen legal mind in another thread recently. I don't think that we as laymen, can ever hope to challenge an expert who has got twenty years experience of watching Perry Mason repeats in his terraced house whilst decent folk are at work. I propose we just shank the cunt without any kind of sop to a due legal process. No, I think Bill's onto something, although the kangaroo is perhaps not quite the right marsupial for the job. A rabid koala bear with a taste for testicles would get my vote. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Get you big yank beak out of his arse, you Stetson wearing faggot. He hates Uncle Sam as much as the rest of us. There's the hard little boy, furiously banging on his...er, keyboard . I don't care who you fucking hate you raving old queen, is it that difficult for you to grasp? Ffs, you're one thick poof. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 16 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: My apologies Quince. Are you feeling excluded? If I'm honest, I despise cricket, but I know how much Applescruffs comments twists the knickers of a few here, and took the shot. Wiz, get your hand off my thigh, you disgusting gay pig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 7 minutes ago, Wizardsleeve said: There's the hard little boy, furiously banging on his...er, keyboard . I don't care who you fucking hate you raving old queen, is it that difficult for you to grasp? Ffs, you're one thick poof. Flustered, Sleeve? You should calm down. Hopefully in that timeless yank fashion, to vent your frustration you'll go on a shooting spree and then turn the gun on yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 6 hours ago, scotty said: Very true ding, and what in the name of satan is the fucking duckworth lewis method?? Fucking hell. Cunts. Never even heard of it, so fuck knows. 5 hours ago, Decimus said: Ding, I don't recall you receiving an invite to comment on Bubba's thread. Kindly wind your neck in and shut the fuck up. I don't recall giving a fuck whether you invited me or not. 4 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Who the fuck do you think you are? Wading in without a by-your-leave, with this bollock-dribble. Are you from Yorkshire , or a Cumbrain? Who am I? A Vikyngr from Yorkshire, now fuck off. 4 hours ago, Decimus said: Ding has demonstrated his keen legal mind in another thread recently. I don't think that we as laymen, can ever hope to challenge an expert who has got twenty years experience of watching Perry Mason repeats in his terraced house whilst decent folk are at work. I propose we just shank the cunt without any kind of sop to a due legal process. "shank the cunt"...? You've been watching too many Danny Dyer programmes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 5 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Never even heard of it, so fuck knows. I don't recall giving a fuck whether you invited me or not. Who am I? A Vikyngr from Yorkshire, now fuck off. "shank the cunt"...? You've been watching too many Danny Dyer programmes. I think a name change might be order now Ding.....may I recommend "DingTheCouldntCareLess" am I bovvered. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 I would just like to say that I am enjoying this trolling. I am enjoying this trolling. There. Said it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 8 minutes ago, Manky said: I would just like to say that I am enjoying this trolling. I am enjoying this trolling. There. Said it Manky you cunt, you might at least have put some of that in bold, or underlined it. Doesn't cost anything you know. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 4 minutes ago, scotty said: Manky you cunt, you might at least have put some of that in bold, or underlined it. Doesn't cost anything you know. I am lowering my standards to that of 'Decs disciples', the big kids on the block. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 7 minutes ago, Manky said: I am lowering my standards to that of 'Decs disciples', the big kids on the block. You'll have to try harder, you've not got low enough yet. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 You fucking love us. You don't talk about anyone or anything else. Big up Dec the prophet. Manky, you can be Judas if you want? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 9 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: You fucking love us. You don't talk about anyone or anything else. Big up Dec the prophet. Manky, you can be Judas if you want? Judas was foreign.........Manky will be horrified at this suggestion as like Jesus...he is thoroughly English. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 11, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 14 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: You fucking love us. You don't talk about anyone or anything else. Big up Dec the prophet. Manky, you can be Judas if you want? I thought Withers had filled the post? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 25 minutes ago, Manky said: I am lowering my standards to that of 'Decs disciples', the big kids on the block. The harder the talk, the softer the lad. You ought to know that by now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 3 minutes ago, Bubbles said: I thought Withers had filled the post? Withers' crime was even more heinous than that of Judas betraying the Son of God. I run a tight ship here Bubba, and that goose fucking slag broke the code of omerta. There's no way back for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 15 minutes ago, Decimus said: Withers' crime was even more heinous than that of Judas betraying the Son of God. I run a tight ship here Bubba, and that goose fucking slag broke the code of omerta. There's no way back for him. Tight ship? More like thick shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 22 minutes ago, Manky said: Tight ship? More like thick shit. He meant that navy lark... "join the navy, feel a man" and the "soggy biscuit game" the 4 of them love playing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 24 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: He meant that navy lark... "join the navy, feel a man" and the "soggy biscuit game" the 4 of them love playing. Delusions of adequacy , the fucking lot of them. Individually they don't strike awe into me. As a gang they are even more aweless. 10 points for Manky. New word-aweless Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 1 hour ago, Manky said: Delusions of adequacy , the fucking lot of them. Individually they don't strike awe into me. As a gang they are even more aweless. 10 points for Manky. New word-aweless The truth is the Royal Marines recruit training is the longest and toughest course. They are always first in to any conflict and put the army wankers to shame. You would not catch an injured warrior from the Marines in the invictus games. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 5 minutes ago, Eddie said: The truth is the Royal Marines recruit training is the longest and toughest course. They are always first in to any conflict and put the army wankers to shame. You would not catch an injured warrior from the Marines in the invictus games. Wrong thread ed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 Just now, Gurt said: Wrong thread ed? Manky was having a pop at the navy, as the marines are navy and not army wankers I thought I would point it out. People who can't make the Marines usually just join the secind best parachute regiment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 Just now, Eddie said: Manky was having a pop at the navy, as the marines are navy and not army wankers I thought I would point it out. People who can't make the Marines usually just join the secind best parachute regiment. Were you in the forces ed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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