Decimus Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 2 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Lay off her pal, it was hysterically funny. It's true. I haven't laughed that hard since I was six and I watched an episode of Chucklevision where Barry walked into a table. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 6 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Chocolate fingers would be more appropriate..... Yes, best to play safe after the incident with the giant duty free Toblerone bars. And those cunts in A&E thought they'd seen everything... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 Just now, Cuntybaws said: Yes, best to play safe after the incident with the giant duty free Toblerone bars. And those cunts in A&E thought they'd seen everything... Don't dignify her fucking shit with something funny you cunt. Your credibility rubs off on her and makes you look bad. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 10 minutes ago, Manky said: More like Luke the scrote. (So Decs PM'd me) are you sure it was the army you were in and have not somehow become confused with the few months you spent in the cubs........as an ex pongo you do seem to be affected quite badly by some of the nonsense going on here, forces humour makes this stuff seem like pillow talk. Calm yourself and regroup Private Minkey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 4 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Don't dignify her fucking shit with something funny you cunt. Your credibility rubs off on her and makes you look bad. I think you mean "incredibility"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 Bloody Hell, a minor quip and Dex and his divs are screeching around like demented divas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 5 minutes ago, luke swarm said: are you sure it was the army you were in and have not somehow become confused with the few months you spent in the cubs........as an ex pongo you do seem to be affected quite badly by some of the nonsense going on here, forces humour makes this stuff seem like pillow talk. Calm yourself and regroup Private Minkey I can assure you that I am unconcerned by any piss taking or abuse thrown in my direction. Also, I have no animosity towards anyone on here. Even Decimus. If everybody agreed on every subject, the site would be gone before Bubble's burger. While differences exist, the thread will last longer than Jihdi John's soap on a rope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 59 minutes ago, Frank said: Pile of shit. I'm at the old house tonight, Frank, under the pretext of decorating. So many memories. Memories of sitting down and smoking cheap Mayfair in the garden whilst sharing my thoughts with you on the corner, with Mrs.D oblivious to the connection we were forming due to being smacked off of her tits on tramadol. I might do a video tribute featuring Drew tonight. I know where he lives. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 2 hours ago, Mrs Roops said: Er...because for NATO to "watch our back" the UK is required to military commit an armed force. Rubbish Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 51 minutes ago, Decimus said: I'm at the old house tonight, Frank, under the pretext of decorating. So many memories. Memories of sitting down and smoking cheap Mayfair in the garden whilst sharing my thoughts with you on the corner, with Mrs.D oblivious to the connection we were forming due to being smacked off of her tits on tramadol. I might do a video tribute featuring Drew tonight. I know where he lives. I really don't know what to say, decs. So much has changed.. you're almost unrecognisable from those dizzy days of innocence when you loved me. I'm a mere spectator these days. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 19 minutes ago, Eddie said: Rubbish Member states are required to spend 2% of GDP on defence, a third of which is spent on the nuclear deterrent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 Just now, Frank said: I really don't know what to say, decs. So much has changed.. you're almost unrecognisable from those dizzy days of innocence when you loved me. I'm a mere spectator these days. pile of shit. Sorry Frank...couldn't resist, remember you were the star of the show, where did it all go wrong for you...the new cunts show you no respect and laugh at you rather than with you now........you got to get it back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 2 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Member states are required to spend 2% of GDP on defence, a third of which is spent on the nuclear deterrent. And? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 1 minute ago, Eddie said: And? ...and what? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 29 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Member states are required to spend 2% of GDP on defence, a third of which is spent on the nuclear deterrent. What's your point? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 31 minutes ago, Frank said: I really don't know what to say, decs. So much has changed.. you're almost unrecognisable from those dizzy days of innocence when you loved me. I'm a mere spectator these days. I quoted you with the intention of reminiscing about our bittersweet relationship over the years, and you go and insult me by posting video footage of Mrs. D doing karaoke at her works 2009 Christmas party. You're a monster. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 40 minutes ago, Eddie said: And? 39 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: ...and what? 12 minutes ago, Eddie said: What's your point? This brings to mind the scene in Bladerunner where the Voight-Kampff test is used on the replicants to ascertain whether they are, indeed, replicants. At least one of the participants in this exchange is almost certainly an early Nexus 6 prototype. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 12 minutes ago, Eddie said: What's your point? Rubbishing yours.... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 8 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Rubbishing yours.... Please do, I don't even agree with it myself. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 16 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: This brings to mind the scene in Bladerunner where the Voight-Kampff test is used on the replicants to ascertain whether they are, indeed, replicants. At least one of the participants in this exchange is almost certainly an early Nexus 6 prototype. Are you......a pleasure model.........?? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: Are you......a pleasure model.........?? If you want me to flip your turtle, just ask. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 1 hour ago, Frank said: I really don't know what to say, decs. So much has changed.. you're almost unrecognisable from those dizzy days of innocence when you loved me. I'm a mere spectator these days. I didn't see her bin! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 10, 2016 Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 2 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: If you want me to flip your turtle, just ask. Unrelated, but I note on the news at 9 the cops have decided to pass a case to the cps as they feel it substantial enough to pass up...the case of the odious "Cliff Richard" . I hope he goes down for it even if he didn't do it, the fucking cunt bellend. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 4 hours ago, Properkhunt said: The civil unrest a few years ago, 2011, when all those turds went on the rob because some geezer got shot in Tottenham by plod. Came close to needing the armed forces then. Also, what if some despotic cunt starts to meddle in business that affects or jeopardises the UK plc, and NATO doesn't want to take action. I think the armed forces also help a lot of young people who have been dragged up by shit parents. They go into the services and this gives them the first bit of reliability and stability they had during their lives. Hairy muff. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 10, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2016 4 hours ago, Manky said: I would struggle to better that. If this was RUSI or another erudite debating medium, I would be forgiven for losing it with some of our less normal colleagues . I joined up straight from Grammar School and a fucking decent upbringing for one simple reason, I had no idea what I wanted to do. As it happens, it was the right choice. If you asked 100 soldiers why they joined, you would get close to 100 different reasons. I never met anyone in the Army who was anything like some of the arseholes on here but that was probably because homosexuals weren't allowed in until the late 90s Shut up homo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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