Cuntybaws Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 19 hours ago, Rick_B said: We sacked him from the band in the end for taking the piss and being a bit crap anyway. 19 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Are you Paul McCartney? They play too fast, they play out of tune, They practise in the singer's bedroom, The drum's quite good, the bass is too loud, And I... can't hear... the words... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 1 hour ago, Cuntybaws said: They play too fast, they play out of tune, They practise in the singer's bedroom, The drum's quite good, the bass is too loud, And I... can't hear... the words... That's gone right over my head that has. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 54 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: That's gone right over my head that has. Much like Heathrow jets. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 On 08/05/2016 at 4:53 PM, camberwell gypsy said: That's gone right over my head that has. I bet that's what you say to all the boys.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 On Saturday, May 07, 2016 at 1:45 PM, Quincy Cockfingers said: Where have you been, whaI fucking time do you call this? Your dinner is in the dog. . Your dog is the dinner you Korean cunt. To be honest, this would have worked better if i posted earlier, sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 On 7 May 2016 at 11:25 PM, Bubbles said: He's a disgusting little rodent. Much like Gurters, only without the occasional sprinkle of humour that that odd little freak occasionally brought to the table. Ah bubba, how I've missed you too. Are you still wanking over your Simon Weston shrine? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 11 minutes ago, Gurt said: Ah bubba, how I've missed you too. Are you still wanking over your Simon Weston shrine? Nope. Fred West. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 Just now, Bubbles said: Nope. Fred West. I'll bet you're related..... lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 Just now, Punkape said: I'll bet you're related..... lol. And I bet you're related to some shuffling, incestuous, dribbling, golem like beings who live on a council estate in Crewe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 2 minutes ago, Gurt said: And I bet you're related to some shuffling, incestuous, dribbling, golem like beings who live on a council estate in Crewe Said the writhing, grotesque cretin from the Gloucester fruit-pickers. lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: Said the writhing, grotesque cretin from the Gloucester fruit-pickers. lol. Brilliant work. Was I a bit too close to the mark then spunky? dont think anyone would miss you if you got another, more fatal STD than those you already have and died in your bed sit in a festering pool of your own mess. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 Lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 4 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Your dog is the dinner you Korean cunt. To be honest, this would have worked better if i posted earlier, sorry. You late cunt. Better than a dog making your dinner, you know who I mean . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 11, 2016 Report Share Posted May 11, 2016 4 hours ago, Gurt said: Ah bubba, how I've missed you too. Are you still wanking over your Simon Weston shrine? Gurty boy, where have you been. I hope you haven't been grassing? There's been a glut of it recently. Withers has topped himself out of disgust for himself. Despite thin evidence he as much as confessed before eating his 12 bore. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted May 12, 2016 Report Share Posted May 12, 2016 6 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Gurty boy, where have you been. I hope you haven't been grassing? There's been a glut of it recently. Withers has topped himself out of disgust for himself. Despite thin evidence he as much as confessed before eating his 12 bore. Been promoted at work Quince! Was Edith Piaf 'je ne regrette rien' playing in the background as he did the deed? Dirty french cunts will eat anything. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 12, 2016 Report Share Posted May 12, 2016 11 minutes ago, Gurt said: Been promoted at work Quince! Was Edith Piaf 'je ne regrette rien' playing in the background as he did the deed? Dirty french cunts will eat anything. The soundtrack to his his self-inflicted demise was actually Eiffel 65's 'Blue'. The silly cunt topped himself thinking they were a French supergroup. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 12, 2016 Report Share Posted May 12, 2016 41 minutes ago, Gurt said: Been promoted at work Quince! Was Edith Piaf 'je ne regrette rien' playing in the background as he did the deed? Dirty french cunts will eat anything. Wow- goodbye fluffing, hello getting your back doors smashed in ! Congrats! Withers has shown very poor resilience indeed, which is the greatest crime here, eclipsing the slightly shaky evidence issue. The French sing a pretty, defiant tune but put on a slightly German accent and they collapse in a blubbering heap of jelly. Withers ! Achtung! Pull yourself together you spineless snail. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 12, 2016 Report Share Posted May 12, 2016 6 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Wow- goodbye fluffing, hello getting your back doors smashed in ! Congrats! Withers has shown very poor resilience indeed, which is the greatest crime here, eclipsing the slightly shaky evidence issue. The French sing a pretty, defiant tune but put on a slightly German accent and they collapse in a blubbering heap of jelly. Withers ! Achtung! Pull yourself together you spineless snail. I'm no expert, but I think you'll find that pretty much all snails are spineless. No doubt baws will find one and prove me wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 12, 2016 Report Share Posted May 12, 2016 2 minutes ago, scotty said: I'm no expert, but I think you'll find that pretty much all snails are spineless. No doubt baws will find one and prove me wrong. I think you're right. Fucking late for a flight to Copenhagen, laters youse cunts you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 12, 2016 Report Share Posted May 12, 2016 21 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I think you're right. Fucking late for a flight to Copenhagen, laters youse cunts you. It's only a short flight on to Zurich. Happy to sub your missus the air fare if you do us all a favour and take the full tour of Dignitas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 12, 2016 Report Share Posted May 12, 2016 25 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I think you're right. Fucking late for a flight to Copenhagen, laters youse cunts you. Must be a small cocks convention for benders is denmark today. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 12, 2016 Report Share Posted May 12, 2016 1 minute ago, Eddie said: Must be a small cocks convention for benders is denmark today. Is judge, judging? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 12, 2016 Report Share Posted May 12, 2016 1 minute ago, Bubbles said: Is judge, judging? He is doing the blind taste test. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 12, 2016 Report Share Posted May 12, 2016 2 minutes ago, Eddie said: He is doing the blind taste test. For free. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted May 12, 2016 Report Share Posted May 12, 2016 On 07/05/2016 at 5:29 PM, camberwell gypsy said: Its a south African sprog. That would be a white sprig, as opposed to a blick sprig. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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