Guest Wizardsleeve Posted May 7, 2016 Report Share Posted May 7, 2016 On May 6, 2016 at 9:43 AM, cuntspotter said: Quite so.... Look after your bottom, Mankers. Indeed. Less botting, more chuffing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 7, 2016 Report Share Posted May 7, 2016 5 hours ago, Rev said: I'm sure he was caught with images on his computer and was jailed for it, but might be wrong. Who cares...the cunt is dead now. Couldn't be happier. I'm glad he's dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 7, 2016 Report Share Posted May 7, 2016 5 hours ago, Rev said: I always thought that the fucking pig-ugly Nicola Fucking Sturgeon cunt bore more resemblance to Rab C's second son, Wee Burney, but this bastard page says the fucking picture is too big to upload. Sturgeon-cunt used to be nick-named Gnasher around Dreghorn in her youth, because she caught some poor fucker's foreskin in her teeth while attempting to teabag the poor cunt. She needs a fucking good hard kick in her bastard coin purse. Hang on a moment. Are you from "glesga"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 Good nom, they looked like a right bunch of drooling spastics. They need tazering in the face the cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 12 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Hang on a moment. Are you from "glesga"? Yes. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 Just now, Rev said: Yes. Fucking hell. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 1 minute ago, Rev said: Yes. Do you not feel a bit exposed? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 Nope. Pooves and those of a disposition for fucking minors aren't made in Glasgow. They all come from East Kilbride and Wishaw. Twelve fingered cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 4 minutes ago, Rev said: Nope. Pooves and those of a disposition for fucking minors aren't made in Glasgow. They all come from East Kilbride and Wishaw. Twelve fingered cunts. East Kilbride is shite beyond belief. A mate of mine just moved there from woodlands to get "more space". Fucking madness, it's the step before being dead and gone. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 1 minute ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: East Kilbride is shite beyond belief. A mate of mine just moved there from woodlands to get "more space". Fucking madness, it's the step before being dead and gone. If it's a mindfuck you're after, Jacko's from Cambuslang. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 Just now, Cuntybaws said: If it's a mindfuck you're after, Jacko's from Cambuslang. Fucking hell. These places are utter shit. As I see it, it's simple- live in Scotland, live somewhere nice urban or very nice remote- both are not that expensive. These in between central belt shit holes? It's not that they're urban decay, they're just big housing tranches with fuck all else to do but eat, breathe and shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 18 hours ago, Rev said: Sturgeon-cunt used to be nick-named Gnasher around Dreghorn in her youth, because she caught some poor fucker's foreskin in her teeth while attempting to teabag the poor cunt. As I recall, every schoolgirl looked like this in Scotland in the eighties. Fellatio was the last thing on anyone's mind, especially after watching one of them demolish a deep-fried haggis supper. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: It's not that they're urban decay, they're just big housing tranches with fuck all else to do but eat, breathe and shit. "Choose Life". You know the rest of the speech... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: As I recall, every schoolgirl looked like this in Scotland in the eighties. Fellatio was the last thing on anyone's mind, especially after watching one of them demolish a deep-fried haggis supper. Mercy , you cunt, I'm trying to eat here. 1 minute ago, Cuntybaws said: "Choose Life". You know the rest of the speech... Easy, Franko. I see they're knocking together part two out at new studio in the purple sheep place. It's a shame Ewan Mcgregor is such a faggot now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 3 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Easy, Franko. I see they're knocking together part two out at new studio in the purple sheep place. It's a shame Ewan Mcgregor is such a faggot now. According to Boyle it won't be called "Porno" because you can't Google that at work. Challenge accepted! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 8, 2016 Report Share Posted May 8, 2016 I'm interested to see how he puts a spin on a bunch of now-old neds Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Lady Penelope Posted May 12, 2017 Report Share Posted May 12, 2017 On 07/05/2016 at 0:18 PM, Mrs Roops said: ....and they still won't shag you. Brilliant! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 19, 2019 Author Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 So policing in London is now being carried out by the medium of dance, with a bit of skateboarding thrown in for good measure. London is in the grip of a knifing epidemic, and the cunts are partying with kids. Well done Cressida Nodick, you useless lezzer. Ask the Gendarmerie National to demonstrate the use of water cannon, mace sprays, batons, and Sig-Sauers. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miles Posted April 19, 2019 Report Share Posted April 19, 2019 What about these cash machine robberies in Ireland using diggers .. surely it would be easier to use a cash card to get the money? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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