Cuntybaws Posted May 5, 2016 Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 59 minutes ago, luke swarm said: did you ever wake up with a sore backside on these blackouts Gypps........or a desire to swill your mouth out as your teeth kept sticking together. "Aw, bless, She's got kitten eyes, look." - Roger's Profanisaurus Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 5, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 1 hour ago, camberwell gypsy said: Entrance built into a wall That's usually the best place to have them bubs! Just occasionally I need to cunt myself. What a fucking idiot I have been. If you saw the thing, you'd know what I mean though, it's fucking weird. And shit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 5, 2016 Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 33 minutes ago, Bubbles said: More recently, WC, you are indeed correct. Bradford and Hull are continually the worst. Dung, before you piss your pants and cry, this is fact, even if still a cunting. Like I give a fuck, I live over 50 miles from either of those, and besides, even Claudia Schiffer has an arsehole. The UK has Wales, Yorkshire has Bradford, CC has you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 5, 2016 Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 48 minutes ago, Bubbles said: More recently, WC, you are indeed correct. Bradford and Hull are continually the worst. Dung, before you piss your pants and cry, this is fact, even if still a cunting. It's a Cunting Fact Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 5, 2016 Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 16 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Like I give a fuck, I live over 50 miles from either of those, and besides, even Claudia Schiffer has an arsehole. The UK has Wales, Yorkshire has Bradford, CC has you. Yorkshire has you, ya Cunt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 5, 2016 Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Yorkshire has you, ya Cunt ya cunt? You turned into some fucking southern hooray henry cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted May 5, 2016 Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 33 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: ya cunt? You turned into some fucking southern hooray henry cunt? I'm not sure comma ya cunt is all that posh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted May 5, 2016 Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 22 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I'm not sure comma ya cunt is all that posh. Apologies then, I thought you were doing an "okay yah" in manc accent. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest N/A Posted May 5, 2016 Report Share Posted May 5, 2016 9 hours ago, Punkape said: It's better than Stockport, Newton Heath or Wythenshawe. Take that comment back....Wythenshawe is a fantastic place that has no artistes, students or members of the royal family to ruin its status as the biggest council,estate in Europe. A monumental cunt up of socialist town planning putting the combined north wests cuntaholics all in one shitfest of a hell hole. Even scoucers send their worst relatives there which is what the Romans used to do with their relatives who they hated..send them to the overpriced over rated salty spunk float that is Bath. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 I just Googled Wythenshawe. The second most desirable place in the UK to live? Only Chelsea is more desirable... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 5 hours ago, deebom said: I just Googled Wythenshawe. The second most desirable place in the UK to live? Only Chelsea is more desirable... I see you're stoned again..... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 22 hours ago, Punkape said: It's better than Stockport, Newton Heath or Wythenshawe. Agreed... A nice place... There are a few cunts living there though... A bit like Pontypool... But with interesting buildings. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rev Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 There's an intellectual dwarf "cybernat" troll living in Bath. That's enough for me to raze the fucking place to the ground. If any of you find yourself in Bath after a night on the Absinthe, look the cunt up and feel free to stab the limp-wristed Hobbit-buggering bastard in the fucking teeth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 8 hours ago, Punkape said: I see you're stoned again..... Yep you cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 3 hours ago, deebom said: Yep you cunt. Yep ? The language of Bob Dylan et al........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 6, 2016 Report Share Posted May 6, 2016 9 minutes ago, Punkape said: Yep ? The language of Bob Dylan et al........ Weird Al? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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