Eddie Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 I am not talking about certain people grooming children in on line forums, however I had a call from a salesman yesterday, although all salesmen are cunts, this one moved it up a level. When I told him we were happy with our current provider he said "hash-tag awkward" , fucking hash-tag awkward the stupid fucking hash-tag cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 10 minutes ago, Eddie said: I am not talking about certain people grooming children in on line forums, however I had a call from a salesman yesterday, although all salesmen are cunts, this one moved it up a level. When I told him we were happy with our current provider he said "hash-tag awkward" , fucking hash-tag awkward the stupid fucking hash-tag cunt. You should have told him to "hashtag fuck off you (underlined) cunt. Did he open up by saying "How are you today"? I usually tell them I've got inoperable cervix cancer. That usually gets rid of them 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 These are the sort of cunts that talk stupidly to kids. Words like doggy woggy (racist cunts),wee wee or poo poo. Bunch of retarded cunts the fucking lot of them. No wonder alot of them grow up and stab you 20 years later. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Manky Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 I never get nuisance calls. I can never remember my own number so am not surprised the PPI industry can't remember either. Mrs Manky reckons I am such an obnoxious cunt that the cold callers got together and put me on the Telephone Preference Service database themselves Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 47 minutes ago, Snatch said: These are the sort of cunts that talk stupidly to kids. Words like doggy woggy (racist cunts),wee wee or poo poo. Bunch of retarded cunts the fucking lot of them. No wonder alot of them grow up and stab you 20 years later. Ooo, that reminds me I need a poo poo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 Dingy no like Deccy weccy, Silly Billy Sticky or Bub Bub. They bad men who make Dingy sad. Dingy likes best fwend MickyD. He laughs at Dingy's funnies and helps him with bad men bullies. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 2 hours ago, Eddie said: I am not talking about certain people grooming children in on line forums, however I had a call from a salesman yesterday, although all salesmen are cunts, this one moved it up a level. When I told him we were happy with our current provider he said "hash-tag awkward" , fucking hash-tag awkward the stupid fucking hash-tag cunt. I hope you're not noncing off Bubbles again!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 You may say that, I couldn't possibly comment. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 2 hours ago, Snatch said: These are the sort of cunts that talk stupidly to kids. Words like doggy woggy (racist cunts),wee wee or poo poo. Bunch of retarded cunts the fucking lot of them. No wonder alot of them grow up and stab you 20 years later. My name is Mikey Dee Dee and sometimes the bigger boys are meanies to me and call me grumpy the dwarf. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 I thought at first glance this nomination might be a dig at those fucking Haribo adverts, but cold-calling salesman who think they're down with the kids are cunts too. I blame every single fucking cunt in the entire fucking world who has any kind of social media presence for dumbing down what was, if we're honest, a pretty dumb fucking bunch of cunts in the first place. Are you on Twitter or Instagram, Bill? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 57 minutes ago, Decimus said: Dingy no like Deccy weccy, Silly Billy Sticky or Bub Bub. They bad men who make Dingy sad. Dingy likes best fwend MickyD. He laughs at Dingy's funnies and helps him with bad men bullies. You silly willy cunty wunty Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 24 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Are you on Twitter or Instagram, Bill? A cunt I may be, but a cunt of that magnitude I am not. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 I would also add to this, old men who drive cars that teenagers would love to have. An old cunt can just about get away with a db9 or a vantage, not a Lamborghini, Ferrari or at the other end a of the scale a Mitsubishi evo or Subaru. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 15 minutes ago, Eddie said: I would also add to this, old men who drive cars that teenagers would love to have. An old cunt can just about get away with a db9 or a vantage, not a Lamborghini, Ferrari or at the other end a of the scale a Mitsubishi evo or Subaru. Now you're having ago at fatty John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 Just now, Fatty said: Now you're having ago at fatty John Sorry Inspector fatty John Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 4 minutes ago, Fatty said: Sorry Inspector fatty John nope, he is on the get away with it list. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 3 hours ago, Eddie said: I am not talking about certain people grooming children in on line forums, however I had a call from a salesman yesterday, although all salesmen are cunts, this one moved it up a level. When I told him we were happy with our current provider he said "hash-tag awkward" , fucking hash-tag awkward the stupid fucking hash-tag cunt. # totes awks, surely? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddie Posted May 4, 2016 Author Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 2 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: # totes awks, surely? why you chatting shit and ting? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 1 hour ago, Decimus said: Dingy no like Deccy weccy, Silly Billy Sticky or Bub Bub. They bad men who make Dingy sad. Dingy likes best fwend MickyD. He laughs at Dingy's funnies and helps him with bad men bullies. 1 hour ago, Bill Stickers said: My name is Mikey Dee Dee and sometimes the bigger boys are meanies to me and call me grumpy the dwarf. ....shock and awe from Decs and his one man cadet force, commanded by Brevet L/Cpl Bill "Unleash Hell" Stickers. Hard hats on! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 49 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: ....shock and awe from Decs and his one man cadet force, commanded by Brevet L/Cpl Bill "Unleash Hell" Stickers. Hard hats on! Fancy nominating something you thrashed out old munter? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mrs Roops Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 8 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Fancy nominating something you thrashed out old munter? Ask nicely and we'll see what happens...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 4 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Ask nicely and we'll see what happens...... Stickers & nicely, are you mad??? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 44 minutes ago, Mrs Roops said: Ask nicely and we'll see what happens...... Rather toss off my old man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 46 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Rather toss off my old man. What, than roops? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted May 4, 2016 Report Share Posted May 4, 2016 1 hour ago, Mrs Roops said: Ask nicely and we'll see what happens...... Please nom something, you complete and utter boring twat. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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