Guest N/A Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 Is it me or does Samantha Cameron give you the fucking horn? In some photographs and TV appearances she can look like a filthy elegant milf gagging for cock. Then in the next shot she immediately disappoints me tremendously by looking like a fucking horse in the Aintree winning enclosure that's just noshed a carrot. She intrigues me with her slutty ankle tattoo which illudes to her having one on the left butt cheek ...saying slap me hard big boy. Having been to Marlborough school for upwardly mobile sluts and whores along with Queen Spanky Middleton you simple cannot avoid the thought of lezzer tendencies, so she would be up for a fmf three way for sure. She is of course from a long lineage of sluts who have remained in the upper class spunk swallowing firing line since Charles II splashed a load across her great gran mamas regal face in the 17th century. Keeping up that heritage she met David via his sister whom she schooled with. Holidaying with the Cameron's as you do at 16 in Tuscany. Clearly she realised she was onto a winner and sucked him off every night for 6 years until he eventually needed a breather, so married her. The blow jojobas stopping immediately as we all know. She is obviously a thick gullible cunt who would be easy to order around having only got a GCSE in fine art after fucking £10s thousands of pounds worth of education at the finest slut factory in the world. Still she won celebrity bake off so after a long night on the nest you could kick her out and like a good'un she would be able to put a pan of chips on before she left. All this wrapped up with Boris regularly parking his bicycle round the back of number 10 and it leaves me thinking. Sam Cam....you filthy cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 30, 2016 Report Share Posted April 30, 2016 17 minutes ago, Monumental cunt said: Is it me or does Samantha Cameron give you the fucking horn? In some photographs and TV appearances she can look like a filthy elegant milf gagging for cock. Then in the next shot she immediately disappoints me tremendously by looking like a fucking horse in the Aintree winning enclosure that's just noshed a carrot. She intrigues me with her slutty ankle tattoo which illudes to her having one on the left butt cheek ...saying slap me hard big boy. Having been to Marlborough school for upwardly mobile sluts and whores along with Queen Spanky Middleton you simple cannot avoid the thought of lezzer tendencies, so she would be up for a fmf three way for sure. She is of course from a long lineage of sluts who have remained in the upper class spunk swallowing firing line since Charles II splashed a load across her great gran mamas regal face in the 17th century. Keeping up that heritage she met David via his sister whom she schooled with. Holidaying with the Cameron's as you do at 16 in Tuscany. Clearly she realised she was onto a winner and sucked him off every night for 6 years until he eventually needed a breather, so married her. The blow jojobas stopping immediately as we all know. She is obviously a thick gullible cunt who would be easy to order around having only got a GCSE in fine art after fucking £10s thousands of pounds worth of education at the finest slut factory in the world. Still she won celebrity bake off so after a long night on the nest you could kick her out and like a good'un she would be able to put a pan of chips on before she left. All this wrapped up with Boris regularly parking his bicycle round the back of number 10 and it leaves me thinking. Sam Cam....you filthy cunt. Are you Mike Strutter? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 30, 2016 Report Share Posted April 30, 2016 All women are beautiful, even the ugly ones* * This does NOT include Janet Street-Porter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 30, 2016 Report Share Posted April 30, 2016 Sam Cameron...quite easy on the eye Monumental Cunt......unlike your writing style which is very hard work Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 30, 2016 Report Share Posted April 30, 2016 6 hours ago, Properkhunt said: No Poof 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Neil Posted April 30, 2016 Report Share Posted April 30, 2016 I refer the honourable gentlemen to the answer I gave ......er....always 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 30, 2016 Report Share Posted April 30, 2016 3 minutes ago, neil298 said: I refer the honourable gentlemen to the answer I gave ......er....always I didn't even expect you to comment on this one. I'm not saying it was a foregone conclusion but....... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 30, 2016 Report Share Posted April 30, 2016 So what's the actual question here? Would you fuck her? Would you set her on fire? If both, in which order? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 30, 2016 Report Share Posted April 30, 2016 4 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: So what's the actual question here? Would you fuck her? Would you set her on fire? If both, in which order? Or set her on fire while fucking her? Now that would take some friction, and I'm afraid I would have finished and be sleeping long before then. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 30, 2016 Report Share Posted April 30, 2016 This new cunt is growing on me. I feel, stylistically, he is the Corner's answer to Jack Kerouac. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 30, 2016 Report Share Posted April 30, 2016 1 minute ago, Bill Stickers said: This new cunt is growing on me. I feel, stylistically, he is the Corner's answer to Jack Kerouac. Careful Bill, you'll end up liking people and get called weak. And apparently that's my job. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 30, 2016 Report Share Posted April 30, 2016 Just now, MikeD said: Careful Bill, you'll end up liking people and get called weak. And apparently that's my job. Mike, I'd prefer if you didn't address me directly. If there's anything you want to ask in future, please PM Bubbles who will vet your query. Due to the high volume of inquiries, I cannot guarantee a response. Essentially, 'don't call us, we'll call you'. There's a good chap. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 30, 2016 Report Share Posted April 30, 2016 2 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Mike, I'd prefer if you didn't address me directly. If there's anything you want to ask in future, please PM Bubbles who will vet your query. Due to the high volume of inquiries, I cannot guarantee a response. Essentially, 'don't call us, we'll call you'. There's a good chap. Sorry, I should have known. But as it's difficult to get mail sent to reception on the AIDS ward I thought I'd give it a go. I'll know for future though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 30, 2016 Report Share Posted April 30, 2016 55 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: Mike, I'd prefer if you didn't address me directly. If there's anything you want to ask in future, please PM Bubbles who will vet your query. Due to the high volume of inquiries, I cannot guarantee a response. Essentially, 'don't call us, we'll call you'. There's a good chap. Billy, I'm nobody's lacky, but for the record, I've set up a permanent 'out of office' rule should Mike or Dung ever message me. I've referred them to contact roops in the hope they will form some sort of tedium triumvirate and either bore each other to death or explode in an autistically-fueled gag-laden multi-quote bonanza. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 30, 2016 Report Share Posted April 30, 2016 2 hours ago, neil298 said: I refer the honourable gentlemen to the answer I gave ......er....always 2 hours ago, MikeD said: I didn't even expect you to comment on this one. I'm not saying it was a foregone conclusion but....... I'm disappointed Neil hasn't done the usual tradesmens reference.... slacking cunt... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 30, 2016 Report Share Posted April 30, 2016 6 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: All women are beautiful, even the ugly ones* * This does NOT include Janet Street-Porter Ding, I sincerely hope that you are taking your caravan for a bank holiday break at some God awful Bridlington camping site and die on route in a horrific 12 car pile up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 30, 2016 Report Share Posted April 30, 2016 7 hours ago, DingTheRioja said: All women are beautiful, even the ugly ones* * This does NOT include Janet Street-Porter Does that include Grayson Perry? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 30, 2016 Report Share Posted April 30, 2016 3 hours ago, Bubbles said: Billy, I'm nobody's lacky, but for the record, I've set up a permanent 'out of office' rule should Mike or Dung ever message me. I've referred them to contact roops in the hope they will form some sort of tedium triumvirate and either bore each other to death or explode in an autistically-fueled gag-laden multi-quote bonanza. Not chatting today then? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 30, 2016 Report Share Posted April 30, 2016 14 minutes ago, MikeD said: Not chatting today then? When speaking to me, mikey, please ensure any correspondence starts with 'Dear Mr Bubbles' or simply 'Dear Sir'. Know your place, you stunted little cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 30, 2016 Report Share Posted April 30, 2016 1 hour ago, Bubbles said: When speaking to me, mikey, please ensure any correspondence starts with 'Dear Mr Bubbles' or simply 'Dear Sir'. Know your place, you stunted little cunt. You're really not well, are you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 30, 2016 Report Share Posted April 30, 2016 Having read this article..... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-36176991 ...and not reading any shit from Dung for a while, I've been praying to a higher power that there is only one unbearably boring cunt left to deal with. Fancy a flying lesson, mickey? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 30, 2016 Report Share Posted April 30, 2016 I'd fuck her ragged, if only boris hadn't been there already. The thought of stirring that utter cunts porridge turns my stomach. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 30, 2016 Report Share Posted April 30, 2016 46 minutes ago, scotty said: I'd fuck her ragged, if only boris hadn't been there already. The thought of stirring that utter cunts porridge turns my stomach. But stirring Cameron's is okay by you, Scotty? By the way, can you be ready for your stand-up routine about 9pm at tonight's Eyes Wide Shut Bukkake Bingo? Quincy will PM you the coordinates. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 30, 2016 Report Share Posted April 30, 2016 4 hours ago, Decimus said: Ding, I sincerely hope that you are taking your caravan for a bank holiday break at some God awful Bridlington camping site and die on route in a horrific 12 car pile up. Predictable cunt aren't you? 4 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: Does that include Grayson Perry? I'm not into beastiality, thank you very much. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 30, 2016 Report Share Posted April 30, 2016 1 hour ago, Bubbles said: Having read this article..... http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-36176991 ...and not reading any shit from Dung for a while, I've been praying to a higher power that there is only one unbearably boring cunt left to deal with. Fancy a flying lesson, mickey? No, but I did see the police heli on its way, is that good enough for you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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