Guest BrothersQuim Posted April 28, 2016 Report Share Posted April 28, 2016 7 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: Do you work in an abattoir? No, but it would look like one if I didn't get that 5 minutes to quell my rage. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 10 hours ago, camberwell gypsy said: The mayor of Hiroshima's last were "Cor! What the fuck was that"? I thought he asked his missus if the earth moved for her as well.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 19 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: I thought he asked his missus if the earth moved for her as well.... Statistically speaking, besides Mike and the family D, Japs have the smallest penis size on average in the world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 2 minutes ago, Decimus said: Statistically speaking, besides Mike and the family D, Japs have the smallest penis size on average in the world. Mike's head is no larger than a walnut. Is there a medical term for this? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 4 minutes ago, Frank said: Mike's head is no larger than a walnut. Is there a medical term for this? Have you arrived straight at walnuts. or did I somehow miss a Zika virus tangent? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 10 minutes ago, Frank said: Mike's head is no larger than a walnut. Is there a medical term for this? More learned types than me would define it as microcephaly. But as his tiny head is in proportion to his equally tiny body, I assume that he is part of a surving grampian branch of Homo floresiensis. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 11 minutes ago, Frank said: Mike's head is no larger than a walnut. Is there a medical term for this? i thought it was the same size as a football on account of all the people that want to kick it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frank Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 15 minutes ago, Cuntybaws said: Have you arrived straight at walnuts. or did I somehow miss a Zika virus tangent? Nothing exotic like that, baws. Last week mike's head was a tennis ball, this week it's a walnut. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Fatty Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 17 hours ago, nobgobbler said: No. It's a filthy habit and you will probably die horribly. Would you gobble my nob, nobgobbler Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 I don't often smoke nowadays, but what used to annoy me was when some cunt cadged one off me then immediately complained that it had a filter tip and tore off said filter before sparking up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 1 hour ago, Fatty said: Would you gobble my nob, nobgobbler No. It's a filthy habit, and you will probably die horribly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 1 hour ago, scotty said: I don't often smoke nowadays, but what used to annoy me was when some cunt cadged one off me then immediately complained that it had a filter tip and tore off said filter before sparking up. One of my brothers used to make the skinniest roll ups imaginable. It took him longer to roll it up than it did to smoke it the daft cunt. Don't know why he bothered. Actually, I don't know why anybody bothers smoking, apart from some of the cock smokers on here that is. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 1 hour ago, nobgobbler said: One of my brothers used to make the skinniest roll ups imaginable. It took him longer to roll it up than it did to smoke it the daft cunt. Don't know why he bothered. Actually, I don't know why anybody bothers smoking, apart from some of the cock smokers on here that is. You've got to try and make your baccy last when in the nick. Isn't he on Rolf's wing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 12 minutes ago, Gurt said: You've got to try and make your baccy last when in the nick. Isn't he on Rolf's wing? Gurters, what the fuck do you think you're playing at? You've skulked in your dank lair for the best part of a month, then you swan back in with cock in hand without so much as an explanation. Quincy has been worried sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 Been busy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 13 minutes ago, Gurt said: Been busy You've been on the Roops site again, haven't you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 I've been thinking of something to say about this Gurt, but you have genuinely shocked me into silence. Words fucking fail me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 46 minutes ago, Decimus said: I've been thinking of something to say about this Gurt, but you have genuinely shocked me into silence. Words fucking fail me. Can't say that too often... Think this brings closure to a lot of Frank's/dings/punks posts Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 That, is the most horrifying thing I have ever seen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 23 minutes ago, Gurt said: Can't say that too often... Think this brings closure to a lot of Frank's/dings/punks posts What I don't understand is, why the gash has been blurred out, as if that could possibly be the most disturbing and perverse part of the picture as opposed to everything else in it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 I remember this picture from the early days of the web. I believe someone actually registered the domain tubgirl.com and the site was just that picture. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Gurt Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 15 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: I remember this picture from the early days of the web. I believe someone actually registered the domain tubgirl.com and the site was just that picture. Did it inspire you to give it a try bill? I would but my ears always get blocked even from swimming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 2 hours ago, Gurt said: Been busy Now we know what happened to ProfB. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 1 hour ago, Ape said: That, is the most horrifying thing I have ever seen. Including your wife ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 29, 2016 Report Share Posted April 29, 2016 3 hours ago, Gurt said: You've got to try and make your baccy last when in the nick. Isn't he on Rolf's wing? Err, no, he's dead. That'll teach him for bullying me when I was a kid. Never did like the cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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