Guest MikeD Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: I havn't fucking phoned it. It's probably a premium rate perverts line. You phone it.... No thanks, I don't fancy chatting to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 7 minutes ago, Agentpeanut said: It's your mums. I should know, I've dialed the fucker so many times, it's practacally seared onto my brain. Those posh slags love a bit of hard proletariat cock. My Mother doesn't have a mobile. Tosser. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 11 minutes ago, Punkape said: My Mother doesn't have a mobile. Tosser. Well, she doesn't since I stuck it up her shit hole. Lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 24, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 14 minutes ago, Punkape said: My Mother doesn't have a mobile. Tosser. I suggest you are the tosser as you did not pick up Peabrain's spelling error. Practacally , where was he educated , Nigeria ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 8 minutes ago, Agentpeanut said: Well, she doesn't since I stuck it up her shit hole. Lol. She's never had one fuckwit. I presume you're illegitimate as well as thick as pigshit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 5 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: I suggest you are the tosser as you did not pick up Peabrain's spelling error. Practacally , where was he educated , Nigeria ? Are you in Abouja tonight or Lagos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 4 minutes ago, Punkape said: She's never had one fuckwit. I presume you're illegitimate as well as thick as pigshit. Speaking of shit, she seemed to really like it when I dumped a log down her throat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 2 minutes ago, Agentpeanut said: Speaking of shit, she seemed to really like it when I dumped a log down her throat. Another thick, demented pervert on the loose. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 33 minutes ago, Punkape said: My Mother doesn't have a mobile. Tosser. She booty-calls me from a mobile. Maybe she just didn't give you the number as she hates speaking to you? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 8 hours ago, Manky said: Bear baiting was banned in 1835. Spunkape baiting is the only sport where I can pick on a poor wretched creature for my enjoyment. It's like trying to pull the legs off an elastic spider, they just keep snapping back. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Ahriman Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 3 minutes ago, Punkape said: Another thick, demented pervert on the loose. That's practically the entire membership of this site, and that's why you love us, you limp dicked little ponce. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 4 hours ago, MikeD said: No thanks, I don't fancy chatting to you. He walked into that one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 24, 2016 Report Share Posted April 24, 2016 4 hours ago, Agentpeanut said: That's practically the entire membership of this site, and that's why you love us, you limp dicked little ponce. I'm not thick. Dizzy but not thick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Drew P Pissflaps Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 Prince would have been 58........if he had died next year instead of last Thursday. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 13 hours ago, Drew P Pissflaps said: Prince would have been 58........if he had died next year instead of last Thursday. He'd still be alive if he hadn't died. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 10 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: He'd still be alive if he hadn't died. Then all this stuff on here wouldn't make any sense... oh.. hang on.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 If I had been born in 1575 instead of 1975, I would be 540 instead of 40... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 11 minutes ago, deebom said: If I had been born in 1575 instead of 1975, I would be 540 instead of 40... I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel, and I am immortal. There can be only one. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 25, 2016 Report Share Posted April 25, 2016 12 minutes ago, deebom said: If I had been born in 1575 instead of 1975, I would be 540 instead of 40... On drugs as usual. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 26, 2016 Report Share Posted April 26, 2016 19 hours ago, Cuntybaws said: I am Connor MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod. I was born in 1518 in the village of Glenfinnan on the shores of Loch Shiel, and I am immortal. There can be only one. Your not quite telling the truth are you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest deebom Posted April 26, 2016 Report Share Posted April 26, 2016 23 hours ago, Punkape said: On drugs as usual. Not today, but you are permanently addled you fishwives favorite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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