Witheredscrote Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 Why the fuck is it that when a celebrity dies we are made to suffer the likes of Jimmy Tarbrush , Esther fucking rancid Rancid and Bruce Foreskin etc wittering on about how wonderful the stiff was and that EVERYBODY loved them. A school kid dies , the head teacher , complete with sad face ' She was a model pupil , hard working , humorous and well liked by ALL the other pupils'. Neighbours placing obligatory flowers , shit teddy bears and crayoned cards , turning to the camera with tears in their eyes saying ' Such a lovely neighbour , such a pretty girl ( so if she were ugly she deserved to die ? ) and EVERYBODY will miss her'. No you hypocritical cunts , not everybody , not all people loved and liked them . When I die I want people , if they knew me , to be honest. Cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 I'm already working on your eulogy....... "Withers, fucking who?" The End. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 Yes, but I never heard a bad word about her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 11 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Why the fuck is it that when a celebrity dies we are made to suffer the likes of Jimmy Tarbrush , Esther fucking rancid Rancid and Bruce Foreskin etc wittering on about how wonderful the stiff was and that EVERYBODY loved them. A school kid dies , the head teacher , complete with sad face ' She was a model pupil , hard working , humorous and well liked by ALL the other pupils'. Neighbours placing obligatory flowers , shit teddy bears and crayoned cards , turning to the camera with tears in their eyes saying ' Such a lovely neighbour , such a pretty girl ( so if she were ugly she deserved to die ? ) and EVERYBODY will miss her'. No you hypocritical cunts , not everybody , not all people loved and liked them . When I die I want people , if they knew me , to be honest. Cunts. More fucking Morrisey shite. Fuck off withers and sober up you French fucking poodle. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 Just now, Quincy Cockfingers said: More fucking Morrisey shite. Fuck off withers and sober up you French fucking poodle. Now that Hans Moleman Gurt has passed, would you like to say some kind words? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: More fucking Morrisey shite. Fuck off withers and sober up you French fucking poodle. 2 minutes ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: More fucking Morrisey shite. Fuck off withers and sober up you French fucking poodle. ' Quincy , he came , he snorted , he died ' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 Just now, Decimus said: Now that Hans Moleman Gurt has passed, would you like to say some kind words? "We are gathered here today to throw the only mortal remains of the departed Gurt, into a wood chipper, to be scattered to the four winds now, as we would have wished on him in life. Fuck off Gurt, you'll be sorely missed. Ashes to ashes, Gurt to Pulp, Amen." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 6 hours ago, witheredscrote said: Why the fuck is it that when a celebrity dies we are made to suffer the likes of Jimmy Tarbrush , Esther fucking rancid Rancid and Bruce Foreskin etc wittering on about how wonderful the stiff was and that EVERYBODY loved them. A school kid dies , the head teacher , complete with sad face ' She was a model pupil , hard working , humorous and well liked by ALL the other pupils'. Neighbours placing obligatory flowers , shit teddy bears and crayoned cards , turning to the camera with tears in their eyes saying ' Such a lovely neighbour , such a pretty girl ( so if she were ugly she deserved to die ? ) and EVERYBODY will miss her'. No you hypocritical cunts , not everybody , not all people loved and liked them . When I die I want people , if they knew me , to be honest. Cunts. I thought Witherescrote was an absolute cunt, not to be trusted and a thieving bastard to boot. And he kept brushing up against my tits! Hows that Withers? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 21, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 30 minutes ago, camberwell gypsy said: I thought Witherescrote was an absolute cunt, not to be trusted and a thieving bastard to boot. And he kept brushing up against my tits! Hows that Withers? Its a start , if you could just mention a bit of minge fingering that would be good... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 13 minutes ago, witheredscrote said: Its a start , if you could just mention a bit of minge fingering that would be good... I'll leave that with Roops and Gobbler to mention that 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 11 hours ago, witheredscrote said: Why the fuck is it that when a celebrity dies we are made to suffer the likes of Jimmy Tarbrush , Esther fucking rancid Rancid and Bruce Foreskin etc wittering on about how wonderful the stiff was and that EVERYBODY loved them. A school kid dies , the head teacher , complete with sad face ' She was a model pupil , hard working , humorous and well liked by ALL the other pupils'. Neighbours placing obligatory flowers , shit teddy bears and crayoned cards , turning to the camera with tears in their eyes saying ' Such a lovely neighbour , such a pretty girl ( so if she were ugly she deserved to die ? ) and EVERYBODY will miss her'. No you hypocritical cunts , not everybody , not all people loved and liked them . When I die I want people , if they knew me , to be honest. Cunts. You're assuming people will care. At best, some cunts might be curious about the hole in the ground and the shoddily constructed box sitting above it. Hopefully, the onlookers will have the good taste to refrain from taking a huge steaming shite in the hole before you're lowered in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 3 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: You're assuming people will care. At best, some cunts might be curious about the hole in the ground and the shoddily constructed box sitting above it. Hopefully, the onlookers will have the good taste to refrain from taking a huge steaming shite in the hole before you're lowered in. Thats only cos they would trust him not to try and scuttle one up their back passage even whilest dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 32 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: Thats only cos they would trust him not to try and scuttle one up their back passage even whilest dead. I wish you were dead. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 8 hours ago, Quincy Cockfingers said: I wish you were dead. We can't all have what we wish for now can we? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 5 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: We can't all have what we wish for now can we? Still, wishing is free, and nobody can live without hope. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 7 minutes ago, DingTheRioja said: We can't all have what we wish for now can we? Indeed. If we could, you'd look like your fantasy, a sculpted Nordic beserker, instead of a drink bloated, geriatric Hagar The Horrible. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 7 hours ago, Decimus said: Indeed. If we could, you'd look like your fantasy, a sculpted Nordic beserker, instead of a drink bloated, geriatric Hagar The Horrible. You mean this? No, he's got more hair on his chin and less on his head than me, otherwise not far off... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 On 21 April 2016 at 8:38 AM, witheredscrote said: Why the fuck is it that when a celebrity dies we are made to suffer the likes of Jimmy Tarbrush , Esther fucking rancid Rancid and Bruce Foreskin etc wittering on about how wonderful the stiff was and that EVERYBODY loved them. A school kid dies , the head teacher , complete with sad face ' She was a model pupil , hard working , humorous and well liked by ALL the other pupils'. Neighbours placing obligatory flowers , shit teddy bears and crayoned cards , turning to the camera with tears in their eyes saying ' Such a lovely neighbour , such a pretty girl ( so if she were ugly she deserved to die ? ) and EVERYBODY will miss her'. No you hypocritical cunts , not everybody , not all people loved and liked them . When I die I want people , if they knew me , to be honest. Cunts. If you died there would be a huge party and celebration. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubba C Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 2 minutes ago, Punkape said: If you died there would be a huge party and celebration. Tesco buffet no doubt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Earl of Punkape Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 50 minutes ago, Bubbles said: Tesco buffet no doubt? You're obviously familiar with such a grotesque repast. Swarm is just a constipated sodomite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 Percy Sledge is the next to go, at 74. Apparently he went downhill fast. Why is it never that cunt Phil fucking Collins? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Bill Stickers Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 22 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: You're assuming people will care. At best, some cunts might be curious about the hole in the ground and the shoddily constructed box sitting above it. Hopefully, the onlookers will have the good taste to refrain from taking a huge steaming shite in the hole before you're lowered in. If it makes him feel any better, I'd like withers to know I would definitely shit on his grave. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 26 minutes ago, Bill Stickers said: If it makes him feel any better, I'd like withers to know I would definitely shit on his grave. Thank you William , that means a lot coming from you . I just admire sincerity. I would really appreciate you reading the eulogy and then shitting on the coffin right at the end of the service. I am being cremated by the way. Bon chance Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest nobgobbler Posted April 22, 2016 Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 On 21/04/2016 at 3:12 PM, witheredscrote said: Its a start , if you could just mention a bit of minge fingering that would be good... Uncle Withers touched my woo. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 22, 2016 Author Report Share Posted April 22, 2016 7 minutes ago, nobgobbler said: Uncle Withers touched my woo. Steady girl , I don't want an enraged Frank calling round to see me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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