Ape™️ Posted April 5, 2019 Report Share Posted April 5, 2019 This deluded spastic was apparently responsible for “bending” a pipe in the House of Commons, causing it to rupture, bringing proceedings to a halt yesterday afternoon. If that’s the case the repair and cleanup bill should be sent to the stupid Israeli wanker. What a total prick. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 5, 2019 Report Share Posted April 5, 2019 1 hour ago, Ape said: This deluded spastic was apparently responsible for “bending” a pipe in the House of Commons, causing it to rupture, bringing proceedings to a halt yesterday afternoon. If that’s the case the repair and cleanup bill should be sent to the stupid Israeli wanker. What a total prick. In terms of sheer cuntitude, he's still got a long way to go to beat his involvement in this: Simultaneously the worst and best thing I've ever seen on television. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 5, 2019 Report Share Posted April 5, 2019 18 minutes ago, Decimus said: In terms of sheer cuntitude, he's still got a long way to go to beat his involvement in this: Simultaneously the worst and best thing I've ever seen on television. Breathtaking television. The perfect thing to follow that might be a June Sarpong and David Lammy sex tape followed by mass projectile vomiting by the entire audience Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 5, 2019 Report Share Posted April 5, 2019 2 minutes ago, King Billy said: Breathtaking television. The perfect thing to follow that might be a June Sarpong and David Lammy sex tape followed by mass projectile vomiting by the entire audience Funny you should say that, fucking Sarpong hosted it! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 5, 2019 Report Share Posted April 5, 2019 4 minutes ago, Decimus said: Funny you should say that, fucking Sarpong hosted it! I absolutely detest June Sarpong. Whiny, nasal crackhead voice, zero personality or quantifiable talent. I wonder how she managed to find work in the media.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Eric Cuntman Posted April 5, 2019 Report Share Posted April 5, 2019 8 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: Viz, I assume? This should resonate with DWF, who has been missing for some time. Perchance he has finally realised his theatrical ambitions, and been cast in 'Hamlet', at last playing the 'Great Dane'. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 5, 2019 Report Share Posted April 5, 2019 12 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Viz, I assume? This should resonate with DWF, who has been missing for some time. Perchance he has finally realised his theatrical ambitions, and been cast in 'Hamlet', at last playing the 'Great Dane'. I of course thought of DWF, however CC restrictions prevent such a thing, albeit and suffice to say that he can bend alright, to the level of a Pekinese. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 5, 2019 Report Share Posted April 5, 2019 Uri Geller ‘Spoon bender. Why do they always put ‘spoon’ in this description? Waste of good printers ink if you ask me. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 5, 2019 Report Share Posted April 5, 2019 45 minutes ago, Decimus said: Funny you should say that, fucking Sarpong hosted it! Nice girl but I wouldn’t give her a bite of my apple Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 5, 2019 Report Share Posted April 5, 2019 36 minutes ago, 'eavensabove said: This cunts shit pipe has had so much action I would think he could pass bar stools, never mind dog stools Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 5, 2019 Report Share Posted April 5, 2019 8 minutes ago, King Billy said: This cunts shit pipe has had so much action I would think he could pass bar stools, never mind dog stools Correct. You've obviously met D W Fwanky. It was only a question of time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 5, 2019 Report Share Posted April 5, 2019 10 minutes ago, King Billy said: Nice girl but I wouldn’t give her a bite of my apple Nice girl?? As opposed to what? Every other junkie skank, sat on their dealers filthy settee in a council squat, waiting for his customers to fuck off so she can suck his cock for a 0.2 gram rock. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ratcum Posted April 5, 2019 Report Share Posted April 5, 2019 all these cunts are degenerate and should be disposed of. Pedlars, tricksters and shysters the lot of 'em Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 'eavensabove Posted April 5, 2019 Report Share Posted April 5, 2019 Just now, ratcum said: all these cunts are degenerate and should be disposed of. Pedlars, tricksters and shysters the lot of 'em So are all of the other cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 5, 2019 Report Share Posted April 5, 2019 5 minutes ago, ratcum said: all these cunts are degenerate and should be disposed of. Pedlars, tricksters and shysters the lot of 'em Remember that little fat one, Mr Shorovsky, the piano teacher out of Fame? That sneaky dog popularised himself by looking like Father Christmas. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 5, 2019 Report Share Posted April 5, 2019 18 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Nice girl?? As opposed to what? Every other junkie skank, sat on their dealers filthy settee in a council squat, waiting for his customers to fuck off so she can suck his cock for a 0.2 gram rock. Yeah I suppose all those minor character defects do sort of make her not really a nice girl, more of a shitty arsed, gobby mouthed, crack whore. I’ve got that cunt all wrong. Gonna look more closely at these gobshites in future. I’ve been letting all these fucking bottom feeders and fucktards off too lightly. No more Mr Nice Guy.Cheers Eric 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 5, 2019 Report Share Posted April 5, 2019 16 minutes ago, Eric Cuntman said: Remember that little fat one, Mr Shorovsky, the piano teacher out of Fame? That sneaky dog popularised himself by looking like Father Christmas. FLAME 🔥 You’re all gonna burn forever. You’re all gonna learn how to die. Oooooh Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eric Cuntman Posted April 5, 2019 Report Share Posted April 5, 2019 6 minutes ago, King Billy said: FLAME 🔥 You’re all gonna burn forever. You’re all gonna learn how to die. Oooooh Leroy Johnson. voted student most likely to be convicted of a drug related stabbing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
and Posted April 5, 2019 Report Share Posted April 5, 2019 1 hour ago, Eric Cuntman said: I wonder how she managed to find work in the media.... Uri had a hand in it (right up to his elbow!) 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 5, 2019 Report Share Posted April 5, 2019 32 minutes ago, cooze said: Uri had a hand in it (right up to his elbow!) Here he is, Greyfriars Bobby! The next time you're bashing one out in the shadows at Battersea dogs home, make sure you do the windmill with your Chappie-stinking cock within the vicinity of the angriest pitbull in the establishment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 5, 2019 Report Share Posted April 5, 2019 He’d have made a great living as a panel beater. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 5, 2019 Report Share Posted April 5, 2019 2 hours ago, 'eavensabove said: I love correspondents name. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
King Billy Posted April 5, 2019 Report Share Posted April 5, 2019 8 minutes ago, cuntspotter said: He’d have made a great living as a panel beater. And shirt lifter Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
camberwell gypsy Posted April 5, 2019 Report Share Posted April 5, 2019 1 hour ago, King Billy said: Uri Geller ‘Spoon bender. Why do they always put ‘spoon’ in this description? Waste of good printers ink if you ask me. 'Cunt' would save a hell of a lot more. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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