Guest JackoTC Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 23 hours ago, luke swarm said: What do we have now....fucking nothing...zilch. Uncouth ill educated, ill bred cunts...some of them no doubt darkies, Welsh or even worse Now that Luke, is quality cunting. I doff my cap to you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 20 hours ago, Frank said: Their playing "Echo Beach' on radio 2, Jackie. Dance with me you dopey dunce. Can't. Brings a tear to my eye. Was my first love's favourite tune............the fucking slag. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 6 minutes ago, JackoTC said: Can't. Brings a tear to my eye. Was my first love's favourite tune............the fucking slag. Did she have an echo cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Snatch Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 Just now, Ape said: Did she have an echo cunt? Theres no need to call Jacko a cunt. Oh,hang on........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 Just now, Ape said: Did she have an echo cunt? That's just nasty Ape. The last few minutes have been an emotional rollercoaster for me. I thought I had gotten over her. She's not the beauty she was, though that may just be the blurry glare from my night vision goggles. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 37 minutes ago, JackoTC said: That's just nasty Ape. The last few minutes have been an emotional rollercoaster for me. I thought I had gotten over her. She's not the beauty she was, though that may just be the blurry glare from my night vision goggles. That's all very well, but did she have a massive cunt? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 32 minutes ago, Ape said: That's all very well, but did she have a massive cunt? Yes, Jacko. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 1 hour ago, Ape said: That's all very well, but did she have a massive cunt? MikeD answered that better than I ever could........ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 1 hour ago, MikeD said: 25 minutes ago, JackoTC said: MikeD answered that better than I ever could........ For fucks sake Jacko or whoever you are.....stop this pathetic fawning and either get cunting again or piss off until you have regained control of yourself...I do not come on here to exchange pleasantries and feel-good compliments . Apparently you were some kind of respectable cunt in the past but now its just a fucking poor joke. Pick yourself up man and stop all this Franklike toss as its getting cringeworthy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 1 minute ago, luke swarm said: For fucks sake Jacko or whoever you are.....stop this pathetic fawning and either get cunting again or piss off until you have regained control of yourself...I do not come on here to exchange pleasantries and feel-good compliments . Apparently you were some kind of respectable cunt in the past but now its just a fucking poor joke. Pick yourself up man and stop all this Franklike toss as its getting cringeworthy. Hey cunt, leave him alone! It's not often I get a compliment for a one-liner so let me have my moment of glory, you selfish fucker! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest luke swarm Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 1 minute ago, MikeD said: Hey cunt, leave him alone! It's not often I get a compliment for a one-liner so let me have my moment of glory, you selfish fucker! well he had to be told Mike.....Jacko/Frank were starting to merge into one horribly pathetic entity. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 Just now, luke swarm said: well he had to be told Mike.....Jacko/Frank were starting to merge into one horribly pathetic entity. Are you suggesting there's a multi-id going on here? As if. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 10 minutes ago, MikeD said: Are you suggesting there's a multi-id going on here? As if. Shut your fucking mouth, you stupid little cunt. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest JackoTC Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 1 hour ago, luke swarm said: For fucks sake Jacko or whoever you are.....stop this pathetic fawning and either get cunting again or piss off until you have regained control of yourself...I do not come on here to exchange pleasantries and feel-good compliments . Apparently you were some kind of respectable cunt in the past but now its just a fucking poor joke. Pick yourself up man and stop all this Franklike toss as its getting cringeworthy. I can't keep up the pretence any longer. I'm a fucking shambles. I am once again in the vice like grip of the fucking rotten drink. I apologise to you Luke for any past indiscretions. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest MikeD Posted April 16, 2016 Report Share Posted April 16, 2016 57 minutes ago, Decimus said: Shut your fucking mouth, you stupid little cunt. Or you'll do what, exactly? You've tried this before, you desperate prick. What you doing tonight, looking after the kids? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cuntybaws Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 15 hours ago, Decimus said: I'm an out and proud yellow. But I do agree with you about Celtic and Rangers, I can't fucking stand them, especially Celtic actually after a run in with some of their cunt fans in Norwich. Go on, Bawsey, give us a clue. My money is on partick. Kingsley is a cunt! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest DingTheRioja Posted April 17, 2016 Report Share Posted April 17, 2016 On 16/04/2016 at 6:03 PM, Decimus said: Shut your fucking mouth, you stupid little cunt. Sounds like daddy came home from the pub early.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 On 4/16/2016 at 2:00 AM, Ape said: Something you fail miserably at, you utter creep. Someday, you might try standing on your own, rather than riding on Decimus' rancid reputation. Without him, you're nothing at all. Fuck off and die, Dapps, and I mean that with no due respect, you total fucking shit bucket. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Quincy Cockfingers Posted April 18, 2016 Report Share Posted April 18, 2016 On 16 April 2016 at 10:06 AM, Decimus said: I'm an out and proud yellow. But I do agree with you about Celtic and Rangers, I can't fucking stand them, especially Celtic actually after a run in with some of their cunt fans in Norwich. Go on, Bawsey, give us a clue. My money is on partick. Probably Hibbs- the go to cunt club for east coast radges with pitbull terriers and fat necks. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 7 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: Someday, you might try standing on your own, rather than riding on Decimus' rancid reputation. Without him, you're nothing at all. Fuck off and die, Dapps, and I mean that with no due respect, you total fucking shit bucket. How, exactly, does my thinking you're a stupid fucking twat manifest into me riding on Decimus' rancid reputation? It's something I really believe in, and if others share the same opinion then it merely confirms my belief. As for the other absurd "no due respect" drivel - well, you can shove that up your fucking arse. Soppy cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cuntspotter Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 On 15 April 2016 at 2:07 PM, Rev said: I remember the good old days when almost all nominations were articulate, funny, informative and a good read, even all of the noms that Jugs submitted, with or without Stavros' special sauce. This place still has some erudite and very noble nominations, mostly from my good and learned colleague, klefto, but if some cunt-blisters here want to talk about fucking rabbits and vegetablist propaganda, fucking just let 'em, but stand aside while the professional bastards nominate subjects that really matter, like bowel movements, glassings, volcanic diarrhoea, fucking the shit out of Lucy Verasamy's wringing gusset, gonorrhoea, setting cunts on fire, unwarranted violence and herpes. Real Ale is for cunts. It's high time we had a testament here to your intestinal fortitude. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Witheredscrote Posted April 19, 2016 Report Share Posted April 19, 2016 On 17/04/2016 at 2:33 AM, Cuntybaws said: Kingsley is a cunt! Like you Bawsey , no sorry , that's King of cunts. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Wizardsleeve Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 On 4/19/2016 at 1:14 AM, Ape said: How, exactly, does my thinking you're a stupid fucking twat manifest into me riding on Decimus' rancid reputation? It's something I really believe in, and if others share the same opinion then it merely confirms my belief. As for the other absurd "no due respect" drivel - well, you can shove that up your fucking arse. Soppy cunt. It really is something that you haven't exploded yet. You're so far up Decimus' arse, that when he gets the wind, you don't over inflate like a cheap balloon and pop. In this day and age of advanced drug therapies, nothing can be done about a thick fucking cunt such as yourself. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ape™️ Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 5 hours ago, Wizardsleeve said: It really is something that you haven't exploded yet. You're so far up Decimus' arse, that when he gets the wind, you don't over inflate like a cheap balloon and pop. In this day and age of advanced drug therapies, nothing can be done about a thick fucking cunt such as yourself. The last sentence of this drivel would have made a lot more sense if you'd put "Even" at the beginning, you thick fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Decimus Posted April 21, 2016 Report Share Posted April 21, 2016 On Monday, April 18, 2016 at 10:54 PM, Wizardsleeve said: Someday, you might try standing on your own, rather than riding on Decimus' rancid reputation. Without him, you're nothing at all. Fuck off and die, Dapps, and I mean that with no due respect, you total fucking shit bucket. I've always found you a slightly weird, boring cunt Wizz, but I used to just ignore you as I considered you to be a complete irrelevance. It was only after you popped online from stateside one evening, tanked up on two pints of Coors Light, and started an unprovoked argument with me, that I started to slate you every chance I could get. Look back, Ape has thought that you were a stupid fucking cunt far longer than I have. You stupid fucking cunt. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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